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Cleveland to host Gay Games in 2014

Unread postby Lubber » Tue Sep 29, 2009 3:38 pm

Peeker... You got 4 years to prepare!!!.. :)

http://www.gaygames.com/en/
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Re: Cleveland to host Gay Games in 2014

Unread postby peeker643 » Tue Sep 29, 2009 3:53 pm

Lubber wrote:Peeker... You got 4 years to prepare!!!.. :)

http://www.gaygames.com/en/


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What was the stuff you used when you used to frost and highlight yours?

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Re: Cleveland to host Gay Games in 2014

Unread postby skatingtripods » Tue Sep 29, 2009 4:32 pm

Do I really want to know what the events are?
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Re: Cleveland to host Gay Games in 2014

Unread postby leadpipe » Tue Sep 29, 2009 6:40 pm

Skating Tripods wrote:Do I really want to know what the events are?


I'd imagine the pole vault and fencing are pretty popular.
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Re: Cleveland to host Gay Games in 2014

Unread postby peeker643 » Tue Sep 29, 2009 7:11 pm

Lead Pipe wrote:
Skating Tripods wrote:Do I really want to know what the events are?


I'd imagine the pole vault and fencing are pretty popular.



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Re: Cleveland to host Gay Games in 2014

Unread postby waborat » Tue Sep 29, 2009 7:19 pm

Lead Pipe wrote:
Skating Tripods wrote:Do I really want to know what the events are?


I'd imagine the pole vault and fencing are pretty popular.


Are they even allowed to show the 2 man luge on tv???
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Re: Cleveland to host Gay Games in 2014

Unread postby StewieG » Tue Sep 29, 2009 7:23 pm

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Re: Cleveland to host Gay Games in 2014

Unread postby peeker643 » Tue Sep 29, 2009 7:29 pm

waborat wrote:
Lead Pipe wrote:
Skating Tripods wrote:Do I really want to know what the events are?


I'd imagine the pole vault and fencing are pretty popular.


Are they even allowed to show the 2 man luge on tv???


That and shuttlecock are Pay-per-View only at the next Games.
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Re: Cleveland to host Gay Games in 2014

Unread postby Erie Warrior » Tue Sep 29, 2009 8:47 pm

Hot dog eating contest?

Naked leap-frog?
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Re: Cleveland to host Gay Games in 2014

Unread postby skatingtripods » Tue Sep 29, 2009 10:06 pm

In the men's category: Making alterations to a dress.
In the women's category: Picking out a flannel shirt.
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Re: Cleveland to host Gay Games in 2014

Unread postby Spin » Tue Sep 29, 2009 11:31 pm

Someone tell Goldhammer!!! Jeff Garcia has something to look forward to when he retires from football.

Sports? Hmmmmm

Female diving (rulz)
Handball
Tug of war
Freestyle (mooning)
which leads to the Shot put
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Re: Cleveland to host Gay Games in 2014

Unread postby skatingtripods » Wed Sep 30, 2009 12:34 am

Are men not allowed to participate in the breaststroke?
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Re: Cleveland to host Gay Games in 2014

Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Wed Sep 30, 2009 8:24 am

You guys beat out Boston. Take that Massholes! You may have more rings than Saturn, but you ain't getting the Gay Games. Supposed to bring close to $60 mill into the local economy, it should take your elected officials atleast 8 months to blow that on hookers and crack.
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Re: Cleveland to host Gay Games in 2014

Unread postby View from 171 » Wed Sep 30, 2009 10:20 am

Found a sneak preview of the opening ceremony:
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Re: Cleveland to host Gay Games in 2014

Unread postby Spin » Wed Sep 30, 2009 10:36 am

it should take your elected officials atleast 8 months to blow that on hookers and crack.


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Re: Cleveland to host Gay Games in 2014

Unread postby Larvell Blanks » Wed Sep 30, 2009 1:57 pm

Does this mean Coldplay is gonna play during the opening ceremonies?
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Re: Cleveland to host Gay Games in 2014

Unread postby Erie Warrior » Wed Sep 30, 2009 2:04 pm

Know how I know you're gay....
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Unread postby Larvell Blanks » Wed Sep 30, 2009 2:29 pm

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Re: Cleveland to host Gay Games in 2014

Unread postby skatingtripods » Thu Oct 01, 2009 12:14 pm

Larvell Blanks wrote:Does this mean Coldplay is gonna play during the opening ceremonies?


+100. :cheers:
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Re: Cleveland to host Gay Games in 2014

Unread postby waborat » Thu Oct 01, 2009 6:28 pm

Skating Tripods wrote:Do I really want to know what the events are?


Synchronized Cornhole? :hide:
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Re: Cleveland to host Gay Games in 2014

Unread postby Spin » Thu Oct 01, 2009 7:25 pm

One thing's for sure, there won't be any Broad Jumping...
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Re: Cleveland to host Gay Games in 2014

Unread postby skatingtripods » Fri Oct 02, 2009 12:12 am

waborat wrote:
Skating Tripods wrote:Do I really want to know what the events are?


Synchronized Cornhole? :hide:

:lmfao:

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Re: Cleveland to host Gay Games in 2014

Unread postby TIMMAH » Fri Oct 02, 2009 3:18 pm

Is hosting the Gay Olympics really something Cleveland should be bragging about? It's like giving a corpse a black eye at this point.

Nothing against homo snake charmers but aren't they always screaming about how they don't want to be segregated and how they just want to be treated like everyone else? So, they turn around and choose to have their own Olympics and segregate themselves. Did I miss the memo that they're were banned from the regular Olympics?

If they really want to be treated like everyone else then, they need to cancel the homo erotica Olympics and train for the real Olympics so they can get beat by trans gender and pot head athletes like the rest of us.
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Re: Cleveland to host Gay Games in 2014

Unread postby waborat » Fri Oct 02, 2009 3:40 pm

TIMMAH wrote:Is hosting the Gay Olympics really something Cleveland should be bragging about? It's like giving a corpse a black eye at this point.

Nothing against homo snake charmers but aren't they always screaming about how they don't want to be segregated and how they just want to be treated like everyone else? So, they turn around and choose to have their own Olympics and segregate themselves. Did I miss the memo that they're were banned from the regular Olympics?

If they really want to be treated like everyone else then, they need to cancel the homo erotica Olympics and train for the real Olympics so they can get beat by trans gender and pot head athletes like the rest of us.


Don't worry TIMMAH,

The divers, figure skaters & tennis players will be the same from the regular games
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