I think the guy was sick of seeing Brett Favre and he decided to buck the system:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/us_lounge_chair_dwi
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Lazyboy DWI
by fundamentals » Fri Oct 23, 2009 8:57 am
"It's all about winning for me, and I think the Cavs are committed to doing that," he said. "But at the same time I've given myself options to this point, and like I said before, me and my team, we have a game plan that we're going to execute, and we'll see what we get."
"We had a great time together."
"We had a great time together."
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Re: Lazyboy DWI
by Cerebral_DownTime » Fri Oct 23, 2009 11:27 am
He hit a parked car..... I think he should get a reward for being awesome.
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Re: Lazyboy DWI
by TIMMAH » Fri Oct 23, 2009 12:50 pm
haha I saw that! So funny.
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Re: Lazyboy DWI
by skatingtripods » Fri Oct 23, 2009 1:25 pm
What's better? Taking a La-Z-Boy and driving it around the streets or taking a La-Z-Boy and making a baseketball out of it?
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Re: Lazyboy DWI
by fundamentals » Fri Oct 23, 2009 1:35 pm
After looking at the alleged getaway vehicle, I am astounded at its craftsmanship. Looks like it has headlights and the NHRA sticker on it makes for a nice touch. 
"It's all about winning for me, and I think the Cavs are committed to doing that," he said. "But at the same time I've given myself options to this point, and like I said before, me and my team, we have a game plan that we're going to execute, and we'll see what we get."
"We had a great time together."
"We had a great time together."
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Re: Lazyboy DWI
by TIMMAH » Mon Oct 26, 2009 3:59 pm
The legend of this guy continues to grow. Not only did he drive a recliner to the bar and get hammered and then attempt to drive it home before crashing but now I hear that the reason he crashed (other then that he was trashed) is because he had some chick riding on the back and he tried to pop a wheelie to impress her and lost control.
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