The Dooshie Awards.

[Cerebral_DownTime]

Who are your most hated Hollywood/TV personalities? Real people, not characters.

No particular order.

1) The cast of The View. Can you imagine the amount of money they spend on Monistat?

2) Those asshats from Ghost Hunters. Spooky noises and drafts mean ghost are real.

3) Dog Chapman. I don't think Jesus cares if you catch a Meth-head who's been passing bad checks.

4) Janeane Garofalo. She's a smug bitch and she's not funny.

5) Glenn Beck. Crazy has a TV show!

6) Sean Penn. Another smug know it all liberal Hollywood douche. Dude can act though.

7) Anyone on the slew of mind rotting garbage shows MTV and VH1 put out. Thank you, you brought Flavor Flav and Brett Michaels back into the spotlight.

8) Bear Grylls. This guy is a total fake, he's been exposed and his show is pointless. Bring back Survivor Man.

9) Ryan Seacrest. Why is he famous?

10) Joe Buck/ Tim McCarver. They ruin the Baseball games they announce. If Buck didn't have a famous dad, he'd be managing a Famous Footwear.

[RC]

1). Keith Olbermann - Hypocrisy thy name is Keith...and take Rachel Maddow with you.

2). The View. I can't stand those old bitchy women either.

3). Janeane Garofalo. Completely agree here. I was wishing that Jack Bauer would shoot her character on 24.

4). Jon and Kate - I can't stand either of these morons....and I can't believe anyone watched this show.

5). Kevin Harlan and that other guy that did the Browns/Steelers game. Wow were they biased.

6). Michael Moore - are you serious with these movies?

7). Zac Efron - If anyone has any girls under the age of 12 living in their house they will know why this guy is on the list (High School Musical.....)

[RedDawg53]

I couldn't agree more with Joe Buck and Tim McCarver. If the YES network, oh I mean FOX, think Joe's "The Voice of Baseball". Then baseball will never get better to watch until he leaves or is fired! It'll only matter to NY and BOS to watch baseball on FOX.

Tim McCarver is just an idiot.

[idoctribefan]

8) Bear Grylls. This guy is a total fake, he's been exposed and his show is pointless. Bring back Survivor Man.

How has he been exposed? Not trying to be confrontational....just interested in what you've learned about him that would make you think so. I must've missed something.

10) Joe Buck/ Tim McCarver. They ruin the Baseball games they announce. If Buck didn't have a famous dad, he'd be managing a Famous Footwear.

[Cerebral_DownTime]

8) Bear Grylls. This guy is a total fake, he's been exposed and his show is pointless. Bring back Survivor Man.

How has he been exposed? Not trying to be confrontational....just interested in what you've learned about him that would make you think so. I must've missed something.

In this video, he's supposed to be in the middle of nowhere. but as it shows he was about 400 yards from a highway and a parking area for tourists near Kilauea Crater.



In this article it talks about him being a fake and how Discovery Channel had to pull some episodes and put that disclaimer (Some situations are "presented" to Bear) at the beggining of the show. It should also be noted the article refers to the show as "Born Wild" which is what it's called in the UK.

http://entertainment.timesonline.co.uk/ ... 241720.ece

This video seems to back up the article's claims.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0qyKyWaNEQ&feature=related[/youtube]

[rebelwithoutaclue]

8) Bear Grylls. This guy is a total fake, he's been exposed and his show is pointless. Bring back Survivor Man.

How has he been exposed? Not trying to be confrontational....just interested in what you've learned about him that would make you think so. I must've missed something.

In this video, he's supposed to be in the middle of nowhere. but as it shows he was about 400 yards from a highway and a parking area for tourists near Kilauea Crater.



In this article it talks about him being a fake and how Discovery Channel had to pull some episodes and put that disclaimer (Some situations are "presented" to Bear) at the beggining of the show. It should also be noted the article refers to the show as "Born Wild" which is what it's called in the UK.

http://entertainment.timesonline.co.uk/ ... 241720.ece

This video seems to back up the article's claims.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0qyKyWaNEQ&feature=related[/youtube]

Yeah, he travels with a team of guys who are doing the filming, lame. Survivorman is completely alone doing all his own camera work. I remember one episode where Bear Grylls was hunting for a while and they cut away to him saying, uh oh I didn't catch anything... lucky for me one of my crew member's did.

[jack_tors]

I completely agree with all the names mentioned thus far. A well rounded mix of talentless hacks, annoying douches, and frauds. Here are a few more in no particular order:

1.) Rush Limbaugh: Annoyingly smug individual with poorly constructed arguments..

2.) Nancy Grace: Why? Why is she on TV?

3.)Dane Cook: Joke stealing, annoying, pretty boy.

4.)Harry Reid: Insert reason here _________

5.)Tailgate Tested, Tailgate Approved Bud Light Guy: I want to hit this guy over the head with a tack hammer

6.)Michael Jackson: Pederast has been dead for months but I would bring him back to life just to kill him again he annoys me so much. He sung annoying pop music people, he didnt cure cancer. Who gives a shit he is dead???

7.)Brett Michaels: Lets remember folks, he was in Poison. POISON!! Stop acting as if he was the 5th Beatle

8.) Chip Caray: His grandfather still calls a better baseball game and he has been dead for years.

9.) Mark Cuban: Whiny crybaby with a horrible haircut.

10.)Derek Jeter: We are now entering the: "We Underestimate the talent/value of Derek Jeter" phase of life by the media. Seriously?? How do you underestimate a guy who is talked about damn near daily during the baseball season by the major media outlets? Imagine how bad it will be when he retires, then imagine how bad it will be when he dies! I will have to hide in my house with no electronics for a week to survive both events.

[Doc]

I'm going to echo Nancy Grace. The absolute worst. Since I have newer cable, I don't stumble onto her show(s?) ever, but when I had my old cable, I'd always unfortunately flip past her at night. And it was always the same damn thing...about that 1 missing girl Kaylee and her whore mother. Every f'ing night. Yeah, I get it...it was a big story when it happened. Not 2-3 months later. And certainly not every f'ing night for 2-3 months.

Also, those a-hole Gosslins. Nobody cares. Actually, let me broaden that. The Gosselins and every other "reality" show where you're parading your little kids on TV to make a buck. This includes those morons with like 18 kids, and possibly the sickest show in television history, Toddlers and Tiaras. Holy shit, I saw Toddlers and Tiaras once. I feel sorry for this kids. It makes me want to reenact the end of Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back and fly from city to city beating the shit out of terrible parents for no reason.

[Bayou Tribe]

I take it this is a "board members excluded" sort of deal?

[StewieG]

I take it this is a "board members excluded" sort of deal?

Um...for the sake of keeping this thread on-topic, I'm gonna vote yes.

[Bayou Tribe]

Just kidding man. So far there hasn't been a nomination thrown out that I completely disagree with.

[RC]

Also, those a-hole Gosslins. Nobody cares. Actually, let me broaden that. The Gosselins and every other "reality" show where you're parading your little kids on TV to make a buck. This includes those morons with like 18 kids, and possibly the sickest show in television history, Toddlers and Tiaras. Holy shit, I saw Toddlers and Tiaras once. I feel sorry for this kids. It makes me want to reenact the end of Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back and fly from city to city beating the shit out of terrible parents for no reason.

+1

Also, I know this isn't necessarily a person but whoever came up with that stupid commercial I hear 87 times a day of 850 where they go "It's getting Hot in here" but they substitute Hot with Cold....I think it's a coors light commercial.....needs to be dragged into the street and beaten.

Every time I hear that commercial I instantly hit any dial randomly on my car radio just to get it off.

[StewieG]

Just kidding man. So far there hasn't been a nomination thrown out that I completely disagree with.

Definitely. The douchiness of some people is simply universal.

[Erie Warrior]

8) Bear Grylls. This guy is a total fake, he's been exposed and his show is pointless. Bring back Survivor Man.

The scenarios are staged, but all the crazy shit he really does. Love Bear, for the exact reason you hate him. My favorite scenes are when he pisses on his shirt and wraps it around his head to keep his brain from boiling, when he gets stung in the forehead by a bee trying to get honey, and his face swells up so badly he looks like a Clingon, and any cold weather episode when he strips down naked to swim under the ice for no reason. Priceless. Throw in all the shit he eats (he literally squeezed drinking water out of camel shit in one episode) and it's one of my favorite shows. Survivor Man is great too.

Gray's Anatomy- I liked it better when it was called ER

Larry the Cable Guy, Jeff Dunham, Carlos Mencia and Dane Cook

Oprah

Jim Rome

[jb]

CDT - you need to trademark "dooshie".

[c11058]

I would NEVER consider buying a Nissan from the "Are you Kiddin' Me?"dipsh*t (Mike D'Amato)...How much $$ do they put in their advertising budget. You can't escape this a-hole and his ranting. The #1 most annoying commercial in our area.

[British_Pharaoh]

Bear Grylls how dare you!!!!!!!!

the man is a psychopath and I love it.

just because he doesn't sleep outside doesn't mean it should take away from all the gnarly shit he does do.

Plus he's former SAS, the most elite force in the world
Can't hate a hard arse like that.

My personal choices are

Piers Morgan
Russell Brand
Will Ferrell (although I wouldn't say hate I just don't find him the least bit funny)
Mike Myers (same as above except remove the 'don't hate' part)
Jay Marrioti

[That_Guy™]

1 Oprah
2 Kelli Ripa
3 Oprah
4 Regis
5 Oprah
6 Dr. Pill
7 Oprah
8 The View bitches
9 Oprah
10 Random sassy female judge with an attitude

[GameTimeAllTheTime]

Have a lot of awards/possible nominees

1.) Keith Olberfag
2.) Rachel Madcow
3.) Larry King 'Still Alive'
4.) Sean Vannity
5.) Nailin Palin
6.) Tony KornholeCunts
8.) Barack Hussein Osama
9.) John McPain
10.) Lady Caca- Probably a hermaphrodite.
11.) Kayne West
12.) Espn when they cover MASS/LA/NY 24/7
13.) ET Weekly omfg dumbest shit ever. If you want too loose brain cells watch the show.
14.) People who want Tiger Woods to apologize.
15.) Ricky Rubio
16. Roger Goodell (should be higher on this list)

More not listed..

[jb]

Have a lot of awards/possible nominees

1.) Keith Olberfag
2.) Rachel Madcow
3.) Larry King 'Still Alive'
4.) Sean Vannity
5.) Nailin Palin
6.) Tony KornholeCunts
8.) Barack Hussein Osama
9.) John McPain
10.) Lady Caca- Probably a hermaphrodite.
11.) Kayne West
12.) Espn when they cover MASS/LA/NY 24/7
13.) ET Weekly omfg dumbest shit ever. If you want too loose brain cells watch the show.
14.) People who want Tiger Woods to apologize.
15.) Ricky Rubio
16. Roger Goodell (should be higher on this list)

More not listed..

I love this list.

GTAtT is a true non-partisan hata.
I add Bob Kostas.

[e0y2e3]

Have a lot of awards/possible nominees

1.) Keith Olberfag
2.) Rachel Madcow
3.) Larry King 'Still Alive'
4.) Sean Vannity
5.) Nailin Palin
6.) Tony KornholeCunts
8.) Barack Hussein Osama
9.) John McPain
10.) Lady Caca- Probably a hermaphrodite.
11.) Kayne West
12.) Espn when they cover MASS/LA/NY 24/7
13.) ET Weekly omfg dumbest shit ever. If you want too loose brain cells watch the show.
14.) People who want Tiger Woods to apologize.
15.) Ricky Rubio
16. Roger Goodell (should be higher on this list)

More not listed..

I love this list.

GTAtT is a true non-partisan hata.
I add Bob Kostas.

No Dooshie awards is complete w/ out including America' Favorite Y-Town Pimp/Traficant lackey.

[GameTimeAllTheTime]

Forgot Hush Bimbaugh otherwise known as Bouncy.. I know this is going to sound lame... but I actually like Bill O' Reilly yes at times he can be bias but, majority of the time if you watch his show he gives Obama a fair shake while everyone else is after him like an attack dog (rightfully so at times) and he gave the same treatment to Bush too. Yes he does tend to have a lot of funny Internet meme and yes he does spout out miscellaneous facts when hes loosing arguments but... he is not completely bias unlike most political commentators and he truly has the best interests of the 'folks' in mind. Also the TonyKornHole wasn't supposed to have Cunt at the end it was supposed to be The View Cunts.. but it lagged out.