Cleveland Indians & MLB

by **Rat_Tail** » Sat Apr 30, 2011 6:15 pm

Lost my keys at the game last night. I'm thinking they fell out after Santana's walk-off becuase I was going crazy.

The people at Progressive Field said no keys were turned in to them and they wouldn't let me check.

If you're going to the game tonight look in the bleachers, section 182 row K. They would be in that area.

by **Rat_Tail** » Sat Apr 30, 2011 6:18 pm

Oh yeah, it's a silver toyota key, 2 small gold keys, and an automatic remote thing with the word galaxy on it.

by **andrew6586** » Sat Apr 30, 2011 6:22 pm

I'm sitting in the bleachers tonight. I'll keep a lookout

by **The Brook** » Sat Apr 30, 2011 6:43 pm

Rat_Tail wrote:Oh yeah, it's a silver toyota key, 2 small gold keys, and an automatic remote thing with the word galaxy on it.

License plate # please??

That sucks man, I hate losing stuff, but especially keys.

by **British_Pharaoh** » Sat Apr 30, 2011 6:46 pm

Rat_Tail wrote:Lost my keys at the game last night. I'm thinking they fell out after Santana's walk-off becuase I was going crazy.

The people at Progressive Field said no keys were turned in to them and they wouldn't let me check.

If you're going to the game tonight look in the bleachers, section 182 row K. They would be in that area.

Sure, what's your address and times when you are at work so I can err drop them off

by **andrew6586** » Sat Apr 30, 2011 9:39 pm

Sorry man no dice. I didn't see anything.

by **peeker643** » Sat Apr 30, 2011 11:14 pm

This has library potential.

by **Cerebral_DownTime** » Sat Apr 30, 2011 11:20 pm

I always keep my keys in my pocket.

I hate people with wallet chains, they look so 1997.

by **peeker643** » Sat Apr 30, 2011 11:29 pm

I lost my lunch once at a Van Halen concert at the Coliseum. Wish I woulda had a place like this then.

Oh, and if you found it, sorry about your shoes.

by **Dellucci TailGator** » Sat Apr 30, 2011 11:36 pm

First person to find the keys gets a new car.

/new Indians promotion

by **Cerebral_DownTime** » Sat Apr 30, 2011 11:39 pm

You know there are dudes out there that pay women to vomit on them?

by **peeker643** » Sat Apr 30, 2011 11:42 pm

Cerebral_DownTime wrote:You know there are dudes out there that pay women to vomit on them?

I didn't get a dime CDT.

Not one thin dime.

by **Cerebral_DownTime** » Sat Apr 30, 2011 11:43 pm

peeker643 wrote:
Cerebral_DownTime wrote:You know there are dudes out there that pay women to vomit on them?

I didn't get a dime CDT.

Not one thin dime.

Get a new agent.

I too have been compelled to vomit when I hear Van Halen.

by **e0y2e3** » Sun May 01, 2011 4:12 pm

/headexplode

no way this is real. gawd doesn't like me that much.

by **FUDU** » Sun May 01, 2011 5:06 pm

What if rat_tail didn't lose his keys.

by **peeker643** » Sun May 01, 2011 5:28 pm

Probably a black dude that took 'em. :hide:

by **Erie Warrior** » Sun May 01, 2011 5:31 pm

A Toyota huh? No way you get those back, the street value on a Toyota is off the charts, they are a real status symbol.

I bet the black guy that took them is wearing them on a big gold chain around his neck. Bling and all.

by **motherscratcher** » Sun May 01, 2011 5:32 pm

peeker643 wrote:Probably a black dude that took 'em.

Probably. Those guys are always taking keys and trying to be quarterbacks and stuff.

by **JacksonDysonJackson** » Sun May 01, 2011 6:14 pm

Thread of the year

by **Rat_Tail** » Sun May 01, 2011 6:38 pm

How many black people actually go to baseball games anymore? I maybe see 3 or 4 per game.

I'm thinking it was the Detroit fan who kept yelling "eggroll" everytime Choo stepped up to the plate.

by **motherscratcher** » Sun May 01, 2011 6:46 pm

Rat_Tail wrote:I'm thinking it was the Detroit fan who kept yelling "eggroll" everytime Choo stepped up to the plate.

I don't even care about any racism there. I'm more offended that "eggroll" is neither clever nor funny.

by **FUDU** » Sun May 01, 2011 6:49 pm

It had to be black people, b/c I Googled "white people stole my keys" and got nothin.

by **Erie Warrior** » Sun May 01, 2011 7:16 pm

I attach my keys to my scrotum with an alligator clip. That way I know when they go missing.

by **motherscratcher** » Sun May 01, 2011 7:30 pm

Erie Warrior wrote:I attach my keys to my scrotum with an alligator clip. That way I know when they go missing.

The reason you can do that is a dearth of free nerve endings and Ruffini endings in the scrotum. Of course, if you're like me, your scrotum is chock full of Meissner and Krause corpuscles.

Then again, I've never attached an alligator clip. That just seems silly.

by **Erie Warrior** » Sun May 01, 2011 7:37 pm

I'm kind of an endorphin junkie, that's why I do it- for the rush.

Because Rat_Tail drives a Toyota, I figured he was too, so I thought my suggestion might help him in the future.

by **Love child of shawn kemp** » Mon May 02, 2011 12:32 am

Erie Warrior wrote:I bet the black guy that took them is wearing them on a big gold chain around his neck. Bling and all.

you don't even want to know what he did with the two small gold keys.

by **Larvell Blanks** » Mon May 02, 2011 9:19 am

Ashton Kutcher and Sean William Scott lost their car once. Hijincks ensued

by **pup** » Mon May 02, 2011 9:42 am

Is this it?

by **Kingpin74** » Mon May 02, 2011 12:30 pm

Lost my keys at the game last night. I'm thinking they fell out after Santana's walk-off becuase I was going crazy.

The people at Progressive Field said no keys were turned in to them and they wouldn't let me check.

If you're going to the game tonight look in the bleachers, section 182 row K. They would be in that area.

I left my sand wedge near the 14th green at the Lake Club in Youngstown yesterday, let me know if anyone finds it.

by **Madre Hill, Superstar** » Mon May 02, 2011 1:32 pm

There's a Crackwagon joke just waiting to be said I'm not sure if I'm the one to make it.

by **pup** » Mon May 02, 2011 3:40 pm

Kingpin74 wrote:
Lost my keys at the game last night. I'm thinking they fell out after Santana's walk-off becuase I was going crazy.

The people at Progressive Field said no keys were turned in to them and they wouldn't let me check.

If you're going to the game tonight look in the bleachers, section 182 row K. They would be in that area.

I left my sand wedge near the 14th green at the Lake Club in Youngstown yesterday, let me know if anyone finds it.

This one?

by **XUDawg** » Mon May 02, 2011 5:32 pm

Rat_Tail wrote:How many black people actually go to baseball games anymore? I maybe see 3 or 4 per game.

I'm thinking it was the Detroit fan who kept yelling "eggroll" everytime Choo stepped up to the plate.

That was me. I'm an Indians fan. And it was "eggwoah" not "eggroll". I can never get the pronunciation right.

:hide:

by **e0y2e3** » Mon May 02, 2011 7:06 pm

Larvell Blanks wrote:Ashton Kutcher and Sean William Scott lost their car once. Hijincks ensued

BTW: this is a fucking hell of a post

by **Rat_Tail** » Mon May 02, 2011 10:11 pm

Erie Warrior wrote:Because Rat_Tail drives a Toyota, I figured he was too, so I thought my suggestion might help him in the future.

Wait whats wrong with a Toyota? Gas mileage is pretty much the only thing I look for in a car. You drive an F150 or something?

by **Erie Warrior** » Mon May 02, 2011 10:23 pm

I talked to a guy who works security at the Jake, he said this guy has been hanging around downtown recently. He is now a person of interest in this case.

by **idoctribefan** » Tue May 03, 2011 1:03 am

found him.

by **Larvell Blanks** » Tue May 03, 2011 10:47 am

Rat_Tail wrote:
Erie Warrior wrote:Because Rat_Tail drives a Toyota, I figured he was too, so I thought my suggestion might help him in the future.

Wait whats wrong with a Toyota? Gas mileage is pretty much the only thing I look for in a car. You drive an F150 or something?

If gas mileage is the only thing you look for than grab this car...

Only $200 bucks but gets nearly 40MPG. Best part is no keys! The guy has a screwdriver he uses to start the car with. You won't have to worry about losing keys ever again, especially after a walkoff HR. I'm positive is easier to find someone around Progressive Field with a screwdriver than it is a spare set of keys. Although you may not get into Progressive Field carrying a screwdriver as they may consider that a weapon. You may have to hide it in the wheel well and hope no one else sees it, especially someone who also has a car that starts by means of a screwdriver and they lost theirs due to over celebrating. But I guess with the money you save on the purchase of the car as well as gas you can afford a dozen screwdrivers.

by **Erie Warrior** » Tue May 03, 2011 10:50 am

Larvell Blanks wrote: The guy has a screwdriver he uses to start the car with.

I would suggest attaching the screwdriver to your scrotum with an alligator clip.

by **Rat_Tail** » Tue May 03, 2011 2:13 pm

lol larvell my replacement key cost more than that car.

by jb » Wed May 04, 2011 2:04 pm

motherscratcher wrote:
Rat_Tail wrote:I'm thinking it was the Detroit fan who kept yelling "eggroll" everytime Choo stepped up to the plate.

I don't even care about any racism there. I'm more offended that "eggroll" is neither clever nor funny.

Correct.

Kimchee and dog references. Now that's both racist AND accurate.

by jb » Wed May 04, 2011 2:05 pm

I am a huge fan of the cargo shorts at games for just this reason.

And now an Asian dating site ad is coming up on the banner ads thanks to me adding to this thread.

I am drop dead serous.

by **Cerebral_DownTime** » Wed May 04, 2011 5:45 pm

jb wrote:I am a huge fan of the cargo shorts at games for just this reason.

And now an Asian dating site ad is coming up on the banner ads thanks to me adding to this thread.

I am drop dead serous.

I get the Ann Coulter Free banner.

by **Madre Hill, Superstar** » Wed May 04, 2011 5:50 pm

'find auto locksmiths'

by **Cerebral_DownTime** » Wed May 04, 2011 5:54 pm

Oh wow. Replacement Keys and Keyless Entry.

by jb » Thu May 05, 2011 9:45 am

Cerebral_DownTime wrote:
jb wrote:I am a huge fan of the cargo shorts at games for just this reason.

And now an Asian dating site ad is coming up on the banner ads thanks to me adding to this thread.

I am drop dead serous.

I get the Ann Coulter Free banner.

Just be like me and give up on the Glenn Beck forum errrrr NHB'd. Bitch won't show up.

by **Erie Warrior** » Thu May 05, 2011 12:19 pm

Erie Warrior wrote:A Toyota huh? No way you get those back, the street value on a Toyota is off the charts

And you guys thought I was being sarcastic.

http://autos.yahoo.com/news/the-10-most ... tml?page=2

You aint gettin' them junks back

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