Twitter Follows

[Orenthal]

@mb_companyman

Nothing like former CIA covert ops...

[Cerebral_DownTime]

God bless Mother, he's helping me. I have no goddamn idea what i'm doing or why i'm doing it.

[Ziner]

who is TaafeMJ and NCO61?

[Cerebral_DownTime]

who is TaafeMJ and NCO61?

NCO is SSS. I don't know who the other guy is, he's following me, so i'm following him..... like a lion, ready for the kill.

[StewieG]

The other is me

[Cerebral_DownTime]

The other is me

Ahh ok.

[Erie Warrior]

Another classic:

I think it would be awful to be really tall. Everyone would stare at you all the time. Also Downs Syndrome is equally poor

[motherscratcher]

Another classic:

I think it would be awful to be really tall. Everyone would stare at you all the time. Also Downs Syndrome is equally poor

Who is that, Delany? That dude makes me laugh every day. Way more hits than misses.

[e0y2e3]

Your guys TCF orgy on Twitter is very cute, FWIW.

[Erie Warrior]

Who is that, Delany?

Me being a snarky prick. Figured I'd jump on the CDT Twitter thing.

[Cerebral_DownTime]

Who is that, Delany?

Me being a snarky prick. Figured I'd jump on the CDT Twitter thing.

I can beat you in basketball.

But yes, it does have it's downsides. Nothing is built for you, you get to hear the frustration in people who have to sit behind you at sporting events and movies (I try to sit in the back row), and you're much likely to get struck by lightning.

[peeker643]

Your guys TCF orgy on Twitter is very cute, FWIW.

As cute as your announcement that you were sad, drinking and didn't want to be addressed and wouldn't be talking? On a social media site?

I'd have probably gone with not announcing that

[e0y2e3]

<- doesn't remember that.

<- may have had too much to drink

^ still not as cute as two days of internet hugs

[peeker643]

<- doesn't remember that.

<- may have had too much to drink

^ still not as cute as two days of internet hugs

Oh yes it was.

Well.... ya know....maybe 'cute' is the wrong word.

'Fucking Stupendously Awesome in the Most Ironic Sense Ever' is actually the right word.

Unintentional Comedy Scale of 100 when someone pleads to be left alone via the biggest social media site on earth (that's not Facebook).

Seriously, I'd drop the internet hug thing.

[motherscratcher]

<- doesn't remember that.

<- may have had too much to drink

^ still not as cute as two days of internet hugs

I overnighted a case of beach towels to you. Should get there today.

[e0y2e3]

Actually the way I read that in going back is not a request to be left alone, but a forewarning that I may type something stupid and if I do ignore it.

Just my $.02

[e0y2e3]

<- doesn't remember that.

<- may have had too much to drink

^ still not as cute as two days of internet hugs

I overnighted a case of beach towels to you. Should get there today.

http://www.ehow.com/how_5614732_make-be ... asket.html

[motherscratcher]

Actually the way I read that in going back is not a request to be left alone, but a forewarning that I may type something stupid and if I do ignore it.

Just my $.02

I can see that. And that's definitely more your personality. It's also cute that you think you have to tell people to ignore you.

BTW, the case of beach towels were supposed to be for your gushing vagina. But I'm sure there will be plenty left over for a really killer Beach Towel Basket. Word on the street is that they make a fantastic gift. Tis the season.

[peeker643]

Actually the way I read that in going back is not a request to be left alone, but a forewarning that I may type something stupid and if I do ignore it.

Just my $.02

Okay.

Either way it was *cute*.

[Cerebral_DownTime]

I'm being followed by an apparent porn star that says shit she believes is witty.

[motherscratcher]

I'm being followed by an apparent porn star that says shit she believes is witty.

Yeah, you'll have that. She will unfollow you in a few days if don't follow her back.

[Cerebral_DownTime]

I'm being followed by an apparent porn star that says shit she believes is witty.

Yeah, you'll have that. She will unfollow you in a few days if don't follow her back.

I'm pretty much done with Twitter. The novelty shine has worn off and now it's boring. But now I can say that all my preconceived notions about it were spot fucking on.

[motherscratcher]

I'm being followed by an apparent porn star that says shit she believes is witty.

Yeah, you'll have that. She will unfollow you in a few days if don't follow her back.

I'm pretty much done with Twitter. The novelty shine has worn off and now it's boring. But now I can say that all my preconceived notions about it were spot fucking on.

At least you gave it 2 days

It takes longer than that. You know what I think? I think that you're afraid that if you give it a month, you will like it. Then you not be able to make fun of us anymore.

I'm a genious

[Orenthal]

Its why I only use it as a news source, and to follow the occasional comedian.

[Orenthal]

Agree with mother. You were tweeting all your stupid thoughts like the rest of the douchebags. They were of a higher quality, but...

[Cerebral_DownTime]

I'm being followed by an apparent porn star that says shit she believes is witty.

Yeah, you'll have that. She will unfollow you in a few days if don't follow her back.

I'm pretty much done with Twitter. The novelty shine has worn off and now it's boring. But now I can say that all my preconceived notions about it were spot fucking on.

At least you gave it 2 days

It takes longer than that. You know what I think? I think that you're afraid that if you give it a month, you will like it. Then you not be able to make fun of us anymore.

I'm a genious

When I order a steak, I expect it to be good the first bite. Not a half an hour later.

And i'll always be able to make fun of you guys....

How long does it take to get good? Because this shit is boring as hell. No one is ever on there. I'll give it a few more days, which is gracious of me since so far the only entertainment i've gotten is talking to you guys..... which I can do here without the character limit.

[swerb]

The 90 Best Twitter Accounts of 2011, some of my favorites on there:

http://www.buzzfeed.com/jpmoore/the-90- ... ts-of-2011

[e0y2e3]

FTR: everyone should be following @si_vault. Account ran by the guy in charge of SI's archives and he just posts ridiculously awesome pics he finds in the archives.

[swerb]

FTR: everyone should be following @si_vault. Account ran by the guy in charge of SI's archives and he just posts ridiculously awesome pics he finds in the archives.

Awesome. Thanks for the heads up. Not quite @robdelaney or @dadboner levels, but SOLID.

[Jumbo]

Since it was mentioned in the Baylor thread, but not here yet:

@L_Wash

But you're probably already following him anyway.

[motherscratcher]

@GhettoHikes

There is some serious potential here

[FUDU]

Don't use it or read it but heard about one yesterday: "I thought Tebow was gonna wait till marriage"

Has to be an early favorite for Tweet of the year.

[Ziner]

this is getting out of hand

http://flint.craigslist.org/wet/2829633699.html

[peeker643]

this is getting out of hand

http://flint.craigslist.org/wet/2829633699.html

He's been dying on the vine for a few weeks. Nothing left but re-tread topics.

He had a run though....

[Cerebral_DownTime]

I like the random whores that follow you on there for no reason. Current whore likes to "cam" and is "in the mood for some naughty fun".

[e0y2e3]

this is getting out of hand

http://flint.craigslist.org/wet/2829633699.html

He's been dying on the vine for a few weeks. Nothing left but re-tread topics.

He had a run though....

Just checked in and read this week, could have written that shit myself.

We're up to our third Penthouse letter (our forty-fifth letter since August), our twentieth "going to push racial stereotypes to making them uncomfortable then pull back" episode since September and our fifth Vernon ordeal in a month...

Dude hasn't gotten fired, nothing has changed, its just recycled jokes. I said it a couple of months ago, time to shit or get off the pot, guy had everything set up great and instead of doing anything with it he went into pure repeat mode to whore out for more followers.

Feh.

Guy should have at the very least gotten fired after the holiday, the divorce should have gone to court or at least cost him money, or he should have had a complete breakdown at this point. But nothing at all has happened except writing in a homeless dude that can be used in the uncomfortable stereotype schtick.

[peeker643]

this is getting out of hand

http://flint.craigslist.org/wet/2829633699.html

He's been dying on the vine for a few weeks. Nothing left but re-tread topics.

He had a run though....

Just checked in and read this week, could have written that shit myself.

We're up to our third Penthouse letter (our forty-fifth letter since August), our twentieth "going to push racial stereotypes to making them uncomfortable then pull back" episode since September and our fifth Vernon ordeal in a month...

Dude hasn't gotten fired, nothing has changed, its just recycled jokes. I said it a couple of months ago, time to shit or get off the pot, guy had everything set up great and instead of doing anything with it he went into pure repeat mode to whore out for more followers.

Feh.

Guy should have at the very least gotten fired after the holiday, the divorce should have gone to court or at least cost him money, or he should have had a complete breakdown at this point. But nothing at all has happened except writing in a homeless dude that can be used in the uncomfortable stereotype schtick.

I'd like to see his kid evolve into some athlete with options and see how it drives karl crazy/jealous.

Something different.

Anything different actually.

[Cease]

Yeah, I thought he would go somewhere with his character, establish the cutting edge of a new medium of serial entertainment. Woulda, coulda, shoulda. Somebody could still do it, but he had a ton of heat and could have exploded into popular culture, played that into a writing/acting career.

Oh well. Tough to shit on a guy while I'm not trying to do it either. But, that's what the internet is all about...

[Cease]

Mya Smith @Mya___8td2
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This chick must have thought I was CDT.

[motherscratcher]

I have some awful news.

Jose Canseco has deleted his twitter account.

Tragic.

[motherscratcher]

@Love_that_Goku

I've been following this dude for a week or two and Peeker just tweeted about him.

He's a teenager in Equador who is super into fitness and Dragonball Z. Fancies himself a warrior. He lives with his grandma and his sister, who is now pregnant.

Sounds boring and stupid, but do yourself a favor and page through a couple days of his tweets. Pretty funny stuff.

Like Peek said, he's the new Dadboner. Get in on the groundfloor before the inevitable flameout.

[peeker643]

@Love_that_Goku

Like Peek said, he's the new Dadboner. Get in on the groundfloor before the inevitable flameout.

Awesome account. No idea if he's a real dude or another comedian working the medium but it's just funny.

love_that_goku ‏@Love_that_Goku
im back at school today very upsetting i'dlike to get myself suspended again but I must not risk being suspended for Halloween costume day

love_that_goku ‏@Love_that_Goku
after Halloween though i plan to be expelled. I will have to cause serious mischief

love_that_goku ‏@Love_that_Goku
today in art class a boy told me: you look retarded i said "yeah well i am not"

love_that_goku ‏@Love_that_Goku
i have learned to ignore the ridicule of lesser warriors it is not my way to do a fight with everyone who say I look retarded

love_that_goku ‏@Love_that_Goku
this morning i walk itno Anton's room he was watching videos of a whale decomposing

Kid keeps running away to the park and arguing with his grandmother, works out by lifting a couch.

I get a kick out of it.

[swerb]

some of my more recent solid follows ...

@theefoodporn
@indecision
@kegsneggs
@cleinfominister
@thefix

[FUDU]

The tweets about Trump were pretty good.

Donald Trump replaces bed bugs as Americas #1 Pest
"This Donald Trump character is Andy Kaufman's greatest bit ever,"

[LakeErieWarriors]

My favorite Cleveland parody accounts:

@HolmgrensFatAss Very good, going to be phased out soon obviously..

@FakePatShurmur Hit or miss... some of it gets a little tired after awhile

@Shapanetti My personal favorite. Dude who tweets it definitely has some chops

Shapanetti ‏@Shapanetti
Off to our bunk bed. Francona puked in the hot tub & ruined our party. He's lucky his hiring saved our jobs or we would bring Acta back.

Shapanetti ‏@Shapanetti
Dolans are loading up on half price Halloween candy. Going to store it and sell it full price next year. #Investment

Shapanetti ‏@Shapanetti
Dolans are heating their mansion by burning All-Star ballots we never turned in. We were trying to avoid paying game bonuses. #TribeSecrets

[Govbarney]

Our new pitcher, who has a history of some interesting Twitter Posts:

@BauerOutage

Article from Bleacher Report describing one of his many eccentric Twitter rants:

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1124565-mlb-prospects-trevor-bauers-profound-late-night-twitter-feed

[skatingtripods]

@celebrityhottub is great.

[swerb]

Evil Tebow is one of my new favorites.

@iamevilTebow

[peeker643]

Evil Tebow is one of my new favorites.

@iamevilTebow

Agreed. Amusing stuff. Much of it's just 'wrong' but it makes me chuckle.

[dmiles]

Evil Tebow is one of my new favorites.

@iamevilTebow

Agreed. Amusing stuff. Much of it's just 'wrong' but it makes me chuckle.

Picked up on him yesterday, and like a lot of these guys he's probably trying a little too hard but there are some funny ones.