Awkward Glance

[peeker643]

Mother, I feel terrible for your wife. There's obviously something wrong with the synapses firing in your head, but it makes me laugh.

The breakdown of the old 'Leave Early/Steal a Run' play from high school was great.

I bet your wife is probably at or getting to the 'Rolling her eyes' stage whenever you say pretty much anything around the house. Because I doubt much of it serious or, for that matter, relevant to the actual conversation. But keep submitting columns because it makes my Mondays better.

And you know e0y2e3 reads it and likes it too. I don't care how he tries to dissuade you

He reads it, shakes his head and smiles.

[motherscratcher]

Thanks dude. I was actually at the game with FUDU. It was one of the craziest plays either of us had ever seen. Although I'm sure it's happened I honestly can't remember ever seeing a MLB team attempt the double steal 2nd and home before. It was nutty.

And yeah, my wife reached the roll her eyes point long ago.

Funny thing about e0y, it wasn't until be busted my balls on twitter when I tweeted something about Strat that I figured out that he was Elasyk. Afterwords, I didn't know how I had missed it the whole time.

[Cerebral_DownTime]

Yeah I dig your stuff, man. But you're still a tremendous slouch.