5/16 Mariners vs. Indians

[e0y2e3]

Will Rhymes just passed out in the middle of the Rays game.

Got hit by a pitch in the arm and went to first..... arm ballooned, he dropped to his knees feint and then passed out.

Getting treatment on the field now.

http://deadspin.com/5911001/rays-infiel ... socialflow

[motherscratcher]

Will Rhymes just passed out in the middle of the Rays game.

Got hit by a pitch in the arm and went to first..... arm ballooned, he dropped to his knees feint and then passed out.

Getting treatment on the field now.

http://deadspin.com/5911001/rays-infiel ... socialflow

Old School Baseball!

[Am I Here Again?]

We beat the Mariners (laugh if you want) and THE TWINS just beat Detroit! OK, now I'm laughing! The Tigers are now 3 games behind our behinds. And there are 4 1/2 months to go.....

[scrambler]

It's really never too early to go to the magic number to clinch. Someone needs to get on that. Ubaldo is now up to 67 percent quality starts in his last 3 games. In unfortunate news, Albert Pujols has suddenly rocketed past Casey Kotchman in most major statistical categories, though Casey still has him in home runs! You guys have to realize we are now living in the post 455 consecutive sellout world. post-455. In the pre-455 or concurrent 455 world you didn't need bring dogs to stadium day, now that we live in the post 455 world, you may just need bring dogs to stadium day. It is now post 455. IT's a different world, things changed forever the day 455 ended. Sometimes that means dogs.

[peeker643]

It's really never too early to go to the magic number to clinch. Someone needs to get on that. Ubaldo is now up to 67 percent quality starts in his last 3 games. In unfortunate news, Albert Pujols has suddenly rocketed past Casey Kotchman in most major statistical categories, though Casey still has him in home runs! You guys have to realize we are now living in the post 455 consecutive sellout world. post-455. In the pre-455 or concurrent 455 world you didn't need bring dogs to stadium day, now that we live in the post 455 world, you may just need bring dogs to stadium day. It is now post 455. IT's a different world, things changed forever the day 455 ended. Sometimes that means dogs.

You in Vegas?

If not, it's a bit early to be drinking.

[motherscratcher]

I just want Scrambler to know how much I enjoyed that post.

You guys are throwing rocks this morning.

[peeker643]

I just want Scrambler to know how much I enjoyed that post.

You guys are throwing rocks this morning.

I just found out Joe "Pigskin" Pete, the local WFUN 970 sports talk show host died three months ago. That show was so GD bad that I couldn't stop listening. And now it's over.

I need a minute you insensitive prick, ya.

How did he die?

How did he die three months ago without me knowing?

Does him dying three months ago without me knowing say more about me or his ratings?

Can everyone die without me knowing since it's much easier for me to deal with that way?

Should I keep his number in my iPhone as an everlasting tribute?

Why? Why? Why?

I wonder if they filled his time slot? Hmm..... NO!!!!!! Now is not the time!!!

[motherscratcher]

I just want Scrambler to know how much I enjoyed that post.

You guys are throwing rocks this morning.

I just found out Joe "Pigskin" Pete, the local WFUN 970 sports talk show host died three months ago. That show was so GD bad that I couldn't stop listening. And now it's over.

I need a minute you insensitive prick, ya.

How did he die?

How did he die three months ago without me knowing?

Does him dying three months ago without me knowing say more about me or his ratings?

Can everyone die without me knowing since it's much easier for me to deal with that way?

Should I keep his number in my iPhone as an everlasting tribute?

Why? Why? Why?

I wonder if they filled his time slot? Hmm..... NO!!!!!! Now is not the time!!!

DaFuck?

[peeker643]

I just want Scrambler to know how much I enjoyed that post.

You guys are throwing rocks this morning.

I just found out Joe "Pigskin" Pete, the local WFUN 970 sports talk show host died three months ago. That show was so GD bad that I couldn't stop listening. And now it's over.

I need a minute you insensitive prick, ya.

How did he die?

How did he die three months ago without me knowing?

Does him dying three months ago without me knowing say more about me or his ratings?

Can everyone die without me knowing since it's much easier for me to deal with that way?

Should I keep his number in my iPhone as an everlasting tribute?

Why? Why? Why?

I wonder if they filled his time slot? Hmm..... NO!!!!!! Now is not the time!!!

DaFuck?

You post Joe Pete news wherever you happen to be when you hear it dick weed.