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Re: Indians @ Rangers 8/5: Can You(baldo) feel the heat?

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Unread postby Erie Warrior » Fri Aug 05, 2011 11:11 pm

skatingtripods wrote:That's because you realized you were drinking piss.


Better recognize.

I also cut the grass today.
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Re: Indians @ Rangers 8/5: Can You(baldo) feel the heat?

Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Fri Aug 05, 2011 11:11 pm

Crooked River wrote:Vinnie Pestano, THEE Bullpen Mafia.


That's very racially insensitive.
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Re: Indians @ Rangers 8/5: Can You(baldo) feel the heat?

Unread postby OldDawg » Fri Aug 05, 2011 11:11 pm

andrew6586 wrote:
Cerebral_DownTime wrote:
peeker643 wrote:
skatingtripods wrote:I don't know this for a fact, but it seems to me that the Indians pitchers are having an impossible time gripping the ball with the hot, humid air. Pestano's erratic, Jimenez was really erratic. It's definitely a different animal gripping a baseball down there. Another reason why offense is so inflated. Lots of mistakes from pitchers in hot, humid climates from not having a feel for the ball.


I dropped my 12oz Miller High Life bottle after cutting the grass. I can relate.


You cut the grass on a Friday night?

Um, there's like 20 of us sitting in our homes watching a game IN AUGUST on a Friday night. Now is not the time to judge.

You are assuming any of us have lives? Heck, we are on here every freaking night!
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Re: Indians @ Rangers 8/5: Can You(baldo) feel the heat?

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Cerebral_DownTime wrote:
peeker643 wrote:
skatingtripods wrote:I don't know this for a fact, but it seems to me that the Indians pitchers are having an impossible time gripping the ball with the hot, humid air. Pestano's erratic, Jimenez was really erratic. It's definitely a different animal gripping a baseball down there. Another reason why offense is so inflated. Lots of mistakes from pitchers in hot, humid climates from not having a feel for the ball.


I dropped my 12oz Miller High Life bottle after cutting the grass. I can relate.


You cut the grass on a Friday night?


I cut the grass when it grows high enough to cut. Unlike where you live there aren't a bunch of cattle and goats to graze it down to size.

I saw a 6 point at the mailbox across the street an hour and a half ago eating flowers. Perfect rack, in velvet. I laid on the horn (I was going to get the kids ice cream) and it looked at me like, "Go fuck yourself dude. I've heard car horns before."
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Re: Indians @ Rangers 8/5: Can You(baldo) feel the heat?

Unread postby motherscratcher » Fri Aug 05, 2011 11:13 pm

I'd feel better if we just scored 5 more runs
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Re: Indians @ Rangers 8/5: Can You(baldo) feel the heat?

Unread postby andrew6586 » Fri Aug 05, 2011 11:13 pm

skatingtripods wrote:
peeker643 wrote:
Cerebral_DownTime wrote:H8ter.

You didn't need the '8' there. An 'a' would have done fine. Or you go 'H8R'.

Hip$ter.


Did you have to ask Danielle for the proper shorthand of hater or did you know it?

If so, that makes you the Hip$ter.

SMH. Or whatever. I still don't know what that means.

Shake my head. It's called urbandictionary.com
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Re: Indians @ Rangers 8/5: Can You(baldo) feel the heat?

Unread postby jta1975 » Fri Aug 05, 2011 11:14 pm

skatingtripods wrote:
peeker643 wrote:I dropped my 12oz Miller High Life bottle after cutting the grass. I can relate.


That's because you realized you were drinking piss.

No worse beer than that. Genny is like Tutankhamen Ale compared to the High Life.


One of the best, you must have an undeveloped palate.
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Re: Indians @ Rangers 8/5: Can You(baldo) feel the heat?

Unread postby skatingtripods » Fri Aug 05, 2011 11:14 pm

andrew6586 wrote:It's called urbandictionary.com


I only use urbandictionary to look up vulgar things. I don't care about dumbass acronyms.

YMMV.
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Re: Indians @ Rangers 8/5: Can You(baldo) feel the heat?

Unread postby OldDawg » Fri Aug 05, 2011 11:14 pm

peeker643 wrote:
Cerebral_DownTime wrote:
peeker643 wrote:
skatingtripods wrote:I don't know this for a fact, but it seems to me that the Indians pitchers are having an impossible time gripping the ball with the hot, humid air. Pestano's erratic, Jimenez was really erratic. It's definitely a different animal gripping a baseball down there. Another reason why offense is so inflated. Lots of mistakes from pitchers in hot, humid climates from not having a feel for the ball.


I dropped my 12oz Miller High Life bottle after cutting the grass. I can relate.


You cut the grass on a Friday night?


I cut the grass when it grows high enough to cut. Unlike where you live there aren't a bunch of cattle and goats to graze it down to size.

I saw a 6 point at the mailbox across the street an hour and a half ago eating flowers. Perfect rack, in velvet. I laid on the horn (I was going to get the kids ice cream) and it looked at me like, "Go fuck yourself dude. I've heard car horns before."

Your neighbor's got a perfect rack? Dang, I hope your wife doesn't know you're checking her out.
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Re: Indians @ Rangers 8/5: Can You(baldo) feel the heat?

Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Fri Aug 05, 2011 11:15 pm

peeker643 wrote: Perfect rack, in velvet. I laid on the horn ."


Must.... resist...... urge.....
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Re: Indians @ Rangers 8/5: Can You(baldo) feel the heat?

Unread postby peeker643 » Fri Aug 05, 2011 11:15 pm

skatingtripods wrote:
peeker643 wrote:
Cerebral_DownTime wrote:H8ter.

You didn't need the '8' there. An 'a' would have done fine. Or you go 'H8R'.

Hip$ter.


Did you have to ask Danielle for the proper shorthand of hater or did you know it?

If so, that makes you the Hip$ter.

SMH. Or whatever. I still don't know what that means.


Pffft... Danielle is upstairs biting her nails over this game. I know my textographic shorthand.

SMH is 'Shaking my head'.

Duh.
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Re: Indians @ Rangers 8/5: Can You(baldo) feel the heat?

Unread postby andrew6586 » Fri Aug 05, 2011 11:16 pm

Cerebral_DownTime wrote:
peeker643 wrote: Perfect rack, in velvet. I laid on the horn ."


Must.... resist...... urge.....

I thought this exact same thing.
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Re: Indians @ Rangers 8/5: Can You(baldo) feel the heat?

Unread postby Erie Warrior » Fri Aug 05, 2011 11:16 pm

How about SMB?
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Re: Indians @ Rangers 8/5: Can You(baldo) feel the heat?

Unread postby skatingtripods » Fri Aug 05, 2011 11:17 pm

peeker643 wrote:SMH is 'Shaking my head'.


As in when you're finished at the urinal? Where more than two shakes is considered playing with it?
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Re: Indians @ Rangers 8/5: Can You(baldo) feel the heat?

Unread postby OldDawg » Fri Aug 05, 2011 11:17 pm

OldDawg wrote:
peeker643 wrote:
Cerebral_DownTime wrote:
peeker643 wrote:
skatingtripods wrote:I don't know this for a fact, but it seems to me that the Indians pitchers are having an impossible time gripping the ball with the hot, humid air. Pestano's erratic, Jimenez was really erratic. It's definitely a different animal gripping a baseball down there. Another reason why offense is so inflated. Lots of mistakes from pitchers in hot, humid climates from not having a feel for the ball.


I dropped my 12oz Miller High Life bottle after cutting the grass. I can relate.


You cut the grass on a Friday night?


I cut the grass when it grows high enough to cut. Unlike where you live there aren't a bunch of cattle and goats to graze it down to size.

I saw a 6 point at the mailbox across the street an hour and a half ago eating flowers. Perfect rack, in velvet. I laid on the horn (I was going to get the kids ice cream) and it looked at me like, "Go fuck yourself dude. I've heard car horns before."

Your neighbor's got a perfect rack? Dang, I hope your wife doesn't know you're checking her out.


Although I am not aware of your point rating system. And don't you think it is a little warm for her to be wearing velvet. And of course she's heard horns before, she's got a perfect rack, she's always getting honked at.
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Re: Indians @ Rangers 8/5: Can You(baldo) feel the heat?

Unread postby peeker643 » Fri Aug 05, 2011 11:17 pm

Erie Warrior wrote:
skatingtripods wrote:That's because you realized you were drinking piss.


Better recognize.

I also cut the grass today.


Miller High Life is perfect if it's ice-cold and you've just cut the grass. I have a fridge with 3 kinds of GLBs in there but High Life gets the call in weather like this.

Love that stuff.
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Re: Indians @ Rangers 8/5: Can You(baldo) feel the heat?

Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Fri Aug 05, 2011 11:17 pm

Erie Warrior wrote:How about SMB?



Suck my balls?
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Re: Indians @ Rangers 8/5: Can You(baldo) feel the heat?

Unread postby andrew6586 » Fri Aug 05, 2011 11:17 pm

Erie Warrior wrote:How about SMB?

Suck my balls. I haven't a clue what SMB means, I just thought you should suck my balls.
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Re: Indians @ Rangers 8/5: Can You(baldo) feel the heat?

Unread postby Erie Warrior » Fri Aug 05, 2011 11:18 pm

skatingtripods wrote: Where more than two shakes is considered playing with it?


Yet still not inappropriate.
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Re: Indians @ Rangers 8/5: Can You(baldo) feel the heat?

Unread postby peeker643 » Fri Aug 05, 2011 11:19 pm

OldDawg wrote:
OldDawg wrote:
peeker643 wrote:
Cerebral_DownTime wrote:
peeker643 wrote:
skatingtripods wrote:I don't know this for a fact, but it seems to me that the Indians pitchers are having an impossible time gripping the ball with the hot, humid air. Pestano's erratic, Jimenez was really erratic. It's definitely a different animal gripping a baseball down there. Another reason why offense is so inflated. Lots of mistakes from pitchers in hot, humid climates from not having a feel for the ball.


I dropped my 12oz Miller High Life bottle after cutting the grass. I can relate.


You cut the grass on a Friday night?


I cut the grass when it grows high enough to cut. Unlike where you live there aren't a bunch of cattle and goats to graze it down to size.

I saw a 6 point at the mailbox across the street an hour and a half ago eating flowers. Perfect rack, in velvet. I laid on the horn (I was going to get the kids ice cream) and it looked at me like, "Go fuck yourself dude. I've heard car horns before."

Your neighbor's got a perfect rack? Dang, I hope your wife doesn't know you're checking her out.


Although I am not aware of your point rating system. And don't you think it is a little warm for her to be wearing velvet. And of course she's heard horns before, she's got a perfect rack, she's always getting honked at.


Et tu, OD?

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Re: Indians @ Rangers 8/5: Can You(baldo) feel the heat?

Unread postby Erie Warrior » Fri Aug 05, 2011 11:19 pm

Cerebral_DownTime wrote:
Erie Warrior wrote:How about SMB?



Suck my balls?


I'm apparently not as clever as I thought.
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Re: Indians @ Rangers 8/5: Can You(baldo) feel the heat?

Unread postby OldDawg » Fri Aug 05, 2011 11:21 pm

peeker643 wrote:
OldDawg wrote:
OldDawg wrote:
peeker643 wrote:
Cerebral_DownTime wrote:
peeker643 wrote:
skatingtripods wrote:I don't know this for a fact, but it seems to me that the Indians pitchers are having an impossible time gripping the ball with the hot, humid air. Pestano's erratic, Jimenez was really erratic. It's definitely a different animal gripping a baseball down there. Another reason why offense is so inflated. Lots of mistakes from pitchers in hot, humid climates from not having a feel for the ball.


I dropped my 12oz Miller High Life bottle after cutting the grass. I can relate.


You cut the grass on a Friday night?


I cut the grass when it grows high enough to cut. Unlike where you live there aren't a bunch of cattle and goats to graze it down to size.

I saw a 6 point at the mailbox across the street an hour and a half ago eating flowers. Perfect rack, in velvet. I laid on the horn (I was going to get the kids ice cream) and it looked at me like, "Go fuck yourself dude. I've heard car horns before."

Your neighbor's got a perfect rack? Dang, I hope your wife doesn't know you're checking her out.


Although I am not aware of your point rating system. And don't you think it is a little warm for her to be wearing velvet. And of course she's heard horns before, she's got a perfect rack, she's always getting honked at.


Et tu, OD?

SMH

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Re: Indians @ Rangers 8/5: Can You(baldo) feel the heat?

Unread postby Symbolic47 » Fri Aug 05, 2011 11:21 pm

These Texas announcers suck.
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Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Fri Aug 05, 2011 11:23 pm

OldDawg wrote:My AC went down today. I am a little edgy.


Did you try hitting it with a hammer?
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Unread postby FortheWin » Fri Aug 05, 2011 11:23 pm

Lets go Rage
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Crank it Jerry. Here comes some RAGE!
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Unread postby Symbolic47 » Fri Aug 05, 2011 11:23 pm

At least I dont have to listen to announcers calling our guys Matt Laporter and Carlos Santaner anymore.
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Re: Indians @ Rangers 8/5: Can You(baldo) feel the heat?

Unread postby OldDawg » Fri Aug 05, 2011 11:23 pm

Cerebral_DownTime wrote:
OldDawg wrote:My AC went down today. I am a little edgy.


Did you try hitting it with a hammer?


Yeah. Right before it went down.
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Unread postby andrew6586 » Fri Aug 05, 2011 11:23 pm

Cerebral_DownTime wrote:
OldDawg wrote:My AC went down today. I am a little edgy.


Did you try hitting it with a hammer?

You should also try swearing a lot.
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Unread postby FortheWin » Fri Aug 05, 2011 11:24 pm

So Off topic but did you know it costs 50 bucks to park in the parking lot of Dallas Stadium?
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Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Fri Aug 05, 2011 11:25 pm

andrew6586 wrote:
Cerebral_DownTime wrote:
OldDawg wrote:My AC went down today. I am a little edgy.


Did you try hitting it with a hammer?

You should also try swearing a lot.


Proper formula for an home repair.

1. Hit it with hammer.

2. Swear and flail your arms

3. Call a repairman.
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Unread postby Kingpin74 » Fri Aug 05, 2011 11:26 pm

Miller High Life is perfect if it's ice-cold and you've just cut the grass. I have a fridge with 3 kinds of GLBs in there but High Life gets the call in weather like this.

Love that stuff.


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Unread postby Crooked River » Fri Aug 05, 2011 11:26 pm

Always key to get that 1st guy
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Unread postby Erie Warrior » Fri Aug 05, 2011 11:26 pm

FortheWin wrote:So Off topic but did you know it costs 50 bucks to park in the parking lot of Dallas Stadium?


Also off topic, the platypus produces milk, but lacks nipples.
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Unread postby skatingtripods » Fri Aug 05, 2011 11:26 pm

I have no idea how you guys can drink High Life with any regularity.
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Unread postby Crooked River » Fri Aug 05, 2011 11:27 pm

And it helps to get the next guy as well
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Re: Indians @ Rangers 8/5: Can You(baldo) feel the heat?

Unread postby andrew6586 » Fri Aug 05, 2011 11:27 pm

Cerebral_DownTime wrote:
andrew6586 wrote:
Cerebral_DownTime wrote:
OldDawg wrote:My AC went down today. I am a little edgy.


Did you try hitting it with a hammer?

You should also try swearing a lot.


Proper formula for an home repair.

1. Hit it with hammer.

2. Swear and flail your arms

3. Call a repairman.

Actually ,calling a repairman is 4th. 3rd is verbally berate the kids/wife for breaking it by constantly changing the temperature.
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Unread postby Erie Warrior » Fri Aug 05, 2011 11:28 pm

skatingtripods wrote:I have no idea how you guys can drink High Life with any regularity.


Because I'm a goddamned sexual tyrannosaurus
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Erie Warrior wrote:
FortheWin wrote:So Off topic but did you know it costs 50 bucks to park in the parking lot of Dallas Stadium?


Also off topic, the platypus produces milk, but lacks nipples.

That's not milk...
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Re: Indians @ Rangers 8/5: Can You(baldo) feel the heat?

Unread postby peeker643 » Fri Aug 05, 2011 11:28 pm

Cerebral_DownTime wrote:
OldDawg wrote:My AC went down today. I am a little edgy.


Did you try hitting it with a hammer?


Probably the Svetzer Valve.

Maybe the ball bearings though.

It's all ball bearings these days.
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Re: Indians @ Rangers 8/5: Can You(baldo) feel the heat?

Unread postby skatingtripods » Fri Aug 05, 2011 11:29 pm

Erie Warrior wrote:Because I'm a goddamned sexual tyrannosaurus


So, your sex life is extinct? Explains all the gardening you do. Subconscious need to fertilize something.
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Re: Indians @ Rangers 8/5: Can You(baldo) feel the heat?

Unread postby bac5665 » Fri Aug 05, 2011 11:29 pm

Erie Warrior wrote:
FortheWin wrote:So Off topic but did you know it costs 50 bucks to park in the parking lot of Dallas Stadium?


Also off topic, the platypus produces milk, but lacks nipples.


And it lays eggs. And is venomous.
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Re: Indians @ Rangers 8/5: Can You(baldo) feel the heat?

Unread postby FortheWin » Fri Aug 05, 2011 11:29 pm

Lets go Perez! Just one more out!
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Re: Indians @ Rangers 8/5: Can You(baldo) feel the heat?

Unread postby andrew6586 » Fri Aug 05, 2011 11:29 pm

Are you fucking serious
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Re: Indians @ Rangers 8/5: Can You(baldo) feel the heat?

Unread postby FortheWin » Fri Aug 05, 2011 11:30 pm

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Indians @ Rangers 8/5: Can You(baldo) feel the heat?

Unread postby skatingtripods » Fri Aug 05, 2011 11:30 pm

Fuck sakes.
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Re: Indians @ Rangers 8/5: Can You(baldo) feel the heat?

Unread postby shamwow imitator » Fri Aug 05, 2011 11:30 pm

Fan-fucking-tastic :gah:
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Re: Indians @ Rangers 8/5: Can You(baldo) feel the heat?

Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Fri Aug 05, 2011 11:30 pm

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Indians @ Rangers 8/5: Can You(baldo) feel the heat?

Unread postby motherscratcher » Fri Aug 05, 2011 11:30 pm

fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck
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