Indians nearing minor league deal with 278-year-old JC Romero.
Apparently only 38. When I saw "Indians Nearing Deal With Romero", I wasn't sure if I was hoping to see JC or Ricky when I clicked the link.
If you throw enough shit at a wall, something will stick. Might as well stock up on LOOGYs and hope one of them is competent enough to get outs at the Major League level.
Apparently the expression is "hocking" loogies. Learn something new every day.