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5 ? Friday - 8/6/10

Unread postby waborat » Fri Aug 06, 2010 6:48 am

1. What's the greatest upset in professional sport's history?

2. What's your favorite violent movie?

3. Of all the racial stereotypes, which is the most truthful?

4. What's your favorite chocolate food item?

5. Who's the most intimidating woman you've ever seen?
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Re: 5 ? Friday - 8/6/10

Unread postby General » Fri Aug 06, 2010 6:58 am

1. What's the greatest upset in professional sport's history?
1969 Mets
2. What's your favorite violent movie?
Law Abiding Citizen
3. Of all the racial stereotypes, which is the most truthful?
Black girls have big booties
4. What's your favorite chocolate food item?
Halle Berry
5. Who's the most intimidating woman you've ever seen?
A female DI at Parris Island...I was ready to turn gay after that encounter.
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Re: 5 ? Friday - 8/6/10

Unread postby JCoz » Fri Aug 06, 2010 8:26 am

1. What's the greatest upset in professional sport's history?
Probably Buster Douglas knocking out Tyson

2. What's your favorite violent movie?
Gangs of NY is what immediately came to mind but there are alot of good ones, not sure its accurate to just name one favorite
3. Of all the racial stereotypes, which is the most truthful?
Asian Drivers - nuff said
4. What's your favorite chocolate food item?
Kit kats I guess
5. Who's the most intimidating woman you've ever seen?
?? Not sure if serious....I guess my mother.....when I was 5.
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Re: 5 ? Friday - 8/6/10

Unread postby Fire Marshall Bill » Fri Aug 06, 2010 9:57 am

1. What's the greatest upset in professional sport's history?

Joe Willie

2. What's your favorite violent movie?

Heat

3. Of all the racial stereotypes, which is the most truthful?

Agree wit Asian drivers and big black woman butts. To be fair I'm including Southern White racists

4. What's your favorite chocolate food item?

Reese's

5. Who's the most intimidating woman you've ever seen?

Sister Katherine Anne 8th grade....and Goldie Hawn [who I met in the pits at a Grand Prix race they had 3 times @ Ceasar's Place in the 80's]
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Re: 5 ? Friday - 8/6/10

Unread postby Ziner » Fri Aug 06, 2010 10:32 am

1. What's the greatest upset in professional sport's history?

Pistons over the Lakers 2004 comes to mind this early, but surely it isnt the greatest

2. What's your favorite violent movie?

Saving Private Ryan

3. Of all the racial stereotypes, which is the most truthful?

7/11's and convenience stores in general are owned/run by Indians

4. What's your favorite chocolate food item?

cake, double layer minimum, lots of icing

5. Who's the most intimidating woman you've ever seen?

umm... not really sure. Saw Gabby Reece a few weeks ago when I was in California, she is like 6'4" which is taller than me, I guess that counts.
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Re: 5 ? Friday - 8/6/10

Unread postby FUDU » Fri Aug 06, 2010 10:42 am

waborat wrote:1. What's the greatest upset in professional sport's history?
Buster Douglas

2. What's your favorite violent movie?
Too many to list...

3. Of all the racial stereotypes, which is the most truthful?
Asian driver, Eastern Euro's/Mediterranean's having poor hygiene.

4. What's your favorite chocolate food item?
Reese's

5. Who's the most intimidating woman you've ever seen?
Intimidating cause she's so hot, or cause of her demeanor etc? There's a difference.
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Re: 5 ? Friday - 8/6/10

Unread postby skatingtripods » Fri Aug 06, 2010 10:52 am

1. What's the greatest upset in professional sport's history?

So the 1980 Miracle on Ice doesn't count because it was "technically" amateurs, though the Soviet team were essentially professionals. I guess Giants Super Bowl win then.

2. What's your favorite violent movie?

The Departed

3. Of all the racial stereotypes, which is the most truthful?

Wow, this has potential to get ugly. I guess I'll keep it clean and say Asian drivers like everyone else has said.

4. What's your favorite chocolate food item?

Milkshake

5. Who's the most intimidating woman you've ever seen?

Janet Reno
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Re: 5 ? Friday - 8/6/10

Unread postby WarAdmiral » Fri Aug 06, 2010 11:06 am

1. What's the greatest upset in professional sport's history? Jets Colts Super Bowl III

2. What's your favorite violent movie? Apocalypse Now

3. Of all the racial stereotypes, which is the most truthful? Asians are great at dry cleaning

4. What's your favorite chocolate food item? Dairy Queen Hot fudge

5. Who's the most intimidating woman you've ever seen? Mr.s Fields, my fifth grade teacher.
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Re: 5 ? Friday - 8/6/10

Unread postby motherscratcher » Fri Aug 06, 2010 1:02 pm

waborat wrote:1. What's the greatest upset in professional sport's history?

I was going to say Miracle On Ice but STP talked me out of it. Buster Douglas I guess.

2. What's your favorite violent movie?

Red Dawn

3. Of all the racial stereotypes, which is the most truthful?

The smelly Easterner

4. What's your favorite chocolate food item?

Straight milk chocolate

5. Who's the most intimidating woman you've ever seen?

I can't think of one. They ALL intimidate me.
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Re: 5 ? Friday - 8/6/10

Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Fri Aug 06, 2010 2:51 pm

waborat wrote:1. What's the greatest upset in professional sport's history?

2. What's your favorite violent movie?

3. Of all the racial stereotypes, which is the most truthful?

4. What's your favorite chocolate food item?

5. Who's the most intimidating woman you've ever seen?


1) The Miracle On Ice. I don't give no shit about "Pro" or not.

2) The Thing

3) The haggling Jew

4) Nothing really.

5) Female bodybuilder at the Ahnold Fitness Expo. She was big, black, and pissed at some wee tiny Indian guy.
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Re: 5 ? Friday - 8/6/10

Unread postby Fire Marshall Bill » Fri Aug 06, 2010 5:04 pm

3) The haggling Jew


Well, if a German guy can say this about a Jew then its OK for me to add The Bigoted Mormon and the Dumb Pollock

Dontchya think?

Then there's the greasy Italian and drunken Irishman and yeah I agree, the stinking Indian/Pakistani, too.

I nominate you to start a stereotype thread and make sure we cover all races & religions

[BTW, both my dad and granddad killed Germans by the bushel. esp Pop] :salute:
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Re: 5 ? Friday - 8/6/10

Unread postby Fire Marshall Bill » Fri Aug 06, 2010 5:06 pm

2. What's your favorite violent movie?

Red Dawn


This is sad^^^^^^^


5. Who's the most intimidating woman you've ever seen?

I can't think of one. They ALL intimidate me.


This is priceless^^^^^^^^^^^^^
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Re: 5 ? Friday - 8/6/10

Unread postby motherscratcher » Fri Aug 06, 2010 5:24 pm

Fire Marshall Bill wrote:2. What's your favorite violent movie?

Red Dawn


This is sad^^^^^^^


5. Who's the most intimidating woman you've ever seen?

I can't think of one. They ALL intimidate me.


This is priceless^^^^^^^^^^^^^


If you were a prepubescent dork when Red Dawn was released (Like I was) you would understand how awesome it was. I almost HOPED for an invasion so I could start kicking Ruskie ass with my friends and older brother who would teach us all about surviving in the wild ala Patrick Swayze.

The other movie that falls into this category is Footloose. Different but the same.
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Re: 5 ? Friday - 8/6/10

Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Fri Aug 06, 2010 5:53 pm

Fire Marshall Bill wrote:
3) The haggling Jew


Well, if a German guy can say this about a Jew then its OK for me to add The Bigoted Mormon and the Dumb Pollock

Dontchya think?

Then there's the greasy Italian and drunken Irishman and yeah I agree, the stinking Indian/Pakistani, too.

I nominate you to start a stereotype thread and make sure we cover all races & religions

[BTW, both my dad and granddad killed Germans by the bushel. esp Pop] :salute:


You add whatever you want. I have seen the Haggling Jew in action. My friend's dad haggled for 45 minutes over a lawn mower. He got the price down 10 whole dollars and was happy with his skills.

Stereotypes are funny, and it's ok to laugh at them IMO.

Alot of Pakistani, Indian, and Somalians do stink, or they use so much cologne they smell like a 1700's French whorehouse.
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Re: 5 ? Friday - 8/6/10

Unread postby Squints » Fri Aug 06, 2010 10:48 pm

waborat wrote:1. What's the greatest upset in professional sport's history?

2. What's your favorite violent movie?

3. Of all the racial stereotypes, which is the most truthful?

4. What's your favorite chocolate food item?

5. Who's the most intimidating woman you've ever seen?



1. Believe Wabo added professional so the unanimous answer wouldn't be the Miracle on Ice. I'll go '88 WS Dodgers over A's in 5.

2. The Departed

3. Lazy southeners

4. Malleys chocolate covered pretzels.

5. Mrs. Pope, 5th grade teacher. Bitch.
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Re: 5 ? Friday - 8/6/10

Unread postby British_Pharaoh » Sat Aug 07, 2010 4:10 am

1. What's the greatest upset in professional sport's history?
Cassius Clay v Sonny Liston
Followed by Greece winning the Football European Championship

2. What's your favorite violent movie?
Oldboy

3. Of all the racial stereotypes, which is the most truthful?
"N***er stole my bike Joking of course

4. What's your favorite chocolate food item?
Turkish delight

5. Who's the most intimidating woman you've ever seen?
My Science teacher from first 2 years at secondary school. Mrs O' Hara
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Re: 5 ? Friday - 8/6/10

Unread postby waborat » Sat Aug 07, 2010 9:46 am

Squints wrote:1. Believe Wabo added professional so the unanimous answer wouldn't be the Miracle on Ice.



Exactly what it says on the tin
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Re: 5 ? Friday - 8/6/10

Unread postby Erie Warrior » Sat Aug 07, 2010 10:03 am

1. What's the greatest upset in professional sport's history?
Buster Douglas
2. What's your favorite violent movie?
Starship Troopers
3. Of all the racial stereotypes, which is the most truthful?
Black people can't swim. And are scared of dogs.
4. What's your favorite chocolate food item?
M&Ms
5. Who's the most intimidating woman you've ever seen?
Not sure I've really met one
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Re: 5 ? Friday - 8/6/10

Unread postby waborat » Sat Aug 07, 2010 11:51 am

1. What's the greatest upset in professional sport's history?

That I saw: Appalachian State
That I woke up to find out about: Buster

2. What's your favorite violent movie?

Pulp Fiction

3. Of all the racial stereotypes, which is the most truthful?

Crackahs got no rhythm

4. What's your favorite chocolate food item?

It's got cocoa on it, so I'll go with Tiramisu

5. Who's the most intimidating woman you've ever seen?

Any of them who expect you to listen to them and remember what they said
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Re: 5 ? Friday - 8/6/10

Unread postby Fire Marshall Bill » Sat Aug 07, 2010 1:15 pm

Cerebral_DownTime wrote:
Fire Marshall Bill wrote:
3) The haggling Jew


Well, if a German guy can say this about a Jew then its OK for me to add The Bigoted Mormon and the Dumb Pollock

Dontchya think?

Then there's the greasy Italian and drunken Irishman and yeah I agree, the stinking Indian/Pakistani, too.

I nominate you to start a stereotype thread and make sure we cover all races & religions

[BTW, both my dad and granddad killed Germans by the bushel. esp Pop] :salute:


You add whatever you want. I have seen the Haggling Jew in action. My friend's dad haggled for 45 minutes over a lawn mower. He got the price down 10 whole dollars and was happy with his skills.

Stereotypes are funny, and it's ok to laugh at them IMO.

Alot of Pakistani, Indian, and Somalians do stink, or they use so much cologne they smell like a 1700's French whorehouse.



Almost forgot the Limey Fag...
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Re: 5 ? Friday - 8/6/10

Unread postby British_Pharaoh » Sat Aug 07, 2010 2:57 pm

Fire Marshall Bill wrote:
Cerebral_DownTime wrote:
Fire Marshall Bill wrote:
3) The haggling Jew


Well, if a German guy can say this about a Jew then its OK for me to add The Bigoted Mormon and the Dumb Pollock

Dontchya think?

Then there's the greasy Italian and drunken Irishman and yeah I agree, the stinking Indian/Pakistani, too.

I nominate you to start a stereotype thread and make sure we cover all races & religions

[BTW, both my dad and granddad killed Germans by the bushel. esp Pop] :salute:


You add whatever you want. I have seen the Haggling Jew in action. My friend's dad haggled for 45 minutes over a lawn mower. He got the price down 10 whole dollars and was happy with his skills.

Stereotypes are funny, and it's ok to laugh at them IMO.

Alot of Pakistani, Indian, and Somalians do stink, or they use so much cologne they smell like a 1700's French whorehouse.



Almost forgot the Limey Fag...


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Re: 5 ? Friday - 8/6/10

Unread postby motherscratcher » Sat Aug 07, 2010 3:49 pm

Fire Marshall Bill wrote:Almost forgot the Limey Fag...


+1

I mean seriously, Turkish delight? What a homo.


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Unread postby idoctribefan » Sat Aug 07, 2010 5:05 pm

1. What's the greatest upset in professional sport's history?
Homely pancake waitress and a dozen porn stars over blond Swedish bikini model and $750 million.

2. What's your favorite violent movie?
Scarface. All black people like Scarface, right?....oh that's the next question

3. Of all the racial stereotypes, which is the most truthful?
Indian people owning gas stations and cheap hotels

4. What's your favorite chocolate food item?
Reese's peanut butter cups AND the Reese's cereal

5. Who's the most intimidating woman you've ever seen?
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Re: 5 ? Friday - 8/6/10

Unread postby Squints » Sat Aug 07, 2010 7:52 pm

waborat wrote:3. Of all the racial stereotypes, which is the most truthful?

Crackahs got no rhythm



I beg your pardon.

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