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Last Call Cleveland/"Man in the Box"

Unread postby Triple-S » Fri Aug 14, 2009 10:31 pm

Warning NWS for Language

Didn't realize how much stuff that Mike Polk had his hands in. Anyone else a fan?



"like..if we're able to get a new offensive line, we're going to the Super Bowl!"





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Re: Last Call Cleveland/"Man in the Box"

Unread postby hermanfontenot » Fri Aug 14, 2009 11:02 pm

Mike's brilliant. He'd be out in L.A. writing for a network if he didn't despise the scene out there with every fiber of his being. As it is, he does pretty well for himself here.
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Re: Last Call Cleveland/"Man in the Box"

Unread postby jordan kramer » Sat Aug 15, 2009 3:44 am

hilarious i was rolling!
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dude take a picture for jason of us partyin! wooaahhh!

alright guys don't think im a pervert or anything, but the Olsen twins were so much hotter when they were 14

alright guys i know we're not gay, but you need to look at something on my nuts

man, new orleans was askin for it!

check it out i carved gay into the bar! dude i'm gonna send that to jason
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Re: Last Call Cleveland/"Man in the Box"

Unread postby Erie Warrior » Sat Aug 15, 2009 7:30 am

McBride is funny as hell in those too. He plays Terry and the middle guy at the bar.
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Re: Last Call Cleveland/"Man in the Box"

Unread postby Cease » Sat Aug 15, 2009 8:58 pm

Erie Warrior wrote:McBride is funny as hell in those too. He plays Terry and the middle guy at the bar.


Dude on the left at the bar is Mark McKenzie - a very solid improviser and writer.
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Re: Last Call Cleveland/"Man in the Box"

Unread postby Triple-S » Sun Aug 16, 2009 12:22 pm

jordan kramer wrote:hilarious i was rolling!
favorite lines from the dicks at the bar:

you guys know i'm a gentleman right, but i'll punch a chick if she's a cunt!

dude take a picture for jason of us partyin! wooaahhh!

alright guys don't think im a pervert or anything, but the Olsen twins were so much hotter when they were 14

alright guys i know we're not gay, but you need to look at something on my nuts

man, new orleans was askin for it!

check it out i carved gay into the bar! dude i'm gonna send that to jason


It's just funny because it hit's close to home. I have friends that act just like those guys.

"I only use Heinz, Hunt's taste like a tampon"

Another classic



"You guy see the Browns game?"

"Uhhhhhnn"

"Yeah, you're telling me I had 50 bucks on it"

Polk is a genius, That guy would be awesome interview on the site.
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Cerebral_DownTime wrote:I have a big arm and can throw the ball pretty damn far...... maybe even over those moutains. The Browns should sign me, i'll let you all in locker room to drink beer. Then we can all go out the parking lot to watch me do motorcycle stunts.
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Re: Last Call Cleveland/"Man in the Box"

Unread postby Naxos » Wed Aug 19, 2009 7:55 am

How did I miss this stuff? I have been watching clips for the last few days and have been laughing my behind off.
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Re: Last Call Cleveland/"Man in the Box"

Unread postby TIMMAH » Wed Aug 19, 2009 9:48 am

yea Polk is hilarious! He is the man! I've watched probably all the Man in the Box episodes. VERY funny. He has a lot of other funny stuff like the realistic r&b song, the vid with the norton furniture guy, great moments in cleveland sports, cleveland tourism video, etc etc.

How this guy isn't all over tv and movies I'll never understand.
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Re: Last Call Cleveland/"Man in the Box"

Unread postby Triple-S » Wed Sep 16, 2009 11:24 am



"Hey little girl, get off my turf or I'll break your f-ing legs"

"This Helmet saved my granpa's life while he was in normandy, it's 4 dollars"

Classic. Terry (McBride) rules.
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Cerebral_DownTime wrote:I have a big arm and can throw the ball pretty damn far...... maybe even over those moutains. The Browns should sign me, i'll let you all in locker room to drink beer. Then we can all go out the parking lot to watch me do motorcycle stunts.
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Re: Last Call Cleveland/"Man in the Box"

Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Wed Sep 16, 2009 9:18 pm

Epic.

1-4

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68sJOaEy4VI&feature=PlayList&p=6F80311B702E9DFE&index=2[/youtube]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZMINzIHKlM&feature=PlayList&p=6F80311B702E9DFE&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=1[/youtube]



[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1EKPJWEDzY&feature=PlayList&p=6F80311B702E9DFE&index=3[/youtube]
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Re: Last Call Cleveland/"Man in the Box"

Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Wed Sep 16, 2009 9:27 pm

5-8

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRQwINfJj6g&feature=PlayList&p=6F80311B702E9DFE&index=4[/youtube]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5ELsiksar4&feature=PlayList&p=6F80311B702E9DFE&index=5[/youtube]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YJTlnwKhUU&feature=PlayList&p=6F80311B702E9DFE&index=6[/youtube]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McOAZZtnoJQ&feature=PlayList&p=6F80311B702E9DFE&index=7[/youtube]
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Re: Last Call Cleveland/"Man in the Box"

Unread postby Orenthal » Wed Sep 16, 2009 11:39 pm

That really is some good stuff. I figured it would suck, but damn if the guy doesn't think just like I do... The Tweet Box is priceless comedy, killin'.
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Re: Last Call Cleveland/"Man in the Box"

Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Thu Sep 17, 2009 7:10 pm

JFiling would probably dig this.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rv9b-9qBIc&NR=1&feature=fvwp[/youtube]
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Re: Last Call Cleveland/"Man in the Box"

Unread postby Orenthal » Fri Sep 18, 2009 8:35 pm

Noticed him in a new Marco's pizza commercial. Meatttty!
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Re: Last Call Cleveland/"Man in the Box"

Unread postby Triple-S » Wed Sep 30, 2009 6:46 pm



This is classic.

also, the sign in back

"The Browns: making the WNBA seem entertaining by comparison since 1999!"
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Cerebral_DownTime wrote:I have a big arm and can throw the ball pretty damn far...... maybe even over those moutains. The Browns should sign me, i'll let you all in locker room to drink beer. Then we can all go out the parking lot to watch me do motorcycle stunts.
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Re: Last Call Cleveland/"Man in the Box"

Unread postby Triple-S » Wed Sep 30, 2009 6:46 pm



This is classic.

also, the sign in back

"The Browns: making the WNBA seem entertaining by comparison since 1999!"
Swerb wrote:Go start a blog if you want to tell the world your incomprehendible ramblings.


Cerebral_DownTime wrote:I have a big arm and can throw the ball pretty damn far...... maybe even over those moutains. The Browns should sign me, i'll let you all in locker room to drink beer. Then we can all go out the parking lot to watch me do motorcycle stunts.
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Re: Last Call Cleveland/"Man in the Box"

Unread postby Triple-S » Wed Oct 28, 2009 10:39 am

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHJZUSPdFSk&feature=player_profilepage[/youtube]

:lmfao:
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