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Lazyboy DWI

Unread postby fundamentals » Fri Oct 23, 2009 7:57 am

I think the guy was sick of seeing Brett Favre and he decided to buck the system:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/us_lounge_chair_dwi
"It's all about winning for me, and I think the Cavs are committed to doing that," he said. "But at the same time I've given myself options to this point, and like I said before, me and my team, we have a game plan that we're going to execute, and we'll see what we get."

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Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Fri Oct 23, 2009 10:27 am

He hit a parked car..... I think he should get a reward for being awesome.

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Unread postby TIMMAH » Fri Oct 23, 2009 11:50 am

haha I saw that! So funny.
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Unread postby skatingtripods » Fri Oct 23, 2009 12:25 pm

What's better? Taking a La-Z-Boy and driving it around the streets or taking a La-Z-Boy and making a baseketball out of it?
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Re: Lazyboy DWI

Unread postby fundamentals » Fri Oct 23, 2009 12:35 pm

After looking at the alleged getaway vehicle, I am astounded at its craftsmanship. Looks like it has headlights and the NHRA sticker on it makes for a nice touch. :lmfao:
"It's all about winning for me, and I think the Cavs are committed to doing that," he said. "But at the same time I've given myself options to this point, and like I said before, me and my team, we have a game plan that we're going to execute, and we'll see what we get."

"We had a great time together."
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Re: Lazyboy DWI

Unread postby TIMMAH » Mon Oct 26, 2009 2:59 pm

The legend of this guy continues to grow. Not only did he drive a recliner to the bar and get hammered and then attempt to drive it home before crashing but now I hear that the reason he crashed (other then that he was trashed) is because he had some chick riding on the back and he tried to pop a wheelie to impress her and lost control.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

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Unread postby mswerb » Mon Oct 26, 2009 7:34 pm

I want one!
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