Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.

[Captain Insano]

**Check out chucknorrisfacts.com, your life will never be the same!**

PitbullTerrier, I'm guessing you've already been there?

For everyone else, Here's some facts to get you started on your Chuck Norris obsession:

1. Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse...horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

2. Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

3. Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

4. Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

5. A Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.