No Holds Barred

by **Bayou Tribe** » Wed Sep 23, 2009 11:55 pm

Good work, that's more like it. You almost let the terrorists win.

by **e0y2e3** » Wed Sep 23, 2009 11:59 pm

by **Bayou Tribe** » Thu Sep 24, 2009 12:01 am

If we could find a way to fark the turban and beard on the kid in your avatar...... hmmmmm

by **swerb** » Thu Sep 24, 2009 12:21 am

This thread has the potential to be one of those that stays top half of the page for a solid year.

:pop:

by **Cerebral_DownTime** » Thu Sep 24, 2009 12:30 am

by **HoodooMan** » Thu Sep 24, 2009 1:00 am

If you masturbated into a garbage bag underneath your bed, approximately how long do you think it would take to fill it?

How often do you think back about something you've said or posted and get really embarrassed about just being you? If your answer is less than bi-weekly, do you blame that on the fact that you were never allowed to play dodgeball as a small child?

So this idea of yours, for this thread, it was a really horrible idea. What other horrible ideas do you have?

If the third key of a Gamestop was ever allowed to hold The Second Key in the palm of his hand without ever relinquishing possession of his third key, do you think he could survive the rush of adrenaline? Could the world survive so much power concentrated in one human being?

by **dmiles** » Thu Sep 24, 2009 4:09 am

What was your reaction the first time (hopefully only time) you caught your parents "making whoopie"?

Excited? repulsed?

What position were they in?

by **Erie Warrior** » Thu Sep 24, 2009 9:17 am

Holy shit. Awesome.

by **Stu** » Thu Sep 24, 2009 9:26 am

Swerb wrote:This thread has the potential to be one of those that stays top half of the page for a solid year.

e0y2e3 being a douche and juvenile sex questions. yea, classic. :lame:

by **swerb** » Thu Sep 24, 2009 9:33 am

Stu wrote:
Swerb wrote:This thread has the potential to be one of those that stays top half of the page for a solid year.

e0y2e3 being a douche and juvenile sex questions. yea, classic.

This is all it was missing. The stamp of disapproval from Stu. If Stu hates it, you know it's great. Should I just move it to The Library now?

Stu, life's short. Don't be so angry brah.

by **Stu** » Thu Sep 24, 2009 9:37 am

Swerb wrote:
Stu wrote:
Swerb wrote:This thread has the potential to be one of those that stays top half of the page for a solid year.

e0y2e3 being a douche and juvenile sex questions. yea, classic.

This is all it was missing. The stamp of disapproval from Stu. If Stu hates it, you know it's great. Should I just move it to The Library now?

Stu, life's short. Don't be so angry brah.

sweet, more personal attacks. i see you couldn't fight facts in the Casino thread so you've just decided to rip on me here instead.

and im not angry, just calling out stupidity when i read it.

by **swerb** » Thu Sep 24, 2009 9:46 am

Actually, you're angry. It's all good though man. :thumb up:

by **Stu** » Thu Sep 24, 2009 9:49 am

Swerb wrote:Actually, you're angry. It's all good though man.

is your thinking that if you say, "you're angry" enough times, that people will ignore the fact that you aren't backing up your points in our discussions?

by **Larvell Blanks** » Thu Sep 24, 2009 9:57 am

Triple-S wrote:
Bill the Butcher wrote:He's completely hijacked this thread. And he will continue to do so. Nobody else has really joined in because of him. I've lost my hope in getting this back on track, and in humanity as well.

Eh, just try to ignore him.

I actually really enjoyed the concept, and welcome the idea.

Board's been pretty dead as of late, due to the Cavs season being months away, The Tribe being mired in futility and the Browns? People are already discussing Next's Years Draft.

Ignore him? Now you added fuel to the fire.
Thanks, I need more e0y! Makes the day a little nicer :pop:

People? If I recall correctly, this topic was started in late August by.....hmmmmmm
http://www.theclevelandfan.com/boards/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=14990

Back OT,
Bill, how do you feel about having a retail job and working on...let's say um, Labor Day?

Huh, what? Oh never mind
http://www.theclevelandfan.com/boards/viewtopic.php?f=9&t=15198
:dingle:

by **Bayou Tribe** » Thu Sep 24, 2009 10:18 am

Before Stu goes Hiroshima and this bitch gets locked....

My dad can beat up your dad.

by **Erie Warrior** » Thu Sep 24, 2009 10:23 am

Stu wrote: e0y2e3 being a douche and juvenile sex questions. yea, classic.

If you get a BJ from a dude, but you don't like it, is it still gay? What if he has long hair?

by **General** » Thu Sep 24, 2009 10:43 am

Erie Warrior wrote:
Stu wrote: e0y2e3 being a douche and juvenile sex questions. yea, classic.

If you get a BJ from a dude, but you don't like it, is it still gay? What if he has long hair?

You can staple a pic of Pam Anderson to the top of his head...if that helps.

by **e0y2e3** » Thu Sep 24, 2009 10:52 am

So Stu I am going to assume I can sign you up for the slot right after bks!

Another person on board, the more the merrier! I cannot wait to ask your thoughts regarding wall-papering your walls versus painting them!

I am going to go a head an award Bill 5 Stars for his efforts here. This "game" is going to bring the TCF community a previously unimaginable sense of closeness!

Bill you, sir, are a visionary. Our state department should seriously find a role for you.

And Stu, you knucklehead, I know you are just very excited about your upcoming turn in Bill's game but try and control your excitement, your posts in this thread are coming off a bit salty. I mean, I know you are filled w/ visions of rainbows, chocolate bunnies, pansies and candy hearts beneath the gruff exterior.... just patiently wait your turn, I promise it will come soon enough!

by **rebelwithoutaclue** » Thu Sep 24, 2009 11:09 am

Mr. Butcher, the Industrial Revolution changed the face of the modern novel forever. Discuss citing specific examples.

by **peeker643** » Thu Sep 24, 2009 11:18 am

I admit it, I thought this thread was going to be brutal to read.

I was wrong.

Pretty much as good as it gets.

It's the principle of limited sloppiness in play. ;-) ;) :wink:

by **Bill the Butcher** » Thu Sep 24, 2009 11:22 am

Well, at least I spruced up No Holds Barred. Close to, what, 60 posts and over 500 views in like a day. I just boosted the boards economy. I should be president.

by **Stu** » Thu Sep 24, 2009 12:08 pm

e0y2e3 wrote:And Stu, you knucklehead, I know you are just very excited about your upcoming turn in Bill's game but try and control your excitement, your posts in this thread are coming off a bit salty. I mean, I know you are filled w/ visions of rainbows, chocolate bunnies, pansies and candy hearts beneath the gruff exterior.... just patiently wait your turn, I promise it will come soon enough!

Candy hearts blow and Chocolate Bunnies typically do as well. Especially the hollow ones cuz you think you are getting tons of chocolate but it turns out to be nothing but emptiness inside.

by **Doc** » Thu Sep 24, 2009 12:17 pm

Serious question.

If you were a hot dog, and you were hungry, would you eat yourself?

I know I would.

by **peeker643** » Thu Sep 24, 2009 12:41 pm

We're moments away from;

"Have you ever seen a grown man naked?"

"Do you like movies about gladiators?"; and

"Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?"

by **CAVSTRIBEBROWNSin07!** » Thu Sep 24, 2009 12:42 pm

Peeker643 wrote:We're moments away from;

"Have you ever seen a grown man naked?"

"Do you like movies about gladiators?"; and

"Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?"

Or for brevity's sake:

Have you ever been in prison with a naked Turkish gladiator?

by **Triple-S** » Thu Sep 24, 2009 12:47 pm

Peeker643 wrote:We're moments away from;

"Have you ever seen a grown man naked?"

"Do you like movies about gladiators?"; and

"Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?"

will kareem abdul jabar be making an apperance?

by **e0y2e3** » Thu Sep 24, 2009 1:07 pm

Stu wrote:Candy hearts blow and Chocolate Bunnies typically do as well. Especially the hollow ones cuz you think you are getting tons of chocolate but it turns out to be nothing but emptiness inside.

Stu you need to embrace your inner Bill...

I know you are metaphorically trying to tell us that you are lacking something special in your life and I want to do everything I can to help. Pull up a chair and get those inner demons out w/ your TCF pals....

Then and only then will the rainbows and chocolate bunnies be able to rule supreme over your heart!

by **skatingtripods** » Thu Sep 24, 2009 1:23 pm

At this point, I'm really looking forward to my turn.

by **Triple-S** » Thu Sep 24, 2009 2:01 pm

Skating Tripods wrote:At this point, I'm really looking forward to my turn.

'naw lets do eeyore next.

By the amount of posts he's contributed to this thread he seems like really wants to go.

by **Ziner** » Thu Sep 24, 2009 2:08 pm

Triple-S wrote:
Skating Tripods wrote:At this point, I'm really looking forward to my turn.

'naw lets do eeyore next.

By the amount of posts he's contributed to this thread he seems like really wants to go.

Go ahead and start it, I am sure he would love it. He is probably just too shy to start it himself :pop:

by **Triple-S** » Thu Sep 24, 2009 2:10 pm

Ziner wrote:
Triple-S wrote:
Skating Tripods wrote:At this point, I'm really looking forward to my turn.

'naw lets do eeyore next.

By the amount of posts he's contributed to this thread he seems like really wants to go.

Go ahead and start it, I am sure he would love it. He is probably just too shy to start it himself

gotta wait 'till October 1st. Otherwise I'd do it. :pop:

by **HoodooMan** » Thu Sep 24, 2009 2:14 pm

gotta wait 'till October 1st. Otherwise I'd do it.

Oh, no. BtB's turn doesn't end until he man's up and starts answering some questions.

by **Ziner** » Thu Sep 24, 2009 2:16 pm

Bill, have you ever given or received a OTPHJ (over the pants hand job)?

also happens to my my favorite fantasy team name I have seen this year The OTPHJ's

by **Erie Warrior** » Thu Sep 24, 2009 2:29 pm

Ziner wrote:Bill, have you ever given or received a OTPHJ (over the pants hand job)?

also happens to my my favorite fantasy team name I have seen this year The OTPHJ's

That sounds awful.

by **pup** » Thu Sep 24, 2009 3:41 pm

If the moon was made of cheese..would you eat it?

by **General** » Thu Sep 24, 2009 3:54 pm

Erie Warrior wrote:
Ziner wrote:Bill, have you ever given or received a OTPHJ (over the pants hand job)?

also happens to my my favorite fantasy team name I have seen this year The OTPHJ's

That sounds awful.

Just imagine how bad it is for the girl (or dude, if your into that...not that there is anything wrong with that) if you are wearing corduroy pants.

by **Triple-S** » Thu Sep 24, 2009 3:57 pm

HoodooMan wrote:
gotta wait 'till October 1st. Otherwise I'd do it.

Oh, no. BtB's turn doesn't end until he man's up and starts answering some questions.

Fine, but after Eeyore, we get JB and Peeker to share a thread, since the two of them are such good and close friends.

by **Bayou Tribe** » Thu Sep 24, 2009 4:12 pm

Fine, but after Eeyore, we get JB and Peeker to share a thread, since the two of them are such good and close friends.

We need to start implementing Thunderdome threads.

by **Triple-S** » Thu Sep 24, 2009 4:17 pm

Bayou Tribe wrote:
Fine, but after Eeyore, we get JB and Peeker to share a thread, since the two of them are such good and close friends.

We need to start implementing Thunderdome threads.

"Okay... you two, in the conference room with me. Nobody leaves until we work this out. Cage match!"

"Cage matches? Yeah, they work. How could they not work? If they didn’t work, everybody would still be in the cage."

by **skatingtripods** » Thu Sep 24, 2009 5:13 pm

Ziner wrote:Bill, have you ever given or received a OTPHJ (over the pants hand job)?

also happens to my my favorite fantasy team name I have seen this year The OTPHJ's

Just looking for an example. Is that like in Wedding Crashers when they're at the dinner table and Owen Wilson's talking about Holy Shirts & Pants while Vince Vaughn's getting an OTPHJ from Isla Fisher?

by **idoctribefan** » Thu Sep 24, 2009 5:16 pm

Erie Warrior wrote:
Ziner wrote:Bill, have you ever given or received a OTPHJ (over the pants hand job)?

also happens to my my favorite fantasy team name I have seen this year The OTPHJ's

That sounds awful.

One of my friends got one of these out on the dance floor at a club, Spring Break 2004 South Padre. He flags us all down from our various locations on the dance floor and we walk over and ask what he's excited about and he tells us. I think he expected us all to be pumped up about it and high-five him or something.......but even in our state of inebriation, we were all disgusted that he was now going to be walking around for the next few hours with a freshly painted tent.

by **skatingtripods** » Thu Sep 24, 2009 5:21 pm

idoctribefan wrote:
Erie Warrior wrote:
Ziner wrote:Bill, have you ever given or received a OTPHJ (over the pants hand job)?

also happens to my my favorite fantasy team name I have seen this year The OTPHJ's

That sounds awful.

One of my friends got one of these out on the dance floor at a club, Spring Break 2004 South Padre. He flags us all down from our various locations on the dance floor and we walk over and ask what he's excited about and he tells us. I think he expected us all to be pumped up about it and high-five him or something.......but even in our state of inebriation, we were all disgusted that he was now going to be walking around for the next few hours with a freshly painted tent.

This is an outstanding story.

by **Stu** » Thu Sep 24, 2009 5:22 pm

Skating Tripods wrote:
Ziner wrote:Bill, have you ever given or received a OTPHJ (over the pants hand job)?

also happens to my my favorite fantasy team name I have seen this year The OTPHJ's

Just looking for an example. Is that like in Wedding Crashers when they're at the dinner table and Owen Wilson's talking about Holy Shirts & Pants while Vince Vaughn's getting an OTPHJ from Isla Fisher?

you need an explanation?

by **Ziner** » Thu Sep 24, 2009 5:24 pm

Skating Tripods wrote:
Ziner wrote:Bill, have you ever given or received a OTPHJ (over the pants hand job)?

also happens to my my favorite fantasy team name I have seen this year The OTPHJ's

Just looking for an example. Is that like in Wedding Crashers when they're at the dinner table and Owen Wilson's talking about Holy Shirts & Pants while Vince Vaughn's getting an OTPHJ from Isla Fisher?

Exactly, he's just lucky he had on dress pants, I would imagine jeans would make it pretty damn painful. But if you watch, Vaughn says it was terrific at the end.

Although if Isla Fisher was the giver of the OTPHJ, I'd let her go.

by **skatingtripods** » Thu Sep 24, 2009 5:32 pm

Stu wrote:
Skating Tripods wrote:
Ziner wrote:Bill, have you ever given or received a OTPHJ (over the pants hand job)?

also happens to my my favorite fantasy team name I have seen this year The OTPHJ's

Just looking for an example. Is that like in Wedding Crashers when they're at the dinner table and Owen Wilson's talking about Holy Shirts & Pants while Vince Vaughn's getting an OTPHJ from Isla Fisher?

you need an explanation?

Just looking for a practical example of this technique being used.

It's pretty self-explanatory.

You might be less abrasive if you got one of these once in a while.

by **skatingtripods** » Thu Sep 24, 2009 5:33 pm

Ziner wrote:Although if Isla Fisher was the giver of the OTPHJ, I'd let her go.

I wouldn't tell her to stop, but I'd much prefer Rachel McAdams.

by **Doc** » Thu Sep 24, 2009 5:36 pm

I'd let Isla Fisher give me an OTPHJ even if I was wearing a cheese grater for boxers.

Ok, maybe that's a little extreme, but Sacha Baron Cohen is a lucky man.

Bill, rate Isla Fisher, 1-10. We do need you to answer more questions.

by **Ziner** » Thu Sep 24, 2009 5:39 pm

Doc wrote:I'd let Isla Fisher give me an OTPHJ even if I was wearing a cheese grater for boxers.

That is sig line worthy, nice work :lmfao:

by **Cerebral_DownTime** » Thu Sep 24, 2009 7:43 pm

The question that perplexes us all.

by **Orenthal** » Thu Sep 24, 2009 7:43 pm

Stu wrote:
Swerb wrote:Actually, you're angry. It's all good though man.

is your thinking that if you say, "you're angry" enough times, that people will ignore the fact that you aren't backing up your points in our discussions?

As long as you don't make the last post, thus claiming victory, yes they will...

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