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Re: It's Time - New TCF Strat-O League (90's themed)

Unread postby motherscratcher » Sat Feb 04, 2012 1:03 am

Fuck
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Re: It's Time - New TCF Strat-O League (90's themed)

Unread postby FUDU » Sat Feb 04, 2012 3:08 am

motherscratcher wrote:Fuck now I have ten more days to get bitch slapped by two schmucks that don't have half a clue how to play this game (yeah that's Peeker & the porcupine) and anyone else who drives by this train wreck.

I should have just had FUDU do this seeing as he is a guy who knows how to get things done, which makes sense considering he can do Rubiks Cube quicker than I can. Not to mention he drives a pretty cool car. Besides he's probably going to make the post season in this league which is more than I can say for myself, which really wouldn't bother me but that fucker has never had a cavity either. As long as I'm competitive and don't bomb at the end of the season by say getting swept by a guy like gotribe (whom DU owes a nice bar tab) I'm cool.

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Re: It's Time - New TCF Strat-O League (90's themed)

Unread postby pup » Sat Feb 04, 2012 9:19 am

Like Christmas morning.

Madre just locked up TCFer of the Year in early February.
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Re: It's Time - New TCF Strat-O League (90's themed)

Unread postby peeker643 » Sat Feb 04, 2012 9:36 am

Best league ever.

Holy shit...the dudes with either 8 leagues going or 65,000 fake wins have got to be pissed and depressed. When their moms go to make their beds those guys might still be in them with the covers over their heads.

Oh... if everyone could back out of the league and go to this one it would help:

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Re: It's Time - New TCF Strat-O League (90's themed)

Unread postby peeker643 » Sat Feb 04, 2012 9:38 am

pup wrote:Like Christmas morning.

Madre just locked up TCFer of the Year in early February.


So great moscratcher's post came at 1203am.

He sees Madre didn't get in at 1201am, puts his head down on his desk, weeps for a minute and then enters 'Fuck' at 1203am.

I can see it unfolding.

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Re: It's Time - New TCF Strat-O League (90's themed)

Unread postby motherscratcher » Sat Feb 04, 2012 1:55 pm

You guys are dicks.

This is serious, serious business.

It's extremely important.

It's an absolute travisty that we have to wait a WHOLE NOTHER WEEK before we can look to see who the computer made win some fake baseball games.

I'm not even upset for myself. I'm upset for the children. How can I explain this to the children?
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Re: It's Time - New TCF Strat-O League (90's themed)

Unread postby FUDU » Sat Feb 04, 2012 2:02 pm

Seeing as I don't have children I'm a bit upset for myself....eh I'll just go back to school and get a degree real quick before we get this going.
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Re: It's Time - New TCF Strat-O League (90's themed)

Unread postby swerb » Sat Feb 04, 2012 3:47 pm

I'm lowering my projected W-L total from 66-96 to 61-101 as a result of this delay.
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Re: It's Time - New TCF Strat-O League (90's themed)

Unread postby peeker643 » Sat Feb 04, 2012 7:58 pm

motherscratcher wrote:You guys are dicks.

This is serious, serious business.

It's extremely important.

It's an absolute travisty that we have to wait a WHOLE NOTHER WEEK before we can look to see who the computer made win some fake baseball games.

I'm not even upset for myself. I'm upset for the children. How can I explain this to the children?


Oops. I think you meant to post that here, Norman Bates: http://forums.sportingnews.com/viewforum.php?f=31
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Re: It's Time - New TCF Strat-O League (90's themed)

Unread postby Madre Hill, Superstar » Sat Feb 04, 2012 8:46 pm

One moment I'm thinking its going to be days before we get to the East, the next I just delayed us for a week. Well, shit. Time to put down the booze and get in gear.
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Re: It's Time - New TCF Strat-O League (90's themed)

Unread postby peeker643 » Sat Feb 04, 2012 8:50 pm

Madre Hill, Superstar wrote:One moment I'm thinking its going to be days before we get to the East, the next I just delayed us for a week. Well, shit. Time to put down the booze and get in gear.


Nope. You can cock around with the booze for another 6 days and 4 hours.

And some of us are forever indebted to you for it.

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Re: It's Time - New TCF Strat-O League (90's themed)

Unread postby Madre Hill, Superstar » Sat Feb 04, 2012 9:46 pm

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Madre Hill, Superstar wrote:One moment I'm thinking its going to be days before we get to the East, the next I just delayed us for a week. Well, shit. Time to put down the booze and get in gear.


Nope. You can cock around with the booze for another 6 days and 4 hours.

And some of us are forever indebted to you for it.

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Too late, auto-draft fires in 10 minutes.

$60 mil is not enough when you had a roster funded by Ted Turner. This is going to be a glorious disaster.
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Re: It's Time - New TCF Strat-O League (90's themed)

Unread postby motherscratcher » Sat Feb 04, 2012 9:51 pm

Madre Hill, Superstar wrote:One moment I'm thinking its going to be days before we get to the East, the next I just delayed us for a week. Well, shit. Time to put down the booze and get in gear.


Well well well, nice of you to grace us with your fuckin' presence princess.

You doin OK? Got everything you need? Can I get you anything? Maybe a spritzer or something?
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Re: It's Time - New TCF Strat-O League (90's themed)

Unread postby Madre Hill, Superstar » Sat Feb 04, 2012 9:53 pm

And we're drafted.

No big names lost, and their replacements are actually pretty nice. I don't have to dump them for Braves, do I?
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Re: It's Time - New TCF Strat-O League (90's themed)

Unread postby Madre Hill, Superstar » Sat Feb 04, 2012 9:53 pm

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Madre Hill, Superstar wrote:One moment I'm thinking its going to be days before we get to the East, the next I just delayed us for a week. Well, shit. Time to put down the booze and get in gear.


Well well well, nice of you to grace us with your fuckin' presence princess.

You doin OK? Got everything you need? Can I get you anything? Maybe a spritzer or something?


Another 10 mil so I could've afforded Greg Maddux.
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Re: It's Time - New TCF Strat-O League (90's themed)

Unread postby motherscratcher » Sat Feb 04, 2012 9:58 pm

Madre Hill, Superstar wrote:And we're drafted.

No big names lost, and their replacements are actually pretty nice. I don't have to dump them for Braves, do I?


I'm not sure if you're kidding
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Re: It's Time - New TCF Strat-O League (90's themed)

Unread postby motherscratcher » Sat Feb 04, 2012 9:59 pm

Madre Hill, Superstar wrote:
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Madre Hill, Superstar wrote:One moment I'm thinking its going to be days before we get to the East, the next I just delayed us for a week. Well, shit. Time to put down the booze and get in gear.


Well well well, nice of you to grace us with your fuckin' presence princess.

You doin OK? Got everything you need? Can I get you anything? Maybe a spritzer or something?


Another 10 mil so I could've afforded Greg Maddux.


Wait, you're not playing Maddux?

Of course, I guess that would be a pretty big chunk of the cap.
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Re: It's Time - New TCF Strat-O League (90's themed)

Unread postby Madre Hill, Superstar » Sat Feb 04, 2012 10:06 pm

motherscratcher wrote:Wait, you're not playing Maddux?

Of course, I guess that would be a pretty big chunk of the cap.


Maddux, Smoltz, and Glavine combined was something like $23 million.
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Re: It's Time - New TCF Strat-O League (90's themed)

Unread postby GodHatesClevelandSport » Sat Feb 04, 2012 10:09 pm

I was given some players who weren't Dodgers.
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Re: It's Time - New TCF Strat-O League (90's themed)

Unread postby GodHatesClevelandSport » Sat Feb 04, 2012 10:14 pm

Hey, mother, how did you end up with the worst offense in the league while choosing from the 1990s Indians? Have fun starting Matt Walbeck, Kevin Jordan, Scott Cooper, and Felix Fermin.
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Re: It's Time - New TCF Strat-O League (90's themed)

Unread postby gotribe31 » Sat Feb 04, 2012 10:17 pm

We have to dump any replacements for players who actually played for our franchise, yes?
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Re: It's Time - New TCF Strat-O League (90's themed)

Unread postby motherscratcher » Sat Feb 04, 2012 10:24 pm

GodHatesClevelandSport wrote:Hey, mother, how did you end up with the worst offense in the league while choosing from the 1990s Indians? Have fun starting Matt Walbeck, Kevin Jordan, Scott Cooper, and Felix Fermin.


I didn't bother drafting any players like Vizquel who can't play for another team. I concentrated on getting players who could end up on a different roster. I figured I'll get as many of them as I can and sort it out later.
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Re: It's Time - New TCF Strat-O League (90's themed)

Unread postby motherscratcher » Sat Feb 04, 2012 10:29 pm

gotribe31 wrote:We have to dump any replacements for players who actually played for our franchise, yes?


Yes, you have to dump anyone who didn't play for your franchise.

Every roster has to have 24 players and we all drafted 25. That means everyone can drop 1 player without picking up anyone else. I was given Sosa (probably as a replacement for Manny). Im not allowed to use him so I dropped him. It gives me $10mil in cap room to use during waivers.

Everyone should drop a player they cannot use to clear some cap room.
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Re: It's Time - New TCF Strat-O League (90's themed)

Unread postby motherscratcher » Sat Feb 04, 2012 10:33 pm

Madre Hill, Superstar wrote:
motherscratcher wrote:Wait, you're not playing Maddux?

Of course, I guess that would be a pretty big chunk of the cap.


Maddux, Smoltz, and Glavine combined was something like $23 million.


Those of us who's ace is Bud Black are crying you a river.
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Re: It's Time - New TCF Strat-O League (90's themed)

Unread postby Madre Hill, Superstar » Sat Feb 04, 2012 10:40 pm

motherscratcher wrote:Yes, you have to dump anyone who didn't play for your franchise.


Eddie Perez is the only backup catcher left, and he wants $2 mil. Fuck.

EDIT: And I can't even release Mayne first because I can't have less than 2 catchers on the roster.

EDIT2: Can't drop anyone else now 'cause that would put me under 24. Screw it, someone find me a time machine so I can go back in time and make Brent Mayne a Brave.

EDIT3: OK, I can put a claim on Perez and drop Mayne in the process. $2 mil for a fucking backup catcher. Hopefully he can DH or play Captain Planet or something. I need a beer.
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Re: It's Time - New TCF Strat-O League (90's themed)

Unread postby GodHatesClevelandSport » Sat Feb 04, 2012 10:41 pm

There are a lot of awful pitchers in this league. Should be some high scores.
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Re: It's Time - New TCF Strat-O League (90's themed)

Unread postby motherscratcher » Sat Feb 04, 2012 10:46 pm

Madre Hill, Superstar wrote:
motherscratcher wrote:Yes, you have to dump anyone who didn't play for your franchise.


Eddie Perez is the only backup catcher left, and he wants $2 mil. Fuck.

EDIT: And I can't even release Mayne first because I can't have less than 2 catchers on the roster.


Lol. That sucks.
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Re: It's Time - New TCF Strat-O League (90's themed)

Unread postby FUDU » Sat Feb 04, 2012 10:52 pm

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GodHatesClevelandSport wrote:Hey, mother, how did you end up with the worst offense in the league while choosing from the 1990s Indians? Have fun starting Matt Walbeck, Kevin Jordan, Scott Cooper, and Felix Fermin.


I didn't bother drafting any players like Vizquel who can't play for another team. I concentrated on getting players who could end up on a different roster. I figured I'll get as many of them as I can and sort it out later.

That is the key, you Albert Belle stealin motherfucker.
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Re: It's Time - New TCF Strat-O League (90's themed)

Unread postby motherscratcher » Sat Feb 04, 2012 10:56 pm

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motherscratcher wrote:
GodHatesClevelandSport wrote:Hey, mother, how did you end up with the worst offense in the league while choosing from the 1990s Indians? Have fun starting Matt Walbeck, Kevin Jordan, Scott Cooper, and Felix Fermin.


I didn't bother drafting any players like Vizquel who can't play for another team. I concentrated on getting players who could end up on a different roster. I figured I'll get as many of them as I can and sort it out later.

That is the key, you Albert Belle stealin motherfucker.


I think I put him ahead of Manny. I'd be a sad sad Panda if I would have missed on both.
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Unread postby FUDU » Sat Feb 04, 2012 11:08 pm

Well obviously I don't know your strategy going forward even though I think I know your strategy going forward but I was hoping somehow you put Manny ahead of him leaving me the chance to swoop in and grab Albert.
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Re: It's Time - New TCF Strat-O League (90's themed)

Unread postby peeker643 » Sat Feb 04, 2012 11:15 pm

FUDU wrote:Well obviously I don't know your strategy going forward even though I think I know your strategy going forward but I was hoping somehow you put Manny ahead of him leaving me the chance to swoop in and grab Albert.


If your strategy is thinking moscratcher will eventually fuck up and you'll be able to take advantage, stick to your knitting. It's just a matter of time.
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Unread postby motherscratcher » Sat Feb 04, 2012 11:23 pm

FUDU wrote:Well obviously I don't know your strategy going forward even though I think I know your strategy going forward but I was hoping somehow you put Manny ahead of him leaving me the chance to swoop in and grab Albert.


Well if you know my strategy going forward that makes one of us.
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Unread postby motherscratcher » Sat Feb 04, 2012 11:25 pm

peeker643 wrote:
FUDU wrote:Well obviously I don't know your strategy going forward even though I think I know your strategy going forward but I was hoping somehow you put Manny ahead of him leaving me the chance to swoop in and grab Albert.


If your strategy is thinking moscratcher will eventually fuck up and you'll be able to take advantage, stick to your knitting. It's just a matter of time.


Says the gaping vagina who was too chicken to join.

That's right. You heard me. I called you a chicken.

Chicken.

And vagina. I called you that too.

Gaping chicken vagina.
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Re: It's Time - New TCF Strat-O League (90's themed)

Unread postby peeker643 » Sat Feb 04, 2012 11:53 pm

motherscratcher wrote:
peeker643 wrote:
FUDU wrote:Well obviously I don't know your strategy going forward even though I think I know your strategy going forward but I was hoping somehow you put Manny ahead of him leaving me the chance to swoop in and grab Albert.


If your strategy is thinking moscratcher will eventually fuck up and you'll be able to take advantage, stick to your knitting. It's just a matter of time.


Says the gaping vagina who was too chicken to join.

That's right. You heard me. I called you a chicken.

Chicken.

And vagina. I called you that too.

Gaping chicken vagina.


I don't know why you find it necessary to insult me in your post. Do I do that shit to you? No. I don't. Because I respect people and am empathetic to their feelings.

I might not post in this thread anymore. How would that taste? Bet you're rethinking your gaping chicken vagina crack now, ain't ya?
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Re: It's Time - New TCF Strat-O League (90's themed)

Unread postby motherscratcher » Sun Feb 05, 2012 12:04 am

peeker643 wrote:
motherscratcher wrote:
peeker643 wrote:
FUDU wrote:Well obviously I don't know your strategy going forward even though I think I know your strategy going forward but I was hoping somehow you put Manny ahead of him leaving me the chance to swoop in and grab Albert.


If your strategy is thinking moscratcher will eventually fuck up and you'll be able to take advantage, stick to your knitting. It's just a matter of time.


Says the gaping vagina who was too chicken to join.

That's right. You heard me. I called you a chicken.

Chicken.

And vagina. I called you that too.

Gaping chicken vagina.


I don't know why you find it necessary to insult me in your post. Do I do that shit to you? No. I don't. Because I respect people and am empathetic to their feelings.

I might not post in this thread anymore. How would that taste? Bet you're rethinking your gaping chicken vagina crack now, ain't ya?


Mmmmmm....gaping chicken vagina crack. That's the best kind of crack.

And its not an insult if it's true (is it?). You didn't join the league. You're a gaping chicken vag. I'm not sure how you can see it any other way.

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Re: It's Time - New TCF Strat-O League (90's themed)

Unread postby FUDU » Sun Feb 05, 2012 12:07 am

mo can you keep your peeker insults in one post and your thoughts on your team in another, please.
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Re: It's Time - New TCF Strat-O League (90's themed)

Unread postby motherscratcher » Sun Feb 05, 2012 12:08 am

I see what you did there
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Re: It's Time - New TCF Strat-O League (90's themed)

Unread postby peeker643 » Sun Feb 05, 2012 12:17 am

FUDU wrote:mo can you keep your peeker insults in one post and your thoughts on your team in another, please.


Calling him a 'mo' is a bit insensitive itself, no? You should ask him if he prefers 'homosexual' or 'pole-smoker'.

I thought we were past these kinds of name calling issues fellas.
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Re: It's Time - New TCF Strat-O League (90's themed)

Unread postby FUDU » Sun Feb 05, 2012 12:30 am

motherscratcher wrote:I see what you did there


Nothing gets by you, except between 1b & 2b.
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Re: It's Time - New TCF Strat-O League (90's themed)

Unread postby Jumbo » Sun Feb 05, 2012 2:15 pm

In retrospect, it might actually better to have the week delay. I've got a feeling that if was just this weekend in between the draft and opening day, at least four teams would have ineligible players on their rosters.
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Re: It's Time - New TCF Strat-O League (90's themed)

Unread postby FUDU » Sun Feb 05, 2012 2:37 pm

Agreed Jumbo, for those of US in the league it is better, but I don't think everyone else around here quite sees it that way.

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Re: It's Time - New TCF Strat-O League (90's themed)

Unread postby gotribe31 » Tue Feb 07, 2012 10:01 pm

Today was the 1st chance I had to check in on the league and make the required roster moves. Those strat guys are nuts. What's with all of the posts on the league messageboard? And why do Moscratch and FUDU know exactly what the strat guys are talking about in their weird dork posts?
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Re: It's Time - New TCF Strat-O League (90's themed)

Unread postby pup » Tue Feb 07, 2012 10:23 pm

gotribe31 wrote:Today was the 1st chance I had to check in on the league and make the required roster moves. Those strat guys are nuts. What's with all of the posts on the league messageboard? And why do Moscratch and FUDU know exactly what the strat guys are talking about in their weird dork posts?


Pretty sure you answered your own question.
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Re: It's Time - New TCF Strat-O League (90's themed)

Unread postby gotribe31 » Sun Feb 12, 2012 6:32 pm

So this starts tomorrow, right?
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Re: It's Time - New TCF Strat-O League (90's themed)

Unread postby FUDU » Sun Feb 12, 2012 6:51 pm

Yes it starts tomorrow night. I'd like to wish you all good luck, but I am not going to.
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Re: It's Time - New TCF Strat-O League (90's themed)

Unread postby GodHatesClevelandSport » Tue Feb 14, 2012 7:35 pm

Opening Day and no one even cares!

I'm going to be starting my day angry for the next three months if these results continue. My starting pitchers gave up like three runs, and I have only one win!
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Re: It's Time - New TCF Strat-O League (90's themed)

Unread postby peeker643 » Wed Feb 15, 2012 10:30 am

Somebody needs to post screen shots of the nightly results or something. There's no way I can make proper fun of people at this pace.

At least not for their Strato results.
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Re: It's Time - New TCF Strat-O League (90's themed)

Unread postby Jumbo » Wed Feb 15, 2012 10:32 am

GodHatesClevelandSport wrote:Opening Day and no one even cares!

I'm going to be starting my day angry for the next three months if these results continue. My starting pitchers gave up like three runs, and I have only one win!


My Yankees are off to a hot start. If the season keeps going like it's started, Jeter is going to need a lot of baseballs to sign.
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Re: It's Time - New TCF Strat-O League (90's themed)

Unread postby motherscratcher » Wed Feb 15, 2012 10:55 am

peeker643 wrote:Somebody needs to post screen shots of the nightly results or something. There's no way I can make proper fun of people at this pace.

At least not for their Strato results.


Right now FUDU is 5-1

Al, who doesn't even understand the simplest concept of how the game is played, is leading my division at 4-2.

I'm 2-4.

So, obviously, there has been some kind of virus or bad code or something affecting the game results.

The only thing that makes sense right now is Swerb leading his division, which only makes a little bit of sense when you consider that he had no choice but to spend 87% of his cap on Barry Bonds and surround him with a bunch of Kevin Bass/Rich Aurelia type players. Terry Fucking Mullholland is anchoring his staff for Christ sake.

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Re: It's Time - New TCF Strat-O League (90's themed)

Unread postby peeker643 » Wed Feb 15, 2012 11:36 am

motherscratcher wrote:
peeker643 wrote:Somebody needs to post screen shots of the nightly results or something. There's no way I can make proper fun of people at this pace.

At least not for their Strato results.


Right now FUDU is 5-1

Small sample size.

Al, who doesn't even understand the simplest concept of how the game is played, is leading my division at 4-2.

Small sample size.

I'm 2-4.

Makes perfect sense.

The only thing that makes sense right now is Swerb leading his division...

Small sample size.
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