Indians @ Rangers 8/5: Can You(baldo) feel the heat?

[andrew6586]

The Tigers won. Fuck Detroit and Fuck Kansas City.

[Erie Warrior]

That's because you realized you were drinking piss.

Better recognize.

I also cut the grass today.

[Cerebral_DownTime]

Vinnie Pestano, THEE Bullpen Mafia.

That's very racially insensitive.

[OldDawg]

I don't know this for a fact, but it seems to me that the Indians pitchers are having an impossible time gripping the ball with the hot, humid air. Pestano's erratic, Jimenez was really erratic. It's definitely a different animal gripping a baseball down there. Another reason why offense is so inflated. Lots of mistakes from pitchers in hot, humid climates from not having a feel for the ball.

I dropped my 12oz Miller High Life bottle after cutting the grass. I can relate.

You cut the grass on a Friday night?

Um, there's like 20 of us sitting in our homes watching a game IN AUGUST on a Friday night. Now is not the time to judge.

You are assuming any of us have lives? Heck, we are on here every freaking night!

[peeker643]

I don't know this for a fact, but it seems to me that the Indians pitchers are having an impossible time gripping the ball with the hot, humid air. Pestano's erratic, Jimenez was really erratic. It's definitely a different animal gripping a baseball down there. Another reason why offense is so inflated. Lots of mistakes from pitchers in hot, humid climates from not having a feel for the ball.

I dropped my 12oz Miller High Life bottle after cutting the grass. I can relate.

You cut the grass on a Friday night?

I cut the grass when it grows high enough to cut. Unlike where you live there aren't a bunch of cattle and goats to graze it down to size.

I saw a 6 point at the mailbox across the street an hour and a half ago eating flowers. Perfect rack, in velvet. I laid on the horn (I was going to get the kids ice cream) and it looked at me like, "Go fuck yourself dude. I've heard car horns before."

[motherscratcher]

I'd feel better if we just scored 5 more runs

[andrew6586]

H8ter.

You didn't need the '8' there. An 'a' would have done fine. Or you go 'H8R'.

Hip$ter.

Did you have to ask Danielle for the proper shorthand of hater or did you know it?

If so, that makes you the Hip$ter.

SMH. Or whatever. I still don't know what that means.

Shake my head. It's called urbandictionary.com

[jta1975]

I dropped my 12oz Miller High Life bottle after cutting the grass. I can relate.

That's because you realized you were drinking piss.

No worse beer than that. Genny is like Tutankhamen Ale compared to the High Life.

One of the best, you must have an undeveloped palate.

[skatingtripods]

It's called urbandictionary.com

I only use urbandictionary to look up vulgar things. I don't care about dumbass acronyms.

YMMV.

[OldDawg]

I don't know this for a fact, but it seems to me that the Indians pitchers are having an impossible time gripping the ball with the hot, humid air. Pestano's erratic, Jimenez was really erratic. It's definitely a different animal gripping a baseball down there. Another reason why offense is so inflated. Lots of mistakes from pitchers in hot, humid climates from not having a feel for the ball.

I dropped my 12oz Miller High Life bottle after cutting the grass. I can relate.

You cut the grass on a Friday night?

I cut the grass when it grows high enough to cut. Unlike where you live there aren't a bunch of cattle and goats to graze it down to size.

I saw a 6 point at the mailbox across the street an hour and a half ago eating flowers. Perfect rack, in velvet. I laid on the horn (I was going to get the kids ice cream) and it looked at me like, "Go fuck yourself dude. I've heard car horns before."

Your neighbor's got a perfect rack? Dang, I hope your wife doesn't know you're checking her out.

[Cerebral_DownTime]

Perfect rack, in velvet. I laid on the horn ."

Must.... resist...... urge.....

[peeker643]

H8ter.

You didn't need the '8' there. An 'a' would have done fine. Or you go 'H8R'.

Hip$ter.

Did you have to ask Danielle for the proper shorthand of hater or did you know it?

If so, that makes you the Hip$ter.

SMH. Or whatever. I still don't know what that means.

Pffft... Danielle is upstairs biting her nails over this game. I know my textographic shorthand.

SMH is 'Shaking my head'.

Duh.

[andrew6586]

Perfect rack, in velvet. I laid on the horn ."

Must.... resist...... urge.....

I thought this exact same thing.

[Erie Warrior]

How about SMB?

[skatingtripods]

SMH is 'Shaking my head'.

As in when you're finished at the urinal? Where more than two shakes is considered playing with it?

[OldDawg]

I don't know this for a fact, but it seems to me that the Indians pitchers are having an impossible time gripping the ball with the hot, humid air. Pestano's erratic, Jimenez was really erratic. It's definitely a different animal gripping a baseball down there. Another reason why offense is so inflated. Lots of mistakes from pitchers in hot, humid climates from not having a feel for the ball.

I dropped my 12oz Miller High Life bottle after cutting the grass. I can relate.

You cut the grass on a Friday night?

I cut the grass when it grows high enough to cut. Unlike where you live there aren't a bunch of cattle and goats to graze it down to size.

I saw a 6 point at the mailbox across the street an hour and a half ago eating flowers. Perfect rack, in velvet. I laid on the horn (I was going to get the kids ice cream) and it looked at me like, "Go fuck yourself dude. I've heard car horns before."

Your neighbor's got a perfect rack? Dang, I hope your wife doesn't know you're checking her out.

Although I am not aware of your point rating system. And don't you think it is a little warm for her to be wearing velvet. And of course she's heard horns before, she's got a perfect rack, she's always getting honked at.

[peeker643]

That's because you realized you were drinking piss.

Better recognize.

I also cut the grass today.

Miller High Life is perfect if it's ice-cold and you've just cut the grass. I have a fridge with 3 kinds of GLBs in there but High Life gets the call in weather like this.

Love that stuff.

[Cerebral_DownTime]

How about SMB?

Suck my balls?

[andrew6586]

How about SMB?

Suck my balls. I haven't a clue what SMB means, I just thought you should suck my balls.

[Erie Warrior]

Where more than two shakes is considered playing with it?

Yet still not inappropriate.

[peeker643]

I don't know this for a fact, but it seems to me that the Indians pitchers are having an impossible time gripping the ball with the hot, humid air. Pestano's erratic, Jimenez was really erratic. It's definitely a different animal gripping a baseball down there. Another reason why offense is so inflated. Lots of mistakes from pitchers in hot, humid climates from not having a feel for the ball.

I dropped my 12oz Miller High Life bottle after cutting the grass. I can relate.

You cut the grass on a Friday night?

I cut the grass when it grows high enough to cut. Unlike where you live there aren't a bunch of cattle and goats to graze it down to size.

I saw a 6 point at the mailbox across the street an hour and a half ago eating flowers. Perfect rack, in velvet. I laid on the horn (I was going to get the kids ice cream) and it looked at me like, "Go fuck yourself dude. I've heard car horns before."

Your neighbor's got a perfect rack? Dang, I hope your wife doesn't know you're checking her out.

Although I am not aware of your point rating system. And don't you think it is a little warm for her to be wearing velvet. And of course she's heard horns before, she's got a perfect rack, she's always getting honked at.

Et tu, OD?

SMH

[Erie Warrior]

How about SMB?

Suck my balls?

I'm apparently not as clever as I thought.

[OldDawg]

I don't know this for a fact, but it seems to me that the Indians pitchers are having an impossible time gripping the ball with the hot, humid air. Pestano's erratic, Jimenez was really erratic. It's definitely a different animal gripping a baseball down there. Another reason why offense is so inflated. Lots of mistakes from pitchers in hot, humid climates from not having a feel for the ball.

I dropped my 12oz Miller High Life bottle after cutting the grass. I can relate.

You cut the grass on a Friday night?

I cut the grass when it grows high enough to cut. Unlike where you live there aren't a bunch of cattle and goats to graze it down to size.

I saw a 6 point at the mailbox across the street an hour and a half ago eating flowers. Perfect rack, in velvet. I laid on the horn (I was going to get the kids ice cream) and it looked at me like, "Go fuck yourself dude. I've heard car horns before."

Your neighbor's got a perfect rack? Dang, I hope your wife doesn't know you're checking her out.

Although I am not aware of your point rating system. And don't you think it is a little warm for her to be wearing velvet. And of course she's heard horns before, she's got a perfect rack, she's always getting honked at.

Et tu, OD?

SMH

My AC went down today. I am a little edgy.

[Symbolic47]

These Texas announcers suck.

[Cerebral_DownTime]

My AC went down today. I am a little edgy.

Did you try hitting it with a hammer?

[FortheWin]

Lets go Rage

[andrew6586]

Crank it Jerry. Here comes some RAGE!

[Symbolic47]

At least I dont have to listen to announcers calling our guys Matt Laporter and Carlos Santaner anymore.

[OldDawg]

My AC went down today. I am a little edgy.

Did you try hitting it with a hammer?

Yeah. Right before it went down.

[andrew6586]

My AC went down today. I am a little edgy.

Did you try hitting it with a hammer?

You should also try swearing a lot.

[FortheWin]

So Off topic but did you know it costs 50 bucks to park in the parking lot of Dallas Stadium?

[Cerebral_DownTime]

My AC went down today. I am a little edgy.

Did you try hitting it with a hammer?

You should also try swearing a lot.

Proper formula for an home repair.

1. Hit it with hammer.

2. Swear and flail your arms

3. Call a repairman.

[Kingpin74]

Miller High Life is perfect if it's ice-cold and you've just cut the grass. I have a fridge with 3 kinds of GLBs in there but High Life gets the call in weather like this.

Love that stuff.

The Fall Camo Cans are also fantastic.

[Crooked River]

Always key to get that 1st guy

[Erie Warrior]

So Off topic but did you know it costs 50 bucks to park in the parking lot of Dallas Stadium?

Also off topic, the platypus produces milk, but lacks nipples.

[skatingtripods]

I have no idea how you guys can drink High Life with any regularity.

[Crooked River]

And it helps to get the next guy as well

[andrew6586]

My AC went down today. I am a little edgy.

Did you try hitting it with a hammer?

You should also try swearing a lot.

Proper formula for an home repair.

1. Hit it with hammer.

2. Swear and flail your arms

3. Call a repairman.

Actually ,calling a repairman is 4th. 3rd is verbally berate the kids/wife for breaking it by constantly changing the temperature.

[Erie Warrior]

I have no idea how you guys can drink High Life with any regularity.

Because I'm a goddamned sexual tyrannosaurus

[andrew6586]

So Off topic but did you know it costs 50 bucks to park in the parking lot of Dallas Stadium?

Also off topic, the platypus produces milk, but lacks nipples.

That's not milk...

[peeker643]

My AC went down today. I am a little edgy.

Did you try hitting it with a hammer?

Probably the Svetzer Valve.

Maybe the ball bearings though.

It's all ball bearings these days.

[skatingtripods]

Because I'm a goddamned sexual tyrannosaurus

So, your sex life is extinct? Explains all the gardening you do. Subconscious need to fertilize something.

[bac5665]

So Off topic but did you know it costs 50 bucks to park in the parking lot of Dallas Stadium?

Also off topic, the platypus produces milk, but lacks nipples.

And it lays eggs. And is venomous.

[FortheWin]

Lets go Perez! Just one more out!

[andrew6586]

Are you fucking serious

[FortheWin]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[skatingtripods]

Fuck sakes.

[shamwow imitator]

Fan-fucking-tastic

[Cerebral_DownTime]

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[motherscratcher]

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