It's Time - New TCF Strat-O League (90's themed)

[motherscratcher]

Fuck

[FUDU]

Fuck now I have ten more days to get bitch slapped by two schmucks that don't have half a clue how to play this game (yeah that's Peeker & the porcupine) and anyone else who drives by this train wreck.

I should have just had FUDU do this seeing as he is a guy who knows how to get things done, which makes sense considering he can do Rubiks Cube quicker than I can. Not to mention he drives a pretty cool car. Besides he's probably going to make the post season in this league which is more than I can say for myself, which really wouldn't bother me but that fucker has never had a cavity either. As long as I'm competitive and don't bomb at the end of the season by say getting swept by a guy like gotribe (whom DU owes a nice bar tab) I'm cool.

Either way, FUDU

[pup]

Like Christmas morning.

Madre just locked up TCFer of the Year in early February.

[peeker643]

Best league ever.

Holy shit...the dudes with either 8 leagues going or 65,000 fake wins have got to be pissed and depressed. When their moms go to make their beds those guys might still be in them with the covers over their heads.

Oh... if everyone could back out of the league and go to this one it would help:

League Name- Mother's Extraordinarily Fucked Up & Disorganized Train Wreck
Password- Iamthecavitysofillmeplease

[peeker643]

Like Christmas morning.

Madre just locked up TCFer of the Year in early February.

So great moscratcher's post came at 1203am.

He sees Madre didn't get in at 1201am, puts his head down on his desk, weeps for a minute and then enters 'Fuck' at 1203am.

I can see it unfolding.

[motherscratcher]

You guys are dicks.

This is serious, serious business.

It's extremely important.

It's an absolute travisty that we have to wait a WHOLE NOTHER WEEK before we can look to see who the computer made win some fake baseball games.

I'm not even upset for myself. I'm upset for the children. How can I explain this to the children?

[FUDU]

Seeing as I don't have children I'm a bit upset for myself....eh I'll just go back to school and get a degree real quick before we get this going.

[swerb]

I'm lowering my projected W-L total from 66-96 to 61-101 as a result of this delay.

[peeker643]

You guys are dicks.

This is serious, serious business.

It's extremely important.

It's an absolute travisty that we have to wait a WHOLE NOTHER WEEK before we can look to see who the computer made win some fake baseball games.

I'm not even upset for myself. I'm upset for the children. How can I explain this to the children?

Oops. I think you meant to post that here, Norman Bates: http://forums.sportingnews.com/viewforum.php?f=31

[Madre Hill, Superstar]

One moment I'm thinking its going to be days before we get to the East, the next I just delayed us for a week. Well, shit. Time to put down the booze and get in gear.

[peeker643]

One moment I'm thinking its going to be days before we get to the East, the next I just delayed us for a week. Well, shit. Time to put down the booze and get in gear.

Nope. You can cock around with the booze for another 6 days and 4 hours.

And some of us are forever indebted to you for it.

[Madre Hill, Superstar]

One moment I'm thinking its going to be days before we get to the East, the next I just delayed us for a week. Well, shit. Time to put down the booze and get in gear.

Nope. You can cock around with the booze for another 6 days and 4 hours.

And some of us are forever indebted to you for it.

Too late, auto-draft fires in 10 minutes.

$60 mil is not enough when you had a roster funded by Ted Turner. This is going to be a glorious disaster.

[motherscratcher]

One moment I'm thinking its going to be days before we get to the East, the next I just delayed us for a week. Well, shit. Time to put down the booze and get in gear.

Well well well, nice of you to grace us with your fuckin' presence princess.

You doin OK? Got everything you need? Can I get you anything? Maybe a spritzer or something?

[Madre Hill, Superstar]

And we're drafted.

No big names lost, and their replacements are actually pretty nice. I don't have to dump them for Braves, do I?

[Madre Hill, Superstar]

One moment I'm thinking its going to be days before we get to the East, the next I just delayed us for a week. Well, shit. Time to put down the booze and get in gear.

Well well well, nice of you to grace us with your fuckin' presence princess.

You doin OK? Got everything you need? Can I get you anything? Maybe a spritzer or something?

Another 10 mil so I could've afforded Greg Maddux.

[motherscratcher]

And we're drafted.

No big names lost, and their replacements are actually pretty nice. I don't have to dump them for Braves, do I?

I'm not sure if you're kidding

[motherscratcher]

One moment I'm thinking its going to be days before we get to the East, the next I just delayed us for a week. Well, shit. Time to put down the booze and get in gear.

Well well well, nice of you to grace us with your fuckin' presence princess.

You doin OK? Got everything you need? Can I get you anything? Maybe a spritzer or something?

Another 10 mil so I could've afforded Greg Maddux.

Wait, you're not playing Maddux?

Of course, I guess that would be a pretty big chunk of the cap.

[Madre Hill, Superstar]

Wait, you're not playing Maddux?

Of course, I guess that would be a pretty big chunk of the cap.

Maddux, Smoltz, and Glavine combined was something like $23 million.

[GodHatesClevelandSport]

I was given some players who weren't Dodgers.

[GodHatesClevelandSport]

Hey, mother, how did you end up with the worst offense in the league while choosing from the 1990s Indians? Have fun starting Matt Walbeck, Kevin Jordan, Scott Cooper, and Felix Fermin.

[gotribe31]

We have to dump any replacements for players who actually played for our franchise, yes?

[motherscratcher]

Hey, mother, how did you end up with the worst offense in the league while choosing from the 1990s Indians? Have fun starting Matt Walbeck, Kevin Jordan, Scott Cooper, and Felix Fermin.

I didn't bother drafting any players like Vizquel who can't play for another team. I concentrated on getting players who could end up on a different roster. I figured I'll get as many of them as I can and sort it out later.

[motherscratcher]

We have to dump any replacements for players who actually played for our franchise, yes?

Yes, you have to dump anyone who didn't play for your franchise.

Every roster has to have 24 players and we all drafted 25. That means everyone can drop 1 player without picking up anyone else. I was given Sosa (probably as a replacement for Manny). Im not allowed to use him so I dropped him. It gives me $10mil in cap room to use during waivers.

Everyone should drop a player they cannot use to clear some cap room.

[motherscratcher]

Wait, you're not playing Maddux?

Of course, I guess that would be a pretty big chunk of the cap.

Maddux, Smoltz, and Glavine combined was something like $23 million.

Those of us who's ace is Bud Black are crying you a river.

[Madre Hill, Superstar]

Yes, you have to dump anyone who didn't play for your franchise.

Eddie Perez is the only backup catcher left, and he wants $2 mil. Fuck.

EDIT: And I can't even release Mayne first because I can't have less than 2 catchers on the roster.

EDIT2: Can't drop anyone else now 'cause that would put me under 24. Screw it, someone find me a time machine so I can go back in time and make Brent Mayne a Brave.

EDIT3: OK, I can put a claim on Perez and drop Mayne in the process. $2 mil for a fucking backup catcher. Hopefully he can DH or play Captain Planet or something. I need a beer.

[GodHatesClevelandSport]

There are a lot of awful pitchers in this league. Should be some high scores.

[motherscratcher]

Yes, you have to dump anyone who didn't play for your franchise.

Eddie Perez is the only backup catcher left, and he wants $2 mil. Fuck.

EDIT: And I can't even release Mayne first because I can't have less than 2 catchers on the roster.

Lol. That sucks.

[FUDU]

Hey, mother, how did you end up with the worst offense in the league while choosing from the 1990s Indians? Have fun starting Matt Walbeck, Kevin Jordan, Scott Cooper, and Felix Fermin.

I didn't bother drafting any players like Vizquel who can't play for another team. I concentrated on getting players who could end up on a different roster. I figured I'll get as many of them as I can and sort it out later.

That is the key, you Albert Belle stealin motherfucker.

[motherscratcher]

Hey, mother, how did you end up with the worst offense in the league while choosing from the 1990s Indians? Have fun starting Matt Walbeck, Kevin Jordan, Scott Cooper, and Felix Fermin.

I didn't bother drafting any players like Vizquel who can't play for another team. I concentrated on getting players who could end up on a different roster. I figured I'll get as many of them as I can and sort it out later.

That is the key, you Albert Belle stealin motherfucker.

I think I put him ahead of Manny. I'd be a sad sad Panda if I would have missed on both.

[FUDU]

Well obviously I don't know your strategy going forward even though I think I know your strategy going forward but I was hoping somehow you put Manny ahead of him leaving me the chance to swoop in and grab Albert.

[peeker643]

Well obviously I don't know your strategy going forward even though I think I know your strategy going forward but I was hoping somehow you put Manny ahead of him leaving me the chance to swoop in and grab Albert.

If your strategy is thinking moscratcher will eventually fuck up and you'll be able to take advantage, stick to your knitting. It's just a matter of time.

[motherscratcher]

Well obviously I don't know your strategy going forward even though I think I know your strategy going forward but I was hoping somehow you put Manny ahead of him leaving me the chance to swoop in and grab Albert.

Well if you know my strategy going forward that makes one of us.

[motherscratcher]

Well obviously I don't know your strategy going forward even though I think I know your strategy going forward but I was hoping somehow you put Manny ahead of him leaving me the chance to swoop in and grab Albert.

If your strategy is thinking moscratcher will eventually fuck up and you'll be able to take advantage, stick to your knitting. It's just a matter of time.

Says the gaping vagina who was too chicken to join.

That's right. You heard me. I called you a chicken.

Chicken.

And vagina. I called you that too.

Gaping chicken vagina.

[peeker643]

Well obviously I don't know your strategy going forward even though I think I know your strategy going forward but I was hoping somehow you put Manny ahead of him leaving me the chance to swoop in and grab Albert.

If your strategy is thinking moscratcher will eventually fuck up and you'll be able to take advantage, stick to your knitting. It's just a matter of time.

Says the gaping vagina who was too chicken to join.

That's right. You heard me. I called you a chicken.

Chicken.

And vagina. I called you that too.

Gaping chicken vagina.

I don't know why you find it necessary to insult me in your post. Do I do that shit to you? No. I don't. Because I respect people and am empathetic to their feelings.

I might not post in this thread anymore. How would that taste? Bet you're rethinking your gaping chicken vagina crack now, ain't ya?

[motherscratcher]

Well obviously I don't know your strategy going forward even though I think I know your strategy going forward but I was hoping somehow you put Manny ahead of him leaving me the chance to swoop in and grab Albert.

If your strategy is thinking moscratcher will eventually fuck up and you'll be able to take advantage, stick to your knitting. It's just a matter of time.

Says the gaping vagina who was too chicken to join.

That's right. You heard me. I called you a chicken.

Chicken.

And vagina. I called you that too.

Gaping chicken vagina.

I don't know why you find it necessary to insult me in your post. Do I do that shit to you? No. I don't. Because I respect people and am empathetic to their feelings.

I might not post in this thread anymore. How would that taste? Bet you're rethinking your gaping chicken vagina crack now, ain't ya?

Mmmmmm....gaping chicken vagina crack. That's the best kind of crack.

And its not an insult if it's true (is it?). You didn't join the league. You're a gaping chicken vag. I'm not sure how you can see it any other way.

No offense

[FUDU]

mo can you keep your peeker insults in one post and your thoughts on your team in another, please.

[motherscratcher]

I see what you did there

[peeker643]

mo can you keep your peeker insults in one post and your thoughts on your team in another, please.

Calling him a 'mo' is a bit insensitive itself, no? You should ask him if he prefers 'homosexual' or 'pole-smoker'.

I thought we were past these kinds of name calling issues fellas.

[FUDU]

I see what you did there

Nothing gets by you, except between 1b & 2b.

[Jumbo]

In retrospect, it might actually better to have the week delay. I've got a feeling that if was just this weekend in between the draft and opening day, at least four teams would have ineligible players on their rosters.

[FUDU]

Agreed Jumbo, for those of US in the league it is better, but I don't think everyone else around here quite sees it that way.

[gotribe31]

Today was the 1st chance I had to check in on the league and make the required roster moves. Those strat guys are nuts. What's with all of the posts on the league messageboard? And why do Moscratch and FUDU know exactly what the strat guys are talking about in their weird dork posts?

[pup]

Today was the 1st chance I had to check in on the league and make the required roster moves. Those strat guys are nuts. What's with all of the posts on the league messageboard? And why do Moscratch and FUDU know exactly what the strat guys are talking about in their weird dork posts?

Pretty sure you answered your own question.

[gotribe31]

So this starts tomorrow, right?

[FUDU]

Yes it starts tomorrow night. I'd like to wish you all good luck, but I am not going to.

[GodHatesClevelandSport]

Opening Day and no one even cares!

I'm going to be starting my day angry for the next three months if these results continue. My starting pitchers gave up like three runs, and I have only one win!

[peeker643]

Somebody needs to post screen shots of the nightly results or something. There's no way I can make proper fun of people at this pace.

At least not for their Strato results.

[Jumbo]

Opening Day and no one even cares!

I'm going to be starting my day angry for the next three months if these results continue. My starting pitchers gave up like three runs, and I have only one win!

My Yankees are off to a hot start. If the season keeps going like it's started, Jeter is going to need a lot of baseballs to sign.

[motherscratcher]

Somebody needs to post screen shots of the nightly results or something. There's no way I can make proper fun of people at this pace.

At least not for their Strato results.

Right now FUDU is 5-1

Al, who doesn't even understand the simplest concept of how the game is played, is leading my division at 4-2.

I'm 2-4.

So, obviously, there has been some kind of virus or bad code or something affecting the game results.

The only thing that makes sense right now is Swerb leading his division, which only makes a little bit of sense when you consider that he had no choice but to spend 87% of his cap on Barry Bonds and surround him with a bunch of Kevin Bass/Rich Aurelia type players. Terry Fucking Mullholland is anchoring his staff for Christ sake.

This game is stupid

[peeker643]

Somebody needs to post screen shots of the nightly results or something. There's no way I can make proper fun of people at this pace.

At least not for their Strato results.

Right now FUDU is 5-1

Small sample size.

Al, who doesn't even understand the simplest concept of how the game is played, is leading my division at 4-2.

Small sample size.

I'm 2-4.

Makes perfect sense.

The only thing that makes sense right now is Swerb leading his division...

Small sample size.