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Re: Indians @ Rangers 8/5: Can You(baldo) feel the heat?

Unread postby tastybrownies » Fri Aug 05, 2011 11:30 pm

You've got to be FUCKING kidding me, straight to center field, damn!
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Unread postby peeker643 » Fri Aug 05, 2011 11:30 pm

Someone check Chris Perez's ball bearings.
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Unread postby Symbolic47 » Fri Aug 05, 2011 11:30 pm

Son of a BITCH
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Unread postby Kingpin74 » Fri Aug 05, 2011 11:30 pm

This bullpen is turning back into a pumpkin.
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Unread postby FortheWin » Fri Aug 05, 2011 11:30 pm

At least most of Texas Bullpen is used.
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Re: Indians @ Rangers 8/5: Can You(baldo) feel the heat?

Unread postby Erie Warrior » Fri Aug 05, 2011 11:31 pm

Lovely.

A swiss fucking watch Perez.

And I like fresh vegetables, dick.
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Unread postby skatingtripods » Fri Aug 05, 2011 11:31 pm

This has crippling loss written all over it now. Christ.
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Unread postby tastybrownies » Fri Aug 05, 2011 11:31 pm

Nelson Cruz, screw that guy.
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Unread postby jta1975 » Fri Aug 05, 2011 11:31 pm

skatingtripods wrote:I have no idea how you guys can drink High Life with any regularity.



You have to wait until your nuts drop....
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Unread postby Am I Here Again? » Fri Aug 05, 2011 11:31 pm

Crap. Well Detroit won in KC in extra innings. Hope we get our chance.
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Re: Indians @ Rangers 8/5: Can You(baldo) feel the heat?

Unread postby Dellucci TailGator » Fri Aug 05, 2011 11:31 pm

I hate this ballpark so much. Bad pitch, but that thing doesn't get out in most ballparks.
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Re: Indians @ Rangers 8/5: Can You(baldo) feel the heat?

Unread postby OldDawg » Fri Aug 05, 2011 11:31 pm

andrew6586 wrote:
Cerebral_DownTime wrote:
OldDawg wrote:My AC went down today. I am a little edgy.


Did you try hitting it with a hammer?

You should also try swearing a lot.


You see, I went out to nail in a loose piece of trim on my house, and my neighbor was mowing his yard while drinking piss beer. Meanwhile, some jerk drives by and honks his horn at my wife, yelling something about her perfect rack. Now I'm pissed. So I walk around the house towards the road. The drunk neighbor is also distracted by the honking motorist and veers into my yard and mows over my toe. At which point I do swear a lot and begin to swing my hammer wildly, downing my AC. My wife, who while wearing velvet, found it too hot to come back inside, so she left with the honking motorist. And I am stuck with the drunken mower.
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Unread postby Adverb Harry » Fri Aug 05, 2011 11:31 pm

What. The. Hell. Just. Happened.
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Re: Indians @ Rangers 8/5: Can You(baldo) feel the heat?

Unread postby skatingtripods » Fri Aug 05, 2011 11:31 pm

jta1975 wrote:
skatingtripods wrote:I have no idea how you guys can drink High Life with any regularity.



You have to wait until your nuts drop....index.php?mode=quote&f=3&p=443872&rb_v=posting#


Cute. Thanks for that.
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Re: Indians @ Rangers 8/5: Can You(baldo) feel the heat?

Unread postby FortheWin » Fri Aug 05, 2011 11:32 pm

Lets win it here!!

So we have raffy, sipp, and hermann in the bullpen and texas has oliver, feliz, and Uehera in theres.
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Re: Indians @ Rangers 8/5: Can You(baldo) feel the heat?

Unread postby tastybrownies » Fri Aug 05, 2011 11:32 pm

Everyone should be heading to the dugout with game over, but NO, Dammit.
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Re: Indians @ Rangers 8/5: Can You(baldo) feel the heat?

Unread postby motherscratcher » Fri Aug 05, 2011 11:32 pm

peeker643 wrote:Someone check Chris Perez's ball bearings.


we're gonna need some gauze pads and 3in1 oil. Prestone


no



No, make that Quaker State.
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Re: Indians @ Rangers 8/5: Can You(baldo) feel the heat?

Unread postby Symbolic47 » Fri Aug 05, 2011 11:33 pm

Booo
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Re: Indians @ Rangers 8/5: Can You(baldo) feel the heat?

Unread postby motherscratcher » Fri Aug 05, 2011 11:33 pm

FortheWin wrote:At least most of Texas Bullpen is used.


So is ours
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Re: Indians @ Rangers 8/5: Can You(baldo) feel the heat?

Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Fri Aug 05, 2011 11:33 pm

OldDawg wrote:
andrew6586 wrote:
Cerebral_DownTime wrote:
OldDawg wrote:My AC went down today. I am a little edgy.


Did you try hitting it with a hammer?

You should also try swearing a lot.


You see, I went out to nail in a loose piece of trim on my house, and my neighbor was mowing his yard while drinking piss beer. Meanwhile, some jerk drives by and honks his horn at my wife, yelling something about her perfect rack. Now I'm pissed. So I walk around the house towards the road. The drunk neighbor is also distracted by the honking motorist and veers into my yard and mows over my toe. At which point I do swear a lot and begin to swing my hammer wildly, downing my AC. My wife, who while wearing velvet, found it too hot to come back inside, so she left with the honking motorist. And I am stuck with the drunken mower.


lol. That's fuckin hilarious. Like something out of a Zucker Brothers movie.
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Re: Indians @ Rangers 8/5: Can You(baldo) feel the heat?

Unread postby tastybrownies » Fri Aug 05, 2011 11:33 pm

Ubaldo would have had the win too, just wow.
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Unread postby motherscratcher » Fri Aug 05, 2011 11:34 pm

Erie Warrior wrote:

And I like fresh ....... dick.
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Re: Indians @ Rangers 8/5: Can You(baldo) feel the heat?

Unread postby scrambler » Fri Aug 05, 2011 11:34 pm

that's a shame. 2 outs, none on, 2 run lead.
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Re: Indians @ Rangers 8/5: Can You(baldo) feel the heat?

Unread postby peeker643 » Fri Aug 05, 2011 11:35 pm

motherscratcher wrote:
peeker643 wrote:Someone check Chris Perez's ball bearings.


we're gonna need some gauze pads and 3in1 oil. Prestone


no



No, make that Quaker State.


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Re: Indians @ Rangers 8/5: Can You(baldo) feel the heat?

Unread postby jta1975 » Fri Aug 05, 2011 11:35 pm

motherscratcher wrote:
peeker643 wrote:Someone check Chris Perez's ball bearings.


we're gonna need some gauze pads and 3in1 oil. Prestone


no



No, make that Quaker State.



Skip all that just call the repairman...asap
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Re: Indians @ Rangers 8/5: Can You(baldo) feel the heat?

Unread postby OldDawg » Fri Aug 05, 2011 11:35 pm

Let's say the Tribe takes the lead. Any chance in Hades he sends out Perez for a second chance at a save. Would he get a blown save, then a save??
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Re: Indians @ Rangers 8/5: Can You(baldo) feel the heat?

Unread postby Dellucci TailGator » Fri Aug 05, 2011 11:35 pm

jta1975 wrote:
skatingtripods wrote:
peeker643 wrote:I dropped my 12oz Miller High Life bottle after cutting the grass. I can relate.


That's because you realized you were drinking piss.

No worse beer than that. Genny is like Tutankhamen Ale compared to the High Life.


One of the best, you must have an undeveloped palate.


Palate? High Life? It's one thing to drink cheap beer because it's cheap. It's another to claim it tastes good.
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Re: Indians @ Rangers 8/5: Can You(baldo) feel the heat?

Unread postby peeker643 » Fri Aug 05, 2011 11:36 pm

motherscratcher wrote:
peeker643 wrote:Someone check Chris Perez's ball bearings.


we're gonna need some gauze pads and 3in1 oil. Prestone


no



No, make that Quaker State.


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Re: Indians @ Rangers 8/5: Can You(baldo) feel the heat?

Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Fri Aug 05, 2011 11:36 pm

look at those stupid Rangers fans behind home plate. Dumb redneck sister fucking ass wipes.
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Re: Indians @ Rangers 8/5: Can You(baldo) feel the heat?

Unread postby skatingtripods » Fri Aug 05, 2011 11:36 pm

OldDawg wrote:Let's say the Tribe takes the lead. Any chance in Hades he sends out Perez for a second chance at a save. Would he get a blown save, then a save??


He would get a win if he finished it off.
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Unread postby Am I Here Again? » Fri Aug 05, 2011 11:36 pm

tastybrownies wrote:Ubaldo would have had the win too, just wow.

Well at least he knows what he might be up against for the next 2+ years. :thud:
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Re: Indians @ Rangers 8/5: Can You(baldo) feel the heat?

Unread postby skatingtripods » Fri Aug 05, 2011 11:37 pm

The way this douche comes set and falls off the mound really makes me hope someone hits a liner off his face.
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Re: Indians @ Rangers 8/5: Can You(baldo) feel the heat?

Unread postby Symbolic47 » Fri Aug 05, 2011 11:37 pm

anybody thinks we win this? I see yet another walk off loss.
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Unread postby skatingtripods » Fri Aug 05, 2011 11:38 pm

Barring a DP, Hafner should hit for Duncan next.
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Re: Indians @ Rangers 8/5: Can You(baldo) feel the heat?

Unread postby motherscratcher » Fri Aug 05, 2011 11:38 pm

OldDawg wrote:Let's say the Tribe takes the lead. Any chance in Hades he sends out Perez for a second chance at a save. Would he get a blown save, then a save??


You serious Clark?

He'd get the win, or as they call it in Philly, The Mitch Williams Special.
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Unread postby OldDawg » Fri Aug 05, 2011 11:39 pm

Lets have LaPorta steal
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Unread postby Symbolic47 » Fri Aug 05, 2011 11:39 pm

These Ranger announcers are a bunch of cry babies.
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Re: Indians @ Rangers 8/5: Can You(baldo) feel the heat?

Unread postby FortheWin » Fri Aug 05, 2011 11:40 pm

OldDawg wrote:Lets have LaPorta steal


Steal what?
I know you aren't talking about a base
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Unread postby skatingtripods » Fri Aug 05, 2011 11:40 pm

Come on Hafner. Get it done buddy.
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Re: Indians @ Rangers 8/5: Can You(baldo) feel the heat?

Unread postby OldDawg » Fri Aug 05, 2011 11:40 pm

FortheWin wrote:
OldDawg wrote:Lets have LaPorta steal


Steal what?
I know you aren't talking about a base

Seems to be the logic these days
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Unread postby tastybrownies » Fri Aug 05, 2011 11:41 pm

Yeah, his set is really annoying.
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Unread postby jta1975 » Fri Aug 05, 2011 11:41 pm

Dellucci TailGator wrote:
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skatingtripods wrote:
peeker643 wrote:I dropped my 12oz Miller High Life bottle after cutting the grass. I can relate.


That's because you realized you were drinking piss.

No worse beer than that. Genny is like Tutankhamen Ale compared to the High Life.


One of the best, you must have an undeveloped palate.


Palate? High Life? It's one thing to drink cheap beer because it's cheap. It's another to claim it tastes good.



It's no Porter from Cornerstone but oh so refreshing....and good commercials too.
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Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Fri Aug 05, 2011 11:42 pm

This is worse than watching Andrew Dice Clay do stand up.
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Re: Indians @ Rangers 8/5: Can You(baldo) feel the heat?

Unread postby OldDawg » Fri Aug 05, 2011 11:42 pm

motherscratcher wrote:
OldDawg wrote:Let's say the Tribe takes the lead. Any chance in Hades he sends out Perez for a second chance at a save. Would he get a blown save, then a save??


You serious Clark?

He'd get the win, or as they call it in Philly, The Mitch Williams Special.


I was serious about would we send him out again.
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Re: Indians @ Rangers 8/5: Can You(baldo) feel the heat?

Unread postby Symbolic47 » Fri Aug 05, 2011 11:43 pm

Im just gonna say this now. IF we lose tonight I will be pissed. This like yesterday, is a HUGE game. Especially with a damn 5 run lead.
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Re: Indians @ Rangers 8/5: Can You(baldo) feel the heat?

Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Fri Aug 05, 2011 11:44 pm

jta1975 wrote:
Dellucci TailGator wrote:
jta1975 wrote:
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peeker643 wrote:I dropped my 12oz Miller High Life bottle after cutting the grass. I can relate.


That's because you realized you were drinking piss.

No worse beer than that. Genny is like Tutankhamen Ale compared to the High Life.


One of the best, you must have an undeveloped palate.


Palate? High Life? It's one thing to drink cheap beer because it's cheap. It's another to claim it tastes good.



It's no Porter from Cornerstone but oh so refreshing....and good commercials too.



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Unread postby skatingtripods » Fri Aug 05, 2011 11:44 pm

Evidently, it really is a full off day for Hafner.

Sigh.
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Unread postby Symbolic47 » Fri Aug 05, 2011 11:44 pm

Fucking Duncan? Really?
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Unread postby tastybrownies » Fri Aug 05, 2011 11:44 pm

Shit!
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Unread postby Symbolic47 » Fri Aug 05, 2011 11:45 pm

And the loser promptly swings at the first pitch in the dirt.
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