Cleveland Indians & MLB

by **e0y2e3** » Mon May 16, 2011 10:27 pm

motherscratcher wrote:I would eat a grinder (preferably chicken cordon bleu)

I AM a gamer (you paying attention Andrew?)

If you were eating a Grinder you would be in New England, hence violating my 150 mile restraining order and I ain't about to let that happen.

by **e0y2e3** » Mon May 16, 2011 10:28 pm

Hmmm, I wondered why that hadn't been as annoying.

I figured SD and JB not running 200 back and forths at each other was the cause, but no... it's organic.

by **T_N_T** » Mon May 16, 2011 10:29 pm

Need a grand salami from Pronk here

by **skatingtripods** » Mon May 16, 2011 10:31 pm

Nice play Melky. That was ugly.

by **Dnthateonthepronk** » Mon May 16, 2011 10:32 pm

I Fucking hate Pronk....HE NEVER GETS CLUTCH HITS...... :lmfao:

by **skatingtripods** » Mon May 16, 2011 10:32 pm

Take Hafner out. He was ginger on that foot that time around the sacks.

by **andrew6586** » Mon May 16, 2011 10:33 pm

Dellucci TailGator wrote:
e0y2e3 wrote:What is the measurable difference between a "gamer" and "grinder" redneck?

Andrew would blow a gamer. He would not blow a grinder.

Correct.

by **Dnthateonthepronk** » Mon May 16, 2011 10:35 pm

by **googleeph2** » Mon May 16, 2011 10:35 pm

Toronto now up on Det by 3 late.

by **Dnthateonthepronk** » Mon May 16, 2011 10:36 pm

googleeph2 wrote:Toronto now up on Det by 3 late.

by **andrew6586** » Mon May 16, 2011 10:36 pm

motherscratcher wrote:I would eat a grinder (preferably chicken cordon bleu)

I AM a gamer (you paying attention Andrew?)

Point taken. I should learn to spell.

by **skatingtripods** » Mon May 16, 2011 10:36 pm

Finding more holes than Ron Jeremy.

by **Dnthateonthepronk** » Mon May 16, 2011 10:37 pm

motherscratcher wrote:I would eat a grinder (preferably chicken cordon bleu)

I AM a gamer (you paying attention Andrew?)

I would blow a gamer for a grinder

by **googleeph2** » Mon May 16, 2011 10:37 pm

Poor Royals thought they were going to get Davies throwing 5 innings and giving up his expected 5 runs.

by **motherscratcher** » Mon May 16, 2011 10:37 pm

Not only this, but we are ruining they pen for the series. They may even need to call someone up to start tomorrow.

by **skatingtripods** » Mon May 16, 2011 10:37 pm

Holy shit did he tee off.

A 10 spot!

by **Erie Warrior** » Mon May 16, 2011 10:38 pm

Wow, the roof falls in at Kauffman Stadium.

by **Dnthateonthepronk** » Mon May 16, 2011 10:38 pm

BRANTLEY

by **motherscratcher** » Mon May 16, 2011 10:38 pm

Alright, I might blow Brantley too.

by **DrPoove** » Mon May 16, 2011 10:38 pm

I heart Wahoo Baseball.

by **bookelly** » Mon May 16, 2011 10:38 pm

Wow.

The only better than everybody hits is everybody scores a run. In one inning.

by **T_N_T** » Mon May 16, 2011 10:39 pm

Michael Brantly FTW

by **Dnthateonthepronk** » Mon May 16, 2011 10:40 pm

motherscratcher wrote:Alright, I might blow Brantley too.

There might be a line now

by **skatingtripods** » Mon May 16, 2011 10:40 pm

Only guy without a hit that inning: Shin-Soo Choo

by **bookelly** » Mon May 16, 2011 10:41 pm

skatingtripods wrote:Only guy without a hit that inning: Shin-Soo Choo

Carlos walked twice.

by **skatingtripods** » Mon May 16, 2011 10:43 pm

bookelly wrote:
skatingtripods wrote:Only guy without a hit that inning: Shin-Soo Choo

Carlos walked twice.

Walked once. But, yes, you're correct. Good catch.

9 runs with two outs.

by **googleeph2** » Mon May 16, 2011 10:44 pm

S'okay Tomlin- your job right now is to throw strikes, period.

by **peeker643** » Mon May 16, 2011 10:45 pm

skatingtripods wrote:
T_N_T wrote:
skatingtripods wrote:
motherscratcher wrote:
andrew6586 wrote:
Dellucci TailGator wrote:
andrew6586 wrote:I would blow Michael Brantly.

And then things got weird.

The guy gets clutch hit after clutch hit. He's a gamer.

Yup

Still weird

Especially considering I can't find a Michael Brantly anywhere on Google. Wanting to blow imaginary people is a definite psychological issue.

Thats because you are spelling his name wrong

Brantley

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/players/8575

http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/index.ph ... y-arrived/

Sigh. Read the original post.

TNT has zero sense of sarcasm if you're following along at home.

Just butchered Mother's and your pot.

Very quick to correct perceived shortcomings though. Must be a school teacher or a wife. :hide:

by **andrew6586** » Mon May 16, 2011 10:45 pm

motherscratcher wrote:Alright, I might blow Brantley too.

The club is accepting new members.

by **T_N_T** » Mon May 16, 2011 10:47 pm

motherscratcher wrote:Alright, I might blow Brantley too.

You could do worse

by **statmasta** » Mon May 16, 2011 10:54 pm

Michael Brantley.....

yeah, he's really good. So glad we didn't choose Taylor Green as the PTBNL, and I'm glad Milwaukee didn't make Mat Gamel available as a PTBNL candidate. Brantley = stud. Those guys = massive busts.

by **skatingtripods** » Mon May 16, 2011 10:54 pm

12 hits to 2,000, Orlando might do it on the next homestand, maybe against Boston.

by **bookelly** » Mon May 16, 2011 10:55 pm

We've officially entered "Pitcher's Nightmare" territory.

by **googleeph2** » Mon May 16, 2011 10:56 pm

Honny homered for Det. One on, one out, Det still down 2 in bottom of 9th.

by **bookelly** » Mon May 16, 2011 10:57 pm

Thank God that's over for that poor kid. I'd prolly go to my locker and cry.

by **Dnthateonthepronk** » Mon May 16, 2011 10:58 pm

statmasta wrote:Michael Brantley.....

yeah, he's really good. So glad we didn't choose Taylor Green as the PTBNL, and I'm glad Milwaukee didn't make Mat Gamel available as a PTBNL candidate. Brantley = stud. Those guys = massive busts.

I remember they were going hard after Gamel and Alcides Escobar to get them in a deal before settling on the PTBNL as the second major piece of the deal

by **googleeph2** » Mon May 16, 2011 10:58 pm

bookelly wrote:We've officially entered "Pitcher's Nightmare" territory.

Yeah, and even if they want a pitcher to take one for the team, they're throwing too many pitches for that. Mazzaro threw 78 in 2 1/3.

by **skatingtripods** » Mon May 16, 2011 10:59 pm

This is fun. We needed one of these big time.

by **Dnthateonthepronk** » Mon May 16, 2011 11:00 pm

If Laporta can ever cut out those terrible god awful swings at balls 8 ft high he is going to be pretty good

by **statmasta** » Mon May 16, 2011 11:00 pm

Dnthateonthepronk wrote:
statmasta wrote:Michael Brantley.....

yeah, he's really good. So glad we didn't choose Taylor Green as the PTBNL, and I'm glad Milwaukee didn't make Mat Gamel available as a PTBNL candidate. Brantley = stud. Those guys = massive busts.

I remember they were going hard after Gamel and Alcides Escobar to get them in a deal before settling on the PTBNL as the second major piece of the deal

Yeah, sometimes it's great that you don't get what you want.

by **Erie Warrior** » Mon May 16, 2011 11:00 pm

This is an absolute ass whoopin'. Painful to listen to.

by **bookelly** » Mon May 16, 2011 11:01 pm

The guy I'm matched up with in my roto league is gonna be really pissed off at the Royals.

by **googleeph2** » Mon May 16, 2011 11:02 pm

Detroit lost

by **skatingtripods** » Mon May 16, 2011 11:03 pm

Our 6-8 hitters: 9-for-11, 8 RBI, 7 R scored. Three hits a piece.

by **googleeph2** » Mon May 16, 2011 11:04 pm

Erie Warrior wrote:This is an absolute ass whoopin'. Painful to listen to.

Maybe it's more humane to start breaking the will of some of these teams.

:dingle:

by **Dnthateonthepronk** » Mon May 16, 2011 11:05 pm

googleeph2 wrote:Detroit lost

4.5 game lead :nanner:

by **bookelly** » Mon May 16, 2011 11:06 pm

Tomlins gonna give up some runs here because he's going to throw nothing but strikes. That's ok though. Let's get it over with.

by **googleeph2** » Mon May 16, 2011 11:06 pm

skatingtripods wrote:Our 6-8 hitters: 9-for-11, 8 RBI, 7 R scored. Three hits a piece.

WOW. Tomlin may need yet another inning before he can start his third trip through the Royals batting order...

by **redneckofsc** » Mon May 16, 2011 11:09 pm

e0y2e3 wrote:What is the measurable difference between a "gamer" and "grinder" redneck?

Gamers have talent. Grinders are no talent, slow, flat footed over achievers that get by through hard work and tongue the manager's balls.

A grinder is basically the fat girl, that just has to try harder.

by **skatingtripods** » Mon May 16, 2011 11:10 pm

I only get 9 of the 18 since I don't have a Baseball-Reference account, but the last time a pitcher allowed 14 or more ER in an appearance of these 9 was 1947.

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