Mitch Talbot Hate Mail

[skatingtripods]

As posted by Joe Smith on Twitter. Talbot got this from a Yankee fan in response to hitting A-Rod.



Awesome.

[FortheWin]

Can you tell me what that says?

[motherscratcher]

That rules

[Symbolic47]

Who writes in cursive? Cant even read that shit. Well I can, but it makes my brain hurt trying to decipher it. Regardless, this guy needs to get a life.

[andrew6586]

I want to find out where this guy lives and throw a ball at him. I would be more upset with Carmona. At least his was intentional.

[Adverb Harry]

If that had been pasted together with cut-outs from magazines, I wouldn't have been surprised.

Wonder if he also wrote a letter to A-Roid praising him for his acting performance in that game.

[StewieG]

Translation:

Hey Talbot,

Any idiot can win a ballgame, by hurting a player on a team he's pitching against.

Too bad, that the American League, has the D.H. rule, cause I'd love to see you and that spic, who hit Mark Tiexiera in the back, come to the plate to hit.

I know, that the balls thrown at the Yankees best hitters, is done to put them out of action. However, it didn't work. The Yankees still kicked ass

Also, tell the interpreter for Fausto Carmona, to tell Carmona, to learn English.

A die hard Yankee fan!
xxx(whatever his name is)

I left all spelling/grammatical errors and ethnic slurs in there, because they're funny. I especially like the part where he wants Fausto's interpreter to tell Fausto to learn English. That was actually really funny.

The dude just doesn't know the proper use of a comma.

[cozmeesah]

Joe Smiff said their name was Dorris, but I believe the name is Darin. That's not a woman's handwriting.

Pride of NY right there.

[Dnthateonthepronk]

He is a classless skankees fan, are we really surprised?

[Dellucci TailGator]

Needs more commas.

[bookelly]

Who actually writes mail anyway? Twitter is much more efficient. Dude, that's so 1994.

/Guy actually spent time writing that down, putting it in an envelope, stamping and mailing it. That's a fan.

[RedDawg53]

As posted by Joe Smith on Twitter. Talbot got this from a Yankee fan in response to hitting A-Rod.



Awesome.

I thought cursive writing was dead, except for one's own name. That guy doesn't understand the game of baseball as most Yankee "fans" don't anyhow. A die hard fan? Yeah, please die and die hard by the hands of Bruce Willis.

Was there a return address? Would be nice if he was dumb enough to include it.

[redneckofsc]

Spic?

Seriously?

Anyone got a guess how old this douche is?

[Symbolic47]

It funny because they are plenty of Latinos on the Yankees. Dude hates his own team lol.

[Lokais]

When I worked at Oxford University Press, we used to get letters from prisoners talking about our English language text books. They were always nice, but the writing style and handwriting really remind me of those letters. Dude's probably an ex-con.

[WiscTribeFan]

Translation:

Hey Talbot,

Any idiot can win a ballgame, by hurting a player on a team he's pitching against.

Too bad, that the American League, has the D.H. rule, cause I'd love to see you and that spic, who hit Mark Tiexiera in the back, come to the plate to hit.

I know, that the balls thrown at the Yankees best hitters, is done to put them out of action. However, it didn't work. The Yankees still kicked ass

Also, tell the interpreter for Fausto Carmona, to tell Carmona, to learn English.

A die hard Yankee fan!
xxx(whatever his name is)

I left all spelling/grammatical errors and ethnic slurs in there, because they're funny. I especially like the part where he wants Fausto's interpreter to tell Fausto to learn English. That was actually really funny.

The dude just doesn't know the proper use of a comma.

Actually your brain corrected one of them for you, the 'too bad, that the..."

[StewieG]

Actually your brain corrected one of them for you, the 'too bad, that the..."

Well crap. You know the saying "I couldn't be as dumb as you if I tried"? Well...I can't be as dumb as that guy.