Why is it that our rivals always seem to be able to pull Gomer McGoober off the turnip truck and he turns into some bastard that turns into All Pro Rookie Phenom Gil Thorpe Boy Wonder Story? Especially when our F.C. boys are throwing up (or at least *I* am throwing up) double-digit ERAs. I know it's irrational and based on a tiny, tiny sample size, but damn! Where the fuck did this guy come from and why is he the second coming of Neal Cotts?
What ever happened to that guy from Akron we pulled up for one appearance? Could he be our Logan? Would you pay Brian Slocum getting sent back to the farm to find out? I sure would like a lefty in the pen whose name didn't rhyme with Pot Powerbeck.


