Cleveland Indians & MLB

by **tastybrownies** » Sat Aug 06, 2011 12:30 am

You've got to be FUCKING kidding me, straight to center field, damn!

by **peeker643** » Sat Aug 06, 2011 12:30 am

Someone check Chris Perez's ball bearings.

by **Symbolic47** » Sat Aug 06, 2011 12:30 am

Son of a BITCH

by **Kingpin74** » Sat Aug 06, 2011 12:30 am

This bullpen is turning back into a pumpkin.

by **FortheWin** » Sat Aug 06, 2011 12:30 am

At least most of Texas Bullpen is used.

by **Erie Warrior** » Sat Aug 06, 2011 12:31 am

Lovely.

A swiss fucking watch Perez.

And I like fresh vegetables, dick.

by **skatingtripods** » Sat Aug 06, 2011 12:31 am

This has crippling loss written all over it now. Christ.

by **tastybrownies** » Sat Aug 06, 2011 12:31 am

Nelson Cruz, screw that guy.

by **jta1975** » Sat Aug 06, 2011 12:31 am

skatingtripods wrote:I have no idea how you guys can drink High Life with any regularity.

You have to wait until your nuts drop....

by **Am I Here Again?** » Sat Aug 06, 2011 12:31 am

Crap. Well Detroit won in KC in extra innings. Hope we get our chance.

by **Dellucci TailGator** » Sat Aug 06, 2011 12:31 am

I hate this ballpark so much. Bad pitch, but that thing doesn't get out in most ballparks.

by **OldDawg** » Sat Aug 06, 2011 12:31 am

andrew6586 wrote:
Cerebral_DownTime wrote:
OldDawg wrote:My AC went down today. I am a little edgy.

Did you try hitting it with a hammer?

You should also try swearing a lot.

You see, I went out to nail in a loose piece of trim on my house, and my neighbor was mowing his yard while drinking piss beer. Meanwhile, some jerk drives by and honks his horn at my wife, yelling something about her perfect rack. Now I'm pissed. So I walk around the house towards the road. The drunk neighbor is also distracted by the honking motorist and veers into my yard and mows over my toe. At which point I do swear a lot and begin to swing my hammer wildly, downing my AC. My wife, who while wearing velvet, found it too hot to come back inside, so she left with the honking motorist. And I am stuck with the drunken mower.

by **Adverb Harry** » Sat Aug 06, 2011 12:31 am

What. The. Hell. Just. Happened.

by **skatingtripods** » Sat Aug 06, 2011 12:31 am

jta1975 wrote:
skatingtripods wrote:I have no idea how you guys can drink High Life with any regularity.

You have to wait until your nuts drop....index.php?mode=quote&f=3&p=443872&rb_v=posting#

Cute. Thanks for that.

by **FortheWin** » Sat Aug 06, 2011 12:32 am

Lets win it here!!

So we have raffy, sipp, and hermann in the bullpen and texas has oliver, feliz, and Uehera in theres.

by **tastybrownies** » Sat Aug 06, 2011 12:32 am

Everyone should be heading to the dugout with game over, but NO, Dammit.

by **motherscratcher** » Sat Aug 06, 2011 12:32 am

peeker643 wrote:Someone check Chris Perez's ball bearings.

we're gonna need some gauze pads and 3in1 oil. Prestone

no

No, make that Quaker State.

by **Symbolic47** » Sat Aug 06, 2011 12:33 am

by **motherscratcher** » Sat Aug 06, 2011 12:33 am

FortheWin wrote:At least most of Texas Bullpen is used.

So is ours

by **Cerebral_DownTime** » Sat Aug 06, 2011 12:33 am

OldDawg wrote:
andrew6586 wrote:
Cerebral_DownTime wrote:
OldDawg wrote:My AC went down today. I am a little edgy.

Did you try hitting it with a hammer?

You should also try swearing a lot.

You see, I went out to nail in a loose piece of trim on my house, and my neighbor was mowing his yard while drinking piss beer. Meanwhile, some jerk drives by and honks his horn at my wife, yelling something about her perfect rack. Now I'm pissed. So I walk around the house towards the road. The drunk neighbor is also distracted by the honking motorist and veers into my yard and mows over my toe. At which point I do swear a lot and begin to swing my hammer wildly, downing my AC. My wife, who while wearing velvet, found it too hot to come back inside, so she left with the honking motorist. And I am stuck with the drunken mower.

lol. That's fuckin hilarious. Like something out of a Zucker Brothers movie.

by **tastybrownies** » Sat Aug 06, 2011 12:33 am

Ubaldo would have had the win too, just wow.

by **motherscratcher** » Sat Aug 06, 2011 12:34 am

Erie Warrior wrote:

And I like fresh ....... dick.

by **scrambler** » Sat Aug 06, 2011 12:34 am

that's a shame. 2 outs, none on, 2 run lead.

by **peeker643** » Sat Aug 06, 2011 12:35 am

motherscratcher wrote:
peeker643 wrote:Someone check Chris Perez's ball bearings.

we're gonna need some gauze pads and 3in1 oil. Prestone

no

No, make that Quaker State.

"Don't tell me my bidness boy. I'm getting a bird's eye view."

by **jta1975** » Sat Aug 06, 2011 12:35 am

motherscratcher wrote:
peeker643 wrote:Someone check Chris Perez's ball bearings.

we're gonna need some gauze pads and 3in1 oil. Prestone

no

No, make that Quaker State.

Skip all that just call the repairman...asap

by **OldDawg** » Sat Aug 06, 2011 12:35 am

Let's say the Tribe takes the lead. Any chance in Hades he sends out Perez for a second chance at a save. Would he get a blown save, then a save??

by **Dellucci TailGator** » Sat Aug 06, 2011 12:35 am

jta1975 wrote:
skatingtripods wrote:
peeker643 wrote:I dropped my 12oz Miller High Life bottle after cutting the grass. I can relate.

That's because you realized you were drinking piss.

No worse beer than that. Genny is like Tutankhamen Ale compared to the High Life.

One of the best, you must have an undeveloped palate.

Palate? High Life? It's one thing to drink cheap beer because it's cheap. It's another to claim it tastes good.

by **peeker643** » Sat Aug 06, 2011 12:36 am

motherscratcher wrote:
peeker643 wrote:Someone check Chris Perez's ball bearings.

we're gonna need some gauze pads and 3in1 oil. Prestone

no

No, make that Quaker State.

"Don't tell me my bidness boy. I'm getting a bird's eye view."

by **Cerebral_DownTime** » Sat Aug 06, 2011 12:36 am

look at those stupid Rangers fans behind home plate. Dumb redneck sister fucking ass wipes.

by **skatingtripods** » Sat Aug 06, 2011 12:36 am

OldDawg wrote:Let's say the Tribe takes the lead. Any chance in Hades he sends out Perez for a second chance at a save. Would he get a blown save, then a save??

He would get a win if he finished it off.

by **Am I Here Again?** » Sat Aug 06, 2011 12:36 am

tastybrownies wrote:Ubaldo would have had the win too, just wow.

Well at least he knows what he might be up against for the next 2+ years. :thud:

by **skatingtripods** » Sat Aug 06, 2011 12:37 am

The way this douche comes set and falls off the mound really makes me hope someone hits a liner off his face.

by **Symbolic47** » Sat Aug 06, 2011 12:37 am

anybody thinks we win this? I see yet another walk off loss.

by **skatingtripods** » Sat Aug 06, 2011 12:38 am

Barring a DP, Hafner should hit for Duncan next.

by **motherscratcher** » Sat Aug 06, 2011 12:38 am

OldDawg wrote:Let's say the Tribe takes the lead. Any chance in Hades he sends out Perez for a second chance at a save. Would he get a blown save, then a save??

You serious Clark?

He'd get the win, or as they call it in Philly, The Mitch Williams Special.

by **OldDawg** » Sat Aug 06, 2011 12:39 am

Lets have LaPorta steal

by **Symbolic47** » Sat Aug 06, 2011 12:39 am

These Ranger announcers are a bunch of cry babies.

by **FortheWin** » Sat Aug 06, 2011 12:40 am

OldDawg wrote:Lets have LaPorta steal

Steal what?
I know you aren't talking about a base

by **skatingtripods** » Sat Aug 06, 2011 12:40 am

Come on Hafner. Get it done buddy.

by **OldDawg** » Sat Aug 06, 2011 12:40 am

FortheWin wrote:
OldDawg wrote:Lets have LaPorta steal

Steal what?
I know you aren't talking about a base

Seems to be the logic these days

by **tastybrownies** » Sat Aug 06, 2011 12:41 am

Yeah, his set is really annoying.

by **jta1975** » Sat Aug 06, 2011 12:41 am

Dellucci TailGator wrote:
jta1975 wrote:
skatingtripods wrote:
peeker643 wrote:I dropped my 12oz Miller High Life bottle after cutting the grass. I can relate.

That's because you realized you were drinking piss.

No worse beer than that. Genny is like Tutankhamen Ale compared to the High Life.

One of the best, you must have an undeveloped palate.

Palate? High Life? It's one thing to drink cheap beer because it's cheap. It's another to claim it tastes good.

It's no Porter from Cornerstone but oh so refreshing....and good commercials too.

by **Cerebral_DownTime** » Sat Aug 06, 2011 12:42 am

This is worse than watching Andrew Dice Clay do stand up.

by **OldDawg** » Sat Aug 06, 2011 12:42 am

motherscratcher wrote:
OldDawg wrote:Let's say the Tribe takes the lead. Any chance in Hades he sends out Perez for a second chance at a save. Would he get a blown save, then a save??

You serious Clark?

He'd get the win, or as they call it in Philly, The Mitch Williams Special.

I was serious about would we send him out again.

by **Symbolic47** » Sat Aug 06, 2011 12:43 am

Im just gonna say this now. IF we lose tonight I will be pissed. This like yesterday, is a HUGE game. Especially with a damn 5 run lead.

by **Cerebral_DownTime** » Sat Aug 06, 2011 12:44 am

jta1975 wrote:
Dellucci TailGator wrote:
jta1975 wrote:
skatingtripods wrote:
peeker643 wrote:I dropped my 12oz Miller High Life bottle after cutting the grass. I can relate.

That's because you realized you were drinking piss.

No worse beer than that. Genny is like Tutankhamen Ale compared to the High Life.

One of the best, you must have an undeveloped palate.

Palate? High Life? It's one thing to drink cheap beer because it's cheap. It's another to claim it tastes good.

It's no Porter from Cornerstone but oh so refreshing....and good commercials too.

by **skatingtripods** » Sat Aug 06, 2011 12:44 am

Evidently, it really is a full off day for Hafner.

Sigh.

by **Symbolic47** » Sat Aug 06, 2011 12:44 am

Fucking Duncan? Really?

by **tastybrownies** » Sat Aug 06, 2011 12:44 am

Shit!

by **Symbolic47** » Sat Aug 06, 2011 12:45 am

And the loser promptly swings at the first pitch in the dirt.

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