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Your teams riot

Unread postby JCoz » Thu Nov 10, 2011 9:54 am

So this was actually from tuesday night, but it seems even funnier to me now after last night. Peeker and Hiko's ESPN riot coverage parody had me laughing this morning, so I went back to read all these tweets from people about "your teams riot"

Its simple but pretty funny. Check it out if you are so inclined.

Retweeted by @elevenwarriors » elevenwarriors Eleven Warriors
Your school's riot: Hit the timeline of @Mengus22 for comedy gold.

MattChandik Matt Chandik
@GerdOzone @elevenwarriors Vontaze Burfict may or may not have killed a man with a trident during Arizona State's riot.

aprymek Adam Prymek
@elevenwarriors SEC adds 2 more meaningless riots.

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WartsByBrooks WartsByBrooks
@elevenwarriors auburn's riots would swear they didn't know they were getting paid to riot.

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cdbarker Craig D. Barker
A Michigan riot would merely devolve into subriots based on whom deserved the greatest share of blame for what went wrong. #stillyouGERG

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jnbork Jon Bork
@ @elevenwarriors All of Calipari's riots have been vacated from the riot book.

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Bunkaroo Kevin Bunkley
@ @elevenwarriors Notre Dame wants to riot but they keep fumbling the riot supplies on the 3-yard line :(

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mmonast mmonast
@elevenwarriors John L Smith wants to riot his tail off but the coaches keep screwing it up

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osubuckeye13 Andrew Lust
@elevenwarriors The Big Ten and the Big Twelve are really confused as to how many people are at each of their riots

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zeebs Mark Zebro
@elevenwarriors The SEC's riot would involve a few broken bottles but still be declared the riot of the century.

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tfduncan Tyler Duncan
@elevenwarriors Wisconsin riots would end in heart breaking fashion every time

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momo_is_real Momo
@elevenwarriors USC's rioters would show up late and leave early.

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elevenwarriors Eleven Warriors
Cal's riot would be an orderly affair until SOMEONE MESSED WITH THE TREES.

trock0415 Tony King
@elevenwarriors Alabama would wear ties to their riot, then cry when their riot sucked

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MarkKunz44 Mark Kunz
Under Armour would provide Maryland with different uniforms sets for each riot, only to find out Nike already did that for Oregon

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BLeez17 Brett
At riots in Oxford, Ohio they would say they were the "Cradle of riots"

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Zvele7 Zach Veletean
@elevenwarriors Alabama would over-riot

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usfvoodoo5 Voodoo 5
The Mountain West would step in so Boise State could not wear blue uniforms to their home riot

Louder07 Matt Louder
@elevenwarriors UC's rioters would light one couch on fire and claim to be the best rioters in all of OHIO

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elevenwarriors Eleven Warriors
RT @Case_Scott @Mengus22 Butler would riot for all the schools who never had a chance to riot.

Dark_McGwire Suman
@elevenwarriors The Big East is asking some really weird people to join their riot.

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Dubsco Mr. September
@ElevenWarriors Michigan's riots would declare to everyone that they had better riots 70 years ago.

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MookieBlaylock Shaddy Swade
@elevenwarriors Kirk Herbstreit loves the way rioters spread the street and make plays in space.

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dmbmeg dmbmeg
Darren Rovell would take credit for someone else's riot.

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elevenwarriors Eleven Warriors
Your school's rioters will end up working for Northwestern's rioters someday.

HS_BHGP Patrick Vint
Craig James would accuse the Texas Tech rioters of locking his son in a shed.

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sarbucks Sarah
The only noise at a Michigan riot would be key-jingling.

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Dubsco Mr. September
@ElevenWarriors UCLA's riots would declare USC's riot monopoly in LA "Officially over"

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mjrill Michael J.
@elevenwarriors BYU would have to wait for their missionaries to return before rioting

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kEvanson Keith Evanson
@ @HS_BHGP If there was a riot at Ohio State, Jim Tressel would have known about it last April.

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HS_BHGP Patrick Vint
Miller Lite already working on a campaign attacking PSU riots for not being manly enough.

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thekeyplay THE KEY PLAY
PAT HILL AND FRESNO STATE WILL RIOT ANYTIME, ANYWHERE.

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mjrill Michael J.
@ @elevenwarriors John Cooper would run up on all the small riots but fail to show up against rival rioters

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thekeyplay THE KEY PLAY
KANSAS STATE IS LOOKING FOR 8 OR 9 JUCO PLAYERS TO FILL OUT THEIR RIOT.

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steakNstiffarms Elika
USC's riots would be on Versus.

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BLeez17 Brett
T.Boone Pickens would build Oklahoma State one helluva riot square.

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elevenwarriors Eleven Warriors
@ @GerdOzone @Mengus22 Do we need a hashtag? I'm afraid Mark will collapse on his keyboard at this rate.

KilroyFSU KilroyFSU
@Mengus22 UAB would have rioted, but Alabama's board of trustees wouldn't sign off on the proposal.

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JacketNation JacketNation
@ @elevenwarriors @mengus22 LeBron James started a riot but only made it three blocks....

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elevenwarriors Eleven Warriors
Guilty. RT @tbrown_80 Ohio State would refer to their riot as THE Riot

elevenwarriors Eleven Warriors
Sounds about right. RT @DanVecellio No damage and no violence has been done. Do not consider this a riot, consider it an idiot convention.

elevenwarriors Eleven Warriors
.@Mengus22 Louisville's riot would be sponsored by terrible pizza, and soon be forgotten after Petrino left.

Kala_Andrews Kala Andrews
Lane Kiffin's riot would go for 2

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BLeez17 Brett
I'm picturing Joe Bauserman hitting random people in the crowd with wayward passes at a Ohio State riot.

pantherrants Wlat Harris
@Mengus22 Toledo would petition for Syracuse to vacate their riot

cjdyal Chris
@ @Mengus22 Houston Nutt would invite way more people to the riot than they have room for, them tell some of them to go home.

HLS_PootND Steve Giordano
Let's be honest. Boise State couldn't handle the week-to-week rioting demands that BCS teams have to deal with @Mengus22

MattBaxendell Matt Baxendell
@ @Mengus22 Gordon Gee's riot just hopes Jim Tressel's riot doesn't fire him.

raphiellej Raphielle Johnson
@ @Mengus22 Major outlets would declare Florida State and Miami's riots "back" every year...only to watch it fall apart after two blocks.

JCozmo John Colosimo
@elevenwarriors Any person over 5'10" would be able to see clear over Michigans riot under Rich Rod's watch

JCozmo John Colosimo
@elevenwarriors Behind closed doors, Lloyd Carr's rioters would underhandedly cut the legs out from under Head Rioters he didn't like.

JCozmo John Colosimo
@elevenwarriors Jim Bollmans Riot would exclusively feature play action without ever throwing a pass.
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Re: Your teams riot

Unread postby motherscratcher » Thu Nov 10, 2011 10:59 am

excellent work JCoz.
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