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Sports Biggest A-holes

Unread postby peeker643 » Wed Aug 04, 2010 12:25 pm

Gimme a Top Ten. Do you have to stick with murderers and felons or do you include d-bags like Clemens, Modell, Bron and Favre?

Do you need separate lists?

It's not necessarily a most hated list. I hated Franco Harris but he wouldn't make the list. Same with a guy like Pedroia, Elway, etc.


It's fluid but as it stands just today (and NOT in any particular order):

1. LeBron
2. Favre
3. Clemens
4. Papelbon
5. DeShawn Stevenson
6. Albert Haynesworth
7. Pacman Jones
8. The entire Vick family
9. Barry Bonds
10. Ray Lewis

OJ is a given. I'm not even getting into that.
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Re: Sports Biggest A-holes

Unread postby CAVSTRIBEBROWNSin07! » Wed Aug 04, 2010 12:41 pm

Couldnt limit it to just 10, so I made a top 4 for each sport.

DISCLAIMER: This is off the top of my head and is not in any specific order.

LeBron
Pierce
Rasheed
Kobe

Papelbon
EDIT to put in Schilling instead of A-Rod
Ozzie Guillen
Billy Wagner

EDIT to put in Joey Porter instead of Rivers
EDIT to put in Belichick instead of Ochocinco
Ray Lewis
EDIT to put in Haynesworth instead of Tebow

Damn this is fun, every second I think of a new replacement.
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Re: Sports Biggest A-holes

Unread postby Larvell Blanks » Wed Aug 04, 2010 1:52 pm

I'll do a Bill Simmons here with sports figures of the past 30 years

No particular order

Bill Romanowski
Roger Clemens
Favre
LBJ
Art Modell
Don King
John McEnroe
Barry Bonds
Lawrence Phillips
Pacman Jones

posthumous: Chris Henry
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Re: Sports Biggest A-holes

Unread postby Cease » Wed Aug 04, 2010 2:29 pm

In no particular order...

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Re: Sports Biggest A-holes

Unread postby Fire Marshall Bill » Wed Aug 04, 2010 2:43 pm

Canseco/McGuire
Ray Lewis/Baltiwhore as a whole
Rapistburger and the rest of WV North
The Vick's for shur. esp dad
Bill Lambier
TO
Allen Iverson
A-Rod
Modell
The Philly Phanatic. I hate that Phucking Bhyrd

PS: Barry Bonds wouldn't make my Top 100 :hide:
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Re: Sports Biggest A-holes

Unread postby yogi » Wed Aug 04, 2010 4:24 pm

10) Favre
9) Rose
8) Ocho Stinko
7) Bonds
6) TO
5) Pig Pen Ben R
4) Vick
3) Ray Lewis
2) LBJ
1) fArt Modell
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Re: Sports Biggest A-holes

Unread postby British_Pharaoh » Wed Aug 04, 2010 6:36 pm

LeBron
John Terry
AJ Pierzynski
Roger Clemens
Scott Boras
Eric Wedge
Roy Keane
Floyd Mayweather
Ashley Cole
Dave Jones
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Re: Sports Biggest A-holes

Unread postby Fire Marshall Bill » Wed Aug 04, 2010 7:00 pm

British_Pharaoh wrote:LeBron
John Terry
AJ Pierzynski
Roger Clemens
Scott Boras
Eric Wedge
Roy Keane
Floyd Mayweather
Ashley Cole
Dave Jones


Soccer is for Limey fags.


.and why isn't Ted Williams on your list considering how much you hate American soldiers?
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Re: Sports Biggest A-holes

Unread postby jack_tors » Wed Aug 04, 2010 8:38 pm

No particular order and omitting Modell, LBJ, and OJ because they are so bad calling them assholes would be doing them a favor.

1.)Ty Cobb- Dude jumped in the stands to punch a guy.. A guy with no arms.

2.)Eric Lindros- Look under Bitch in the dictionary, his face is there.

3.)Claude Lemieux- Would take a hockey stick to this dude's face right now if allowed.

4.)Clemens

5.)Ted Williams- Tribute to FMB. Watch the Williams documentary on HBO, shows what a punk he was. Also, told my grandpa to go to hell in a supermarket in Florida. True story.

6.)Rick Mahorn

7.)Isiah Thomas- Just pick a reason

8.)Farve- As Peek said, an hour ESPN special away from topping LBJ. I pose this question seriously, without breaking the law, killing, or raping, has anyone done more to destroy their image than him in the last 3 yrs?

9.)Jerry Jones

10.)Paul O'Neill- Guy has been retired for what, like 5 yrs, still would like to see someone put a pitch in his back. Crybaby Asshole Yankee.
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Re: Sports Biggest A-holes

Unread postby StewieG » Wed Aug 04, 2010 10:11 pm

Nobody put Garnett?
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Re: Sports Biggest A-holes

Unread postby TouchEmAllTime » Wed Aug 04, 2010 10:44 pm

Clemens
Bonds
KG
Reke
Sasha Kaun
Ocho
McNabb
Plax
MJ
Rodman
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Re: Sports Biggest A-holes

Unread postby FUDU » Thu Aug 05, 2010 12:20 am

No particular order.

Elway
Karlis (and the refs that called his kick good)
LeBron
David Wells
Iverson
Joey Porter
Pedro
Art
Vick
Ward
Sosa

My list is a mix of just hating and assholes.
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Re: Sports Biggest A-holes

Unread postby CAVSTRIBEBROWNSin07! » Thu Aug 05, 2010 11:46 am

Coincidentally, CBS Sportsline has a 3 part article ranking the 50 biggest jerks in sports. People here will not like the last 2 on the list.

http://www.cbssports.com/columns/story/ ... ist_footer
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Re: Sports Biggest A-holes

Unread postby FUDU » Thu Aug 05, 2010 11:56 am

CBS botched up a lot of that list, starting with the tie in of a political topic(AZ law). But at least we found out the origins of AI's practice speech.



26. Tommy Lasorda: Had one of the eternal tirades of all time. Lasorda, when he managed the Dodgers, was asked by a journalist in 1978 what he thought of Dave Kingman hitting three home runs against his team. Lasorda responded: "What's my opinion of Kingman's performance!? What the f--- do you think is my opinion of it? I think it was f------ horse s---! Put that in, I don't f------ care. Opinion of his performance? Jesus Christ, he beat us with three f------ home runs! What the f--- do you mean, 'What is my opinion of his performance?' How could you ask me a question like that, 'What is my opinion of his performance?' Jesus Christ, he hit three home runs! Jesus Christ! I'm f------ pissed off to lose the f------ game. And you ask me my opinion of his performance! Jesus Christ. That's a tough question to ask me, isn't it? 'What is my opinion of his performance?'"
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Re: Sports Biggest A-holes

Unread postby Fire Marshall Bill » Thu Aug 05, 2010 12:07 pm

Screw that list.

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Re: Sports Biggest A-holes

Unread postby jb » Thu Aug 05, 2010 1:51 pm

Do posters on sports forums count?
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Re: Sports Biggest A-holes

Unread postby peeker643 » Thu Aug 05, 2010 3:00 pm

jb wrote:Do posters on sports forums count?


Yes. But don't get offended when they update their lists. ;-) ;) :wink:
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Re: Sports Biggest A-holes

Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Thu Aug 05, 2010 4:43 pm

peeker643 wrote:
jb wrote:Do posters on sports forums count?


Yes. But don't get offended when they update their lists. ;-) ;) :wink:


You have a list?

Too many lists on the site right now.

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Re: Sports Biggest A-holes

Unread postby British_Pharaoh » Thu Aug 05, 2010 6:28 pm

Fire Marshall Bill wrote:
British_Pharaoh wrote:LeBron
John Terry
AJ Pierzynski
Roger Clemens
Scott Boras
Eric Wedge
Roy Keane
Floyd Mayweather
Ashley Cole
Dave Jones


Soccer is for Limey fags.


.and why isn't Ted Williams on your list considering how much you hate American soldiers?


I don't hate American soldiers


I hate the attitude and lack of professionalism of the American 'soldier'
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Re: Sports Biggest A-holes

Unread postby skatingtripods » Thu Aug 05, 2010 6:35 pm

British_Pharaoh wrote:I don't hate American soldiers


I hate the attitude and lack of professionalism of the American 'soldier'


You mean the one or two assholes who make the news? Holy generalization.

How about the hundreds of thousands doing the right thing every day of their lives?
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Re: Sports Biggest A-holes

Unread postby hebner20 » Thu Aug 05, 2010 9:37 pm

I can probably make 10 with just announcers. Here goes in no particular order.

1 Marv Albert
2 Bob Costas
3 Bryant Gumbel
4 Don Trumpy
5 Dick Vitale
6 Randy Cross
7 Keith Olberman
8 Mark May
9 Jimmy Johnson
10 Tim McCarver
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Re: Sports Biggest A-holes

Unread postby waborat » Sat Aug 07, 2010 9:41 am

Only 10?

Off top off my dome:

Don King
Bill Romanowski
Tonya Harding
Jose Canseco
Michael Vick
Barry Bonds
John Daly
Mike Tyson
Sean Avery
Lawrence Taylor

I'll leave OJ & Rae Carruth for the Sport's Callous Butchers list
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Re: Sports Biggest A-holes

Unread postby Fire Marshall Bill » Sun Aug 08, 2010 5:29 pm

hebner20 wrote:I can probably make 10 with just announcers. Here goes in no particular order.

1 Marv Albert
2 Bob Costas
3 Bryant Gumbel
4 Don Trumpy
5 Dick Vitale
6 Randy Cross
7 Keith Olberman
8 Mark May
9 Jimmy Johnson
10 Tim McCarver


Myron Cope. On a scale of 1-10 he's the zero.

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Re: Sports Biggest A-holes

Unread postby British_Pharaoh » Sun Aug 08, 2010 7:21 pm

skatingtripods wrote:
British_Pharaoh wrote:I don't hate American soldiers


I hate the attitude and lack of professionalism of the American 'soldier'


You mean the one or two assholes who make the news? Holy generalization.

How about the hundreds of thousands doing the right thing every day of their lives?

The video posted in another thread and the stories contained within the leaks are far from an isolated incidents.

I have friends who are still in the forces and who train from time to time as well as serve alongside US personnel.

The opinion is always the same.
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Re: Sports Biggest A-holes

Unread postby Fire Marshall Bill » Mon Aug 09, 2010 7:52 am

Limeys once dominated the world. In the end even the Irish and Canucks kicked your asses

We beat your pathetic, pompous army back across "the pond" at least 3 times and saved your pathetic, retreating Army country twice and all you gave back to the world, or us, was fish and chips, whatever that is.

If it wasn't for America, England would have starved to death and you'd be a Nazi Fag instead of a Limey Fag.

Your biggest miltary victory since the 1700's is some tiny island off the coast of South America and in the gulf wars your not even an afterthought

You and your pansy assed friends can think of yourselves in any manner you wish but, the American Soldier would prefer you just get down on your kneess and say 'thank you for my life as I know it'...

You lived in mounds of dirt like rabbits till the Italians came and taught you how to build a house...then when they left you went back to living in piles of dirt.

There wasn't even a Community Organizer in your midst till the Normans came and conquered you...

Just WTF is it that makes you tea sipping fags think you're superior in any way shape or form to anyone,let alone the American Soldier whose jock you couldn't carry?

Peeps at TCF want to know....

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Re: Sports Biggest A-holes

Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Mon Aug 09, 2010 4:43 pm

Just WTF is it that makes you tea sipping fags think you're superior in any way shape or form to anyone,let alone the American Soldier whose jock you couldn't carry?


American soldiers are unprofessional, civilian killing, prideless brutes with no clue on how war should be fought. Apparently our military should only used when under the strict supervision of the superior British commanders.

The Brits have only conducted war in the most professional manner throughout history. They not only civilized new areas, they worked with the locals and used class and kindness to enlighten them on the Empire's standards.
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Re: Sports Biggest A-holes

Unread postby That_Guy™ » Mon Aug 09, 2010 9:33 pm

Bow before the military genius that is the British firing line. What are you gonna do when facing an army standing shoulder to shoulder and only firing and reloading when told to. That's an unstoppable strategy.

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