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Some people don't understand true love

Unread postby jb » Fri Nov 06, 2009 12:20 pm

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Re: Some people don't understand true love

Unread postby TIMMAH » Fri Nov 06, 2009 12:32 pm

Was he catching or throwing?

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Re: Some people don't understand true love

Unread postby stonepm » Fri Nov 06, 2009 12:49 pm

Unless you happen to walk in on him in the act, what would make someone suspect that somebody is having sex with thir horse? So much so that she set up surveillence?
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Re: Some people don't understand true love

Unread postby CAVSTRIBEBROWNSin07! » Fri Nov 06, 2009 1:01 pm

stonepm wrote:Unless you happen to walk in on him in the act, what would make someone suspect that somebody is having sex with thir horse? So much so that she set up surveillence?

Kenley had seen Vereen before. He pleaded guilty last year to having sex with the same horse

Aww they were in a relationship? How sweet.

Does buggery = bestiality? I've never heard that word before.

My favorite part - the horse's owner
holding him at shotgun point until police arrived.
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Re: Some people don't understand true love

Unread postby stonepm » Fri Nov 06, 2009 1:04 pm

CAVSTRIBEBROWNSin07! wrote:
stonepm wrote:Unless you happen to walk in on him in the act, what would make someone suspect that somebody is having sex with thir horse? So much so that she set up surveillence?

Kenley had seen Vereen before. He pleaded guilty last year to having sex with the same horse

Aww they were in a relationship? How sweet.

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I got that part, but what would make her think that he was boinking her horse?
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Re: Some people don't understand true love

Unread postby jb » Fri Nov 06, 2009 1:14 pm

stonepm wrote:Unless you happen to walk in on him in the act, what would make someone suspect that somebody is having sex with thir horse? So much so that she set up surveillence?


Maybe after a centaur or two were born she got suspicious?


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Re: Some people don't understand true love

Unread postby Cease » Fri Nov 06, 2009 1:31 pm

If you saw what that horse was wearing you'd know she was asking for it.
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Re: Some people don't understand true love

Unread postby motherscratcher » Fri Nov 06, 2009 2:04 pm

Good thing for Steve Rushin that he doesn't live in South Carolina.
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Re: Some people don't understand true love

Unread postby motherscratcher » Fri Nov 06, 2009 2:05 pm

Cease wrote:If you saw what that horse was wearing you'd know she was asking for it.


Nay means Nay, Cease.
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Re: Some people don't understand true love

Unread postby TIMMAH » Fri Nov 06, 2009 5:24 pm

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Re: Some people don't understand true love

Unread postby skatingtripods » Sat Nov 07, 2009 1:34 am

I knew that Craigslist posting in the misc romance category of someone looking for a secretariat was a little questionable.
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Re: Some people don't understand true love

Unread postby dem425 » Sat Nov 07, 2009 11:25 am

Police were told that the suspect's son had information about his father's practices. When police questioned the son, he refused to answer.
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Re: Some people don't understand true love

Unread postby WalterSobchak » Sat Nov 07, 2009 12:17 pm

stonepm wrote:
CAVSTRIBEBROWNSin07! wrote:
stonepm wrote:Unless you happen to walk in on him in the act, what would make someone suspect that somebody is having sex with thir horse? So much so that she set up surveillence?

Kenley had seen Vereen before. He pleaded guilty last year to having sex with the same horse

Aww they were in a relationship? How sweet.

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I got that part, but what would make her think that he was boinking her horse?



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Re: Some people don't understand true love

Unread postby General » Sat Nov 07, 2009 12:39 pm

stonepm wrote:
CAVSTRIBEBROWNSin07! wrote:
stonepm wrote:Unless you happen to walk in on him in the act, what would make someone suspect that somebody is having sex with thir horse? So much so that she set up surveillence?

Kenley had seen Vereen before. He pleaded guilty last year to having sex with the same horse

Aww they were in a relationship? How sweet.

quote]

I got that part, but what would make her think that he was boinking her horse?


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Re: Some people don't understand true love

Unread postby Ziner » Sat Nov 07, 2009 3:11 pm

Motherscratcher wrote:
Cease wrote:If you saw what that horse was wearing you'd know she was asking for it.


Nay means Nay, Cease.


:lmfao: :lmfao: Awesome. Simply awesome.
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Re: Some people don't understand true love

Unread postby Zé Apelido » Sun Nov 08, 2009 9:29 pm

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Re: Some people don't understand true love

Unread postby Cease » Sun Nov 08, 2009 10:51 pm

Ziner wrote:
Motherscratcher wrote:
Cease wrote:If you saw what that horse was wearing you'd know she was asking for it.


Nay means Nay, Cease.


:lmfao: :lmfao: Awesome. Simply awesome.


Agreed. That was a good one, Scratch.
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Re: Some people don't understand true love

Unread postby jb » Mon Nov 09, 2009 4:05 pm



I watched the whole thing.

damn. Abe shoulda let 'em walk.
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