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Nat'l halter top day

Unread postby jordan kramer » Wed Mar 31, 2010 4:23 pm

if you've been in college above the sun belt anytime in the last couple decades you know what i'm talking about. the first days when all the smokin hot coeds come out rockin their new summer clothes. showin off their twins and in short shorts/skirts. this is where that winter tanning package they bought pays off. today and the rest of this week is that time of year for this area, and i've been waitin all winter :nanner:
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Re: Nat'l halter top day

Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Wed Mar 31, 2010 4:25 pm

OSU's campus in the spring and summer...... Goddamn.
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Re: Nat'l halter top day

Unread postby Erie Warrior » Wed Mar 31, 2010 7:23 pm

I've been to many campuses in Ohio, and I gotta say, the sun dresses at UVA is absolutely the finest thing I've ever seen. Walking through the campus, on my way to a football game on a warm Saturday afternoon. God, I miss college.
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Re: Nat'l halter top day

Unread postby Stu » Thu Apr 01, 2010 6:24 am

Actually, I believe it is officially called:

Butterface Liberation Day


Butterface Liberation Day is the day of the year where it gets warm enough for girls with ugly faces but slammin bodies to start wearing skimpier clothing. By doing so, it takes the focus off of their faces.

Unfortunately, there is an opposite effect on the girls who have pretty faces but are a little on the chunky side.
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Re: Nat'l halter top day

Unread postby Gradysmanldy » Thu Apr 01, 2010 8:25 am

It's only 68 degrees tomorrow in RI, wonder if that is close enough to the 70 degree cutoff Simmons put down on NHTD....I think its close enough. :)
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