Cleveland Indians & MLB

by **bookelly** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 1:12 pm

Top of the 1st... 6 min. into the game and it's already over.

This team is really pissing me off.

by **andrew6586** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 1:13 pm

White Sox

A De Aza CF
B Morel 3B
A Dunn DH
P Konerko 1B
A Pierzynski
A Ramirez SS
K Fukudome RF
D Viciedo LF
G Beckham 2B

J Danks SP

Tribe

M Brantley CF
A Cabrera SS
S Choo RF
C Santana C
T Hafner DH
S Duncan LF
C Kotchman 1B
J Kipnis 2B
J Hannahan 3B

J Masterson SP

by **andrew6586** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 1:18 pm

No outs and its already 3-0.

by **andrew6586** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 1:18 pm

by **bookelly** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 1:25 pm

Mods merge? delete?

by **bookelly** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 1:25 pm

Anyone here think this offense can score 4 runs?

by **andrew6586** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 1:26 pm

bookelly wrote:Anyone here think this offense can score 4 runs?

This game or this week? No to both.

by **bookelly** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 1:35 pm

Duncan, Hafner, Kotchman, Brantley...how the fuck do you call yourself a major league team with four giant sucking black holes in your lineup?

by **skatingtripods** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 1:37 pm

Kotchman's a mess at the plate. Pulling off everything. No pitch recognition.

Team needs to take a plane of fat chicks on the road. Slumpbusters for everyone.

by **andrew6586** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 1:37 pm

My God, have you ever seen a team suck so bad and give up on the season... AFTER ONLY FOUR GAMES!?!?!?! This is pathetic.

by **skatingtripods** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 1:39 pm

andrew6586 wrote:My God, have you ever seen a team suck so bad and give up on the season... AFTER ONLY FOUR GAMES!?!?!?! This is pathetic.

Nobody on the team has given up on the season.

Step away from the ledge.

by **bookelly** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 1:40 pm

Except Santana, ALL of our guys are rolling over on the outside pitch. Hasn't anyone ever heard of going to the opposite field? Who's our hitting coach? He should be fired today.

by **Kingpin74** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 1:41 pm

Packed house today, it looks like they could all go home in one car.

by **andrew6586** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 1:41 pm

bookelly wrote:Except Santana, ALL of our guys are rolling over on the outside pitch. Hasn't anyone ever heard of going to the opposite field? Who's our hitting coach? He should be fired today.

What's amazing is that Santana would ALWAYS try to pull the ball last year. He was horrible at it.

by **andrew6586** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 1:42 pm

skatingtripods wrote:
andrew6586 wrote:My God, have you ever seen a team suck so bad and give up on the season... AFTER ONLY FOUR GAMES!?!?!?! This is pathetic.

Nobody on the team has given up on the season.

Step away from the ledge.

Maybe they haven't given up, but their heads seem out of it. Horrible at bats by guys, not picking up pitches or working counts, mental mistakes. They need a kick in the ass.

by **redneckofsc** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 1:43 pm

Who is the projected #1 overall draft pick next year?

by **bookelly** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 1:47 pm

Kingpin74 wrote:Packed house today, it looks like they could all go home in one car.

If I was there I'd be giving the dugout an earful. Somebody was out partying before a morning game last night...and they look like it.

by **skatingtripods** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 1:50 pm

Another spectacular AB from Brantley.

I'd almost rather see Carrera try bunting every AB.

by **skatingtripods** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 1:56 pm

Ugh, that would have been big.

by **bookelly** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 1:56 pm

Just to make it fair, the rest of the league should let us count a run if we get a guy to 2nd base.

by **Am I Here Again?** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 1:56 pm

Seriously Santana? After getting that nice contract you reward us with a first-pitch girly swing with the bases loaded? Arg....

by **skatingtripods** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 1:57 pm

Nobody's relaxed at the plate. Everybody's pressing to be the guy to get that hit. Really painful to watch right now.

by **Kingpin74** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 2:01 pm

If someone walks with Kotchman or Brantley on deck, Kotchman or Brantley should get an automatic base like girls do in coed softball if a guy is walked ahead of them. Only fair.

by **bookelly** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 2:05 pm

At least Pronk's bat speed is back.

by **skatingtripods** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 2:05 pm

Guess you can't serve 88 over the middle to just anyone.

Hafner visits the second deck for the first time in forever.

by **bac5665** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 2:06 pm

PRONK!!

by **bookelly** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 2:06 pm

Two hits! I've got the vapors.

by **skatingtripods** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 2:07 pm

Umpire wants out of here early. Top of the letters is now a strike.

by **skatingtripods** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 2:08 pm

Holy shit, Casey Kotchman got a hit. What the hell is going on here?

by **skatingtripods** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 2:10 pm

So, Kipnis is going so bad right now that we bunted the runners over for Hannahan. No wonder we aren't scoring runs.

by **bookelly** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 2:12 pm

Minus Santana...our team batting average has to be what? .150?

Brantley is a fungus.

by **skatingtripods** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 2:13 pm

Atrocious execution again. Hannahan has to put the ball in play. Still don't like the bunt with Hannahan and Brantley coming up.

by **bookelly** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 2:17 pm

Actually (I just added it up) I was too generous. Minus Santana, the Tribe's average is .141

by **skatingtripods** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 2:19 pm

The only team Adam Dunn hits against anymore is us. So irritating.

by **skatingtripods** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 2:23 pm

All of this started with a rare Kotchman error.

Well, odds are, all of this started with us leaving them loaded in the 3rd and leaving 2 RISP in the 4th.

by **bookelly** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 2:23 pm

It's way to early to drink, but fuck it. If I'm gonna watch this shit I need a beer.

by **skatingtripods** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 2:25 pm

bookelly wrote:It's way to early to drink, but fuck it. If I'm gonna watch this shit I need a beer.

Might want to try hard liquor. Probably more effective.

by **Am I Here Again?** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 2:28 pm

bookelly wrote:It's way to early to drink, but fuck it. If I'm gonna watch this shit I need a beer.

by **Symbolic47** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 2:35 pm

Holy shit a hit!

by **skatingtripods** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 2:35 pm

At least Hafner can still turn on 88 on the inner half.

That's a ridiculously big hit. Hopefully takes a little pressure off.

by **bookelly** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 2:35 pm

Crack a beer and BAM!

Alcohol, the cause of...and solution too...all life's problems. :cheers:

by **bac5665** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 2:36 pm

Gods, but I love Pronk producing. Just feels right.

Seriously, I think we'll be ok. Just need to relax and hit. When we do that, we'll score.

by **ClevelandFanInNewYork** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 2:36 pm

Can Duncan get a big hit here?

by **bookelly** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 2:37 pm

ClevelandFanInNewYork wrote:Can Duncan get a big hit here?

by **andrew6586** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 2:38 pm

It sucks that Kotchman wasted his one hit this week on an earlier at bat.

by **ClevelandFanInNewYork** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 2:38 pm

Even more funny...Kotchman???

by **skatingtripods** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 2:38 pm

bookelly wrote:
ClevelandFanInNewYork wrote:Can Duncan get a big hit here?

Just missed the 3-1 pitch. Had a hell of a rip.

Broke his bat on the 3-2 pitch.

Back in it and getting chances. Need the pen to shut it down here.

by **skatingtripods** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 2:42 pm

Dan Wheeler: Master of the 54-foot slider.

by **bookelly** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 2:43 pm

Kotchman, Sloth, Brantley, Kipnis, Choo, aw hell...everyone but Pronk and Carlos should be forced to wear this patch on their uni's.

by **Symbolic47** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 2:50 pm

Fuck this team

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