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5 ? Friday, late edition

Unread postby FUDU » Fri Sep 10, 2010 3:17 pm

We'll keep this simple since it's late in the day...WTF wabs.

1. In their prime: Heather Locklear or Heather Thomas?

2. Favorite meal of the day: breakfast, lunch or dinner?

3. You can only live in Europe, what country would it be?

4. Since the new Wall Street flick is coming out tonight, what is the best movie Michael Douglas was in?

5. Do you think you can get away with murder, if so explain how you would do it?
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Re: 5 ? Friday, late edition

Unread postby Fire Marshall Bill » Fri Sep 10, 2010 4:08 pm

1. In their prime: Heather Locklear or Heather Thomas?

Locklear, dude and its not even close.

2. Favorite meal of the day: breakfast, lunch or dinner?

Dinner

3. You can only live in Europe, what country would it be?

Italy. Sun, hot women, best food in the world.

4. Since the new Wall Street flick is coming out tonight, what is the best movie Michael Douglas was in?

Falling Down.....everyone wants to be that guy for just one day

5. Do you think you can get away with murder, if so explain how you would do it?

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Re: 5 ? Friday, late edition

Unread postby peeker643 » Fri Sep 10, 2010 4:14 pm

I looked at those questions and I said to myself, "Kid (I call myself that sometimes), today will go down in TCF history as the day 5? Friday officially jumped the shark".

:hide:

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Re: 5 ? Friday, late edition

Unread postby FUDU » Fri Sep 10, 2010 4:17 pm

Hey bud like wabs has said before, feel free to put up 5 questions Friday after Friday for months and we'll see how you do. :cheers:
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Re: 5 ? Friday, late edition

Unread postby skatingtripods » Fri Sep 10, 2010 4:31 pm

1. In their prime: Heather Locklear or Heather Thomas?

Locklear

2. Favorite meal of the day: breakfast, lunch or dinner?

Breakfast for dinner...or after midnight.

3. You can only live in Europe, what country would it be?

Monaco, though it's a principality. If I have enough money to live in Monaco, I'm living well.

4. Since the new Wall Street flick is coming out tonight, what is the best movie Michael Douglas was in?

Only one I've seen with him in it is You, Me, And Dupree and I thought it sucked.

5. Do you think you can get away with murder, if so explain how you would do it?

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Re: 5 ? Friday, late edition

Unread postby peeker643 » Fri Sep 10, 2010 4:44 pm

FUDU wrote:Hey bud like wabs has said before, feel free to put up 5 questions Friday after Friday for months and we'll see how you do. :cheers:


That's exactly what the 'Happy Days' people said.

And that's still going strong so....

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Re: 5 ? Friday, late edition

Unread postby jb » Fri Sep 10, 2010 4:50 pm

Fire Marshall Bill wrote:Falling Down.....everyone wants to be that guy for just one day


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Re: 5 ? Friday, late edition

Unread postby jb » Fri Sep 10, 2010 4:51 pm

peeker643 wrote:I looked at those questions and I said to myself, "Kid (I call myself that sometimes), today will go down in TCF history as the day 5? Friday officially jumped the shark".

:hide:

It's not your fault Donny. You were scrambling and trying to make a play.


It is his fault.


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Re: 5 ? Friday, late edition

Unread postby Fire Marshall Bill » Fri Sep 10, 2010 5:49 pm

jb wrote:
Fire Marshall Bill wrote:Falling Down.....everyone wants to be that guy for just one day


If you were a picther, you'd be Ernie Camcho in 1986 & 1987



...or Bob Gibson
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Re: 5 ? Friday, late edition

Unread postby Squints » Fri Sep 10, 2010 6:19 pm

FUDU wrote:We'll keep this simple since it's late in the day...WTF wabs.

1. In their prime: Heather Locklear or Heather Thomas?

2. Favorite meal of the day: breakfast, lunch or dinner?

3. You can only live in Europe, what country would it be?

4. Since the new Wall Street flick is coming out tonight, what is the best movie Michael Douglas was in?

5. Do you think you can get away with murder, if so explain how you would do it?


1. Locklear

2. Lunch, nice break from work

3. Ireland

4. Falling Down

5. Don't know, I'd ask OJ.
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Re: 5 ? Friday, late edition

Unread postby jb » Fri Sep 10, 2010 6:40 pm

Fire Marshall Bill wrote:
jb wrote:
Fire Marshall Bill wrote:Falling Down.....everyone wants to be that guy for just one day


If you were a picther, you'd be Ernie Camcho in 1986 & 1987



...or Bob Gibson



No, no. Possibly Victor Cruz about a decade earlier as well.

Gibson threw cheese that was unhittable. You, my friend, throw meat right down the pike straight as an arrow that takes incredible self restraint not to just knock yard. :cheers:
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Re: 5 ? Friday, late edition

Unread postby FUDU » Fri Sep 10, 2010 7:08 pm

Peekers version of 5? Friday.

1. If you had to take on jfiling in a dark alley and could use any weapon you choose, what weapon would it be?

2. What does CDT do first when he wakes in the morning, crack a beer, hit the pipe or hit his dog?

3. Does anybody want to go hunting w/me tomorrow?

4. Will I ever watch a Cavs game again, and care?

5. Seriously, anybody want to go hunting?

;-) ;) :wink:

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Re: 5 ? Friday, late edition

Unread postby Fire Marshall Bill » Fri Sep 10, 2010 7:31 pm

I said Gibson because of his proclivity to head hunt and would be OK with The Mad Hugarian as well but, Goose Gossage it is then

...cuz while I was no wabo to be sur, me vs you would still be like Randy Johnson vs The Babe, to quote Curt Schilling...."One, two, three, have a seat, Babe"
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Re: 5 ? Friday, late edition

Unread postby Fire Marshall Bill » Fri Sep 10, 2010 7:34 pm

1. If you had to take on jfiling in a dark alley and could use any weapon you choose, what weapon would it be?

Skinning knife

2. What does CDT do first when he wakes in the morning, crack a beer, hit the pipe or hit his dog?

Yawns and goes back to sleep

3. Does anybody want to go hunting w/me tomorrow?

Yes. Guns or bows?

4. Will I ever watch a Cavs game again, and care?

Of course. He's a glutton for punishment and dispair

5. Seriously, anybody want to go hunting?

Yes. Spears or crossbows?
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Re: 5 ? Friday, late edition

Unread postby FUDU » Fri Sep 10, 2010 7:39 pm

Fire Marshall Bill wrote:1. If you had to take on jfiling in a dark alley and could use any weapon you choose, what weapon would it be?

Skinning knife Dude c'mon, this was meant to be easy....a taser!

2. What does CDT do first when he wakes in the morning, crack a beer, hit the pipe or hit his dog?

Yawns and goes back to sleep

3. Does anybody want to go hunting w/me tomorrow?

Yes. Guns or bows?

4. Will I ever watch a Cavs game again, and care?

Of course. He's a glutton for punishment and dispair

5. Seriously, anybody want to go hunting?

Yes. Spears or crossbows?
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Re: 5 ? Friday, late edition

Unread postby jack_tors » Fri Sep 10, 2010 9:17 pm

skatingtripods wrote:
2. Favorite meal of the day: breakfast, lunch or dinner?

Breakfast for dinner...or after midnight.


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Re: 5 ? Friday, late edition

Unread postby peeker643 » Fri Sep 10, 2010 10:36 pm

FUDU wrote:Peekers version of 5? Friday.

1. If you had to take on jfiling in a dark alley and could use any weapon you choose, what weapon would it be?

2. What does CDT do first when he wakes in the morning, crack a beer, hit the pipe or hit his dog?

3. Does anybody want to go hunting w/me tomorrow?

4. Will I ever watch a Cavs game again, and care?

5. Seriously, anybody want to go hunting?

;-) ;) :wink:

No offense jfiling (that's me saying that not Peeker).


This is better. Your first version displayed none of this thought or creativity.

1. J and I would duel it out with books and chinese throwing stars. Maybe a mace as well.
2. CDT might be a wake and bake guy but I don't see it happening as often as maybe it once did.
3. I don't eat squirrel so therefore I will not hunt them. Nothing else in season right now, right here.
4. I will. But I reserve my right to grieve as I fucking well please regardless of whose panties get wadded.
5. Fuck it, alright. I'll shoot a few squirrel if anyone else is up for heading out. Furls can smoke 'em and pass the tough little bastards off as low quality brisket.
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Re: 5 ? Friday, late edition

Unread postby hermanfontenot » Sat Sep 11, 2010 12:13 am

FUDU wrote:We'll keep this simple since it's late in the day...WTF wabs.

1. In their prime: Heather Locklear or Heather Thomas?

Heather Thomas. Wasn't she on "The Fall Guy?"

2. Favorite meal of the day: breakfast, lunch or dinner?

Breakfast. It's the meal that most often involves bacon.

3. You can only live in Europe, what country would it be?

Iceland. It doesn't get hot, it has hot springs, and not many Muslims live there.

4. Since the new Wall Street flick is coming out tonight, what is the best movie Michael Douglas was in?

The Game.

5. Do you think you can get away with murder, if so explain how you would do it?

I don't know- strangle a prostitute, use gloves, and don't do it again? Is there any way to answer this question without sounding really fucking creepy?
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Re: 5 ? Friday, late edition

Unread postby waborat » Sat Sep 11, 2010 9:05 am

FUDU wrote:We'll keep this simple since it's late in the day...WTF wabs.

1. In their prime: Heather Locklear or Heather Thomas?

2. Favorite meal of the day: breakfast, lunch or dinner?

3. You can only live in Europe, what country would it be?

4. Since the new Wall Street flick is coming out tonight, what is the best movie Michael Douglas was in?

5. Do you think you can get away with murder, if so explain how you would do it?


Holiday week threw me off Donny...

Needed the bullpen:

1. Locklear- Met her in the 80s, she had the clearest blue eyes I've ever seen

2. Sunday morning breakfasts @ home- Friggin huge!!! Eggs, crepes, spuds, bacon, bagels, fruit, black coffee & tomato juice w/ Ketel One

3. Vicenza, Italy- There I was born, there I should die as well

4. Inspector Steve Keller on "The Streets of SF"

5. Nice try
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Re: 5 ? Friday, late edition

Unread postby waborat » Sat Sep 11, 2010 9:13 am

jb wrote:
peeker643 wrote:I looked at those questions and I said to myself, "Kid (I call myself that sometimes), today will go down in TCF history as the day 5? Friday officially jumped the shark".

:hide:

It's not your fault Donny. You were scrambling and trying to make a play.


It is his fault.




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Re: 5 ? Friday, late edition

Unread postby waborat » Sat Sep 11, 2010 9:18 am

FUDU wrote:Peekers version of 5? Friday.



There's no way he doesn't pop his 5? cherry without:

How often do you empty your spit bottle?

What's your favorite characteristic of a beagle? Their appetite, howl or selective deafness?

What brand of razor do you use on your dome?

How many people will be sitting in Browns' Stadium after halftime next week?

Who should be the next poster we ban from the site?
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Re: 5 ? Friday, late edition

Unread postby peeker643 » Sat Sep 11, 2010 9:26 am

waborat wrote:
FUDU wrote:Peekers version of 5? Friday.



There's no way he doesn't pop his 5? cherry without:

How often do you empty your spit bottle?

What's your favorite characteristic of a beagle? Their appetite, howl or selective deafness?

What brand of razor do you use on your dome?

How many people will be sitting in Browns' Stadium after halftime next week?

Who should be the next poster we ban from the site?


1. I throw 'em away each night.
2. Beagles bust their balls in the field all day, bleed for you, would rather die than quit and then come home and sleep under blankets and on pillows with my girls each night. An added bonus is the loyalty. If you stepped in a hole and snapped your femur the dog would be right there with you. Which would make it easier to choke it to death and eat it if you had nothing else to sustain yourself. :hide:
3. Gillette Fusion- There is no substitute
4. I split my tix so I won't be there, but it'll be full since they'll be headed to
2-0 (if you can believe that).
5. See any Tribe thread from April or May and it'll be clear and obvious. Not to mention you'll have a huge selection to choose from.
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Re: 5 ? Friday, late edition

Unread postby British_Pharaoh » Sat Sep 11, 2010 10:13 am

1. In their prime: Heather Locklear or Heather Thomas?
I only know of Locklear

2. Favorite meal of the day: breakfast, lunch or dinner?
Dinner (especially on a Sunday)

3. You can only live in Europe, what country would it be?
Germany - Bavarian Alps

4. Since the new Wall Street flick is coming out tonight, what is the best movie Michael Douglas was in?
Disclosure because Demi Moore was hott in it. That and Romancing the Stone

5. Do you think you can get away with murder, if so explain how you would do it?
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Re: 5 ? Friday, late edition

Unread postby jb » Sun Sep 12, 2010 4:24 pm

waborat wrote:
FUDU wrote:Peekers version of 5? Friday.



There's no way he doesn't pop his 5? cherry without:

How often do you empty your spit bottle?

What's your favorite characteristic of a beagle? Their appetite, howl or selective deafness?

What brand of razor do you use on your dome?

How many people will be sitting in Browns' Stadium after halftime next week?

Who should be the next poster we ban from the site?



OMFG, best post ever.


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Re: 5 ? Friday, late edition

Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Mon Sep 13, 2010 1:16 am

FUDU wrote:We'll keep this simple since it's late in the day...WTF wabs.

1. In their prime: Heather Locklear or Heather Thomas?

2. Favorite meal of the day: breakfast, lunch or dinner?

3. You can only live in Europe, what country would it be?

4. Since the new Wall Street flick is coming out tonight, what is the best movie Michael Douglas was in?

5. Do you think you can get away with murder, if so explain how you would do it?



1. Dude... Seriously? Locklear.

2. Dinner.

3. Germany or Southern Italy.

4. I have to go with Falling Down for the same reasons as others have said.

5. lol. I could never get away with murder, unless I wore an ape suit.
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