According to the Elias Sports Bureau, Carmona is the first pitcher in 106 years to allow 10 or more runs in his first start of the season and no runs in his next start, with no relief appearance in between. Prior to Carmona, the last pitcher to do that was Dick Harley, of the 1905 Boston Beaneaters.
Lets hope we get to Haren early as he's scary good. Fausto's no slouch though.
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