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Dear Abby, I am SouthFLASports and I need a man in my life

Unread postby SouthFLASports » Thu Jul 29, 2010 2:30 pm

Thought you guys would get a kick out of this. I'll stop by from time to time and post some stuff as I continue to build up SouthFLASports.com. Don't worry, I'll only post the negative LeBron columns

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Unread postby noles1 » Thu Jul 29, 2010 3:45 pm

Playing here is the closest thing to heaven. Really, I mean it's amazing to be in a place where the fans truly cherish their football team and stick behind them win or lose. We players love them, too. I feel a sense of accomplishment playing here, we are a special breed of football players with a great opportunity." ~ tOSU LB Brian Rolle
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Unread postby e0y2e3 » Thu Jul 29, 2010 7:12 pm

Honestly Kid, Fuck Off.

Glad you are trying (like all of Florida) to parlay your big three into something for yourself (in this case hits to a shitty blog).

No one here wants to follow your stupid ass shit nor do we care.

You have LBJ, it'll give you and 1K other fucks from trailer parks all over South Florida the chance to start their own shitty blogs and become internet stars.... we get it. Now roll off your mom, take off that ugly ass bandana, get the chimichangas ready for dinner and take your blog and shove it up your ass.

You can keep the links that are sucking off LBJ as well ones that are railing on him w/in the trailer park.

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PS: The blog itself sucks ass to boot
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Unread postby Orenthal » Thu Jul 29, 2010 7:44 pm

I'll sign up. Seems like you have a deep insight into the inner workings of the Heat. I will be very interested in how this team functions with 3 superstar type players.

Very well written article, and seems on point.






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Unread postby waborat » Thu Jul 29, 2010 8:45 pm

e0y2e3 wrote:Now roll off your mom,




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Unread postby CharacterIV » Thu Jul 29, 2010 10:01 pm

There are times when I love it here.

I'll just say this... Pat Riley as a father figure/mentor?

Pat Riley as a guide to the art of winning, sure. One of LeBron's most logical reasons for The Decision. But from the general tone and implications of the article I'm getting the writer is casting Pat Riley more in the "moral compass" and "ethical foundation" aspects of the father figure/mentor role.

Pat Riley as moral compass or ethical foundation? Lemme know how that one turns out.
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Unread postby motherscratcher » Fri Jul 30, 2010 12:05 am

I love you guys.
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Unread postby Triple-S » Fri Jul 30, 2010 12:36 am

e0y2e3 wrote:Honestly Kid, Fuck Off.

Glad you are trying (like all of Florida) to parlay your big three into something for yourself (in this case hits to a shitty blog).

No one here wants to follow your stupid ass shit nor do we care.

You have LBJ, it'll give you and 1K other fucks from trailer parks all over South Florida the chance to start their own shitty blogs and become internet stars.... we get it. Now roll off your mom, take off that ugly ass bandana, get the chimichangas ready for dinner and take your blog and shove it up your ass.

You can keep the links that are sucking off LBJ as well ones that are railing on him w/in the trailer park.

Werd.

PS: The blog itself sucks ass to boot


Eeyore, theres times when I really disagree with your posting style. But, that was a work of art.

Also, may I add

fuck florida.
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Re: Dear Abby, My name is Lebron and I need a man in my life

Unread postby SouthFLASports » Fri Jul 30, 2010 10:05 am

Thanks for the support. The site should fully operable with a professional design (and not this blog crap) in the next few weeks.

Feel free to check out my next column, although it'll probably piss you off as Cavs fans. If you guys ever need a place to stay in Miami, e-mail me through SouthFLASports.com or message me on Twitter @ AbramsonPBP

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Unread postby Larvell Blanks » Fri Jul 30, 2010 10:30 am

SouthFLASports wrote:Thanks for the support. The site should fully operable with a professional design (and not this blog crap) in the next few weeks.

Feel free to check out my next column, although it'll probably piss you off as Cavs fans. If you guys ever need a place to stay in Miami, e-mail me through SouthFLASports.com or message me on Twitter @ AbramsonPBP

http://andrewabramson.blogspot.com/2010 ... n-and.html


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Re: Dear Abby, My name is Lebron and I need a man in my life

Unread postby Ziner » Fri Jul 30, 2010 10:31 am

SouthFLASports wrote:Thanks for the support.


ummm.....

SouthFLASports wrote: The site should fully operable with a professional design (and not this blog crap) in the next few weeks.

Feel free to check out my next column, although it'll probably piss you off as Cavs fans. If you guys ever need a place to stay in Miami, e-mail me through SouthFLASports.com or message me on Twitter @ AbramsonPBP

http://andrewabramson.blogspot.com/2010 ... n-and.html


I don't think you get it troll. No one gives a flying fuck about your blog explaining in fine detail how you plan to ride all three of their cocks for the next 6 years. I promise you no one is interested in your "insight". You are no better than Matt Bellamy. If we wanted Lebron news we would check out the non-stop knob slobbering on espn.
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Unread postby e0y2e3 » Fri Jul 30, 2010 12:36 pm

July 9th, in a trailer park right near the shitty-ass-wishes-it-were-Miami urban craphole that is West Palm Beach:

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Unread postby Ziner » Fri Jul 30, 2010 12:40 pm

Please tell me you took the time to make that.
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Unread postby e0y2e3 » Fri Jul 30, 2010 12:43 pm

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Unread postby Triple-S » Fri Jul 30, 2010 12:57 pm

e0y2e3 wrote:July 9th, in a trailer park right near the shitty-ass-wishes-it-were-Miami urban craphole that is West Palm Beach:

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Unread postby SouthFLASports » Fri Jul 30, 2010 1:13 pm

I love Cleveland, seriously. You guys are f'ing hilarious. How did you know I was into black balls?

Gotta make the trip up to Cleveland sometime, always wanted to see the Rock & Roll HOF.
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Unread postby e0y2e3 » Fri Jul 30, 2010 1:17 pm

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Unread postby SouthFLASports » Fri Jul 30, 2010 1:24 pm

Wow I didn't know the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame can be abbreviated to RORHOF. I guess you guys talk about it a lot. I have a lot to learn about Cleveland.

Anyone willing to put me up for a night or two if I visit while I'm still turning the site into a profitable venture?
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Unread postby e0y2e3 » Fri Jul 30, 2010 1:29 pm

SouthFLASports wrote:Image
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Unread postby Ziner » Fri Jul 30, 2010 1:37 pm

Thread of the year potential...

Separated at birth entry as well

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Unread postby Larvell Blanks » Fri Jul 30, 2010 1:51 pm

SouthFLASports wrote:Wow I didn't know the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame can be abbreviated to RORHOF. I guess you guys talk about it a lot. I have a lot to learn about Cleveland.

Anyone willing to put me up for a night or two if I visit while I'm still turning the site into a profitable venture?


You need to come up for a Browns game and hang out in the Muni Lot and tailgate before a game. Lots of good food and tons of liquor. Make sure you wear a LeBron James/Heat jersey too. Tailgaters love them some basketball attire. You should be safe. ;-) ;) :wink:
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Unread postby SouthFLASports » Fri Jul 30, 2010 4:50 pm

Cool, I'll see you at the Ravens game. I've always had a lot of respect for their style of play.

Any of you guys and girls are welcomed to come down for the Dolphins game. The Heat schedule isn't out yet, but hopefully we'll get a doubleheader.

Check out SouthFLASports.com next Tuesday when the NBA schedule is released. I'll have a detailed analysis.
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Unread postby Orenthal » Fri Jul 30, 2010 7:38 pm

^Will ya?
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Unread postby Triple-S » Mon Aug 02, 2010 3:47 pm

Was listening to some, "so bad, it's interesting" sports talk show out of Z88 this sunday, and apparently one of their buds called in from Ft. Myers on vacation, saying they went around and asked a ton of the locals how they felt about the Heat and such.

pretty much it was this "Dolphins season is starting soon, I'm more excited for that"

some kid in a heat jersey "We pretty much view LeBron as we did Shaq"

So, it's all but confirmed his legacy is now that of a second fiddle.
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Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Tue Aug 03, 2010 2:42 am

e0y2e3 wrote:Honestly Kid, Fuck Off.

Glad you are trying (like all of Florida) to parlay your big three into something for yourself (in this case hits to a shitty blog).

No one here wants to follow your stupid ass shit nor do we care.

You have LBJ, it'll give you and 1K other fucks from trailer parks all over South Florida the chance to start their own shitty blogs and become internet stars.... we get it. Now roll off your mom, take off that ugly ass bandana, get the chimichangas ready for dinner and take your blog and shove it up your ass.

You can keep the links that are sucking off LBJ as well ones that are railing on him w/in the trailer park.

Werd.

PS: The blog itself sucks ass to boot


2:30 in tthe morning adn this is some funny shit.

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Unread postby Nicastro13 » Tue Aug 03, 2010 9:22 am

Anyone have the article from ESPN? I'd like to see what all it says. I mean nothin for nothin I didn't even know they had guys serving bottle service at clubs. I'd be pissed too, if I'm dropping money like that for a table. I'd just like to see what espn made a big deal about.
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Unread postby StewieG » Tue Aug 03, 2010 9:35 am

Nicastro13 wrote:Anyone have the article from ESPN? I'd like to see what all it says. I mean nothin for nothin I didn't even know they had guys serving bottle service at clubs. I'd be pissed too, if I'm dropping money like that for a table. I'd just like to see what espn made a big deal about.


http://deadspin.com/5598719/read-espns-spiked-story-about-lebron-among-the-naked-ladies-in-vegas

There really isn't anything in the article that anyone would give a shit about, except for the fact that ESPN pulled it. If they would have left it alone, 95% of the country would have never even knew of its existence. It shows LeBron being a douche...which is surprising to nobody. ESPN sold their journalistic credibility for a non-story.
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Unread postby motherscratcher » Tue Aug 03, 2010 1:30 pm

ESPN had journalistic credibility?
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Unread postby jb » Thu Aug 05, 2010 1:34 pm

I haven't vbisited this board in weeks. But it reminds me of the old usenet alt. board for the Browns after the Betrayal.

The NBA is dying faster than I thought in C-town. I give the cavs no more than 3 seasons before the move.
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Unread postby Madre Hill, Superstar » Thu Aug 05, 2010 7:21 pm

jb wrote:The NBA is dying faster than I thought in C-town. I give the cavs no more than 3 seasons before the league shrinks to 12 teams.


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Unread postby e0y2e3 » Thu Aug 05, 2010 10:13 pm

Madre: where pretending like the league is actually different today then it was in 2004 happens!
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Unread postby Madre Hill, Superstar » Fri Aug 06, 2010 5:50 pm

Bostonian: Where ignoring the past three months happens!
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Unread postby Orenthal » Fri Aug 06, 2010 7:19 pm

Glad to see you drop by with the moving take again.
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Unread postby e0y2e3 » Fri Aug 06, 2010 9:34 pm

Madre Hill, Superstar wrote:Two big name FA's switched teams and another star sort of, maybe, demanded a trade.... WHY CAN'T THE NBA BE MORE LIKE THE NFL WHERE THE OWNERS HAVE ALL THE POWER AND PLAYERS LIKE ALBERT HAYNSWORTH ARE KEPT IN CHECK!!!!!!!!!!@!#$!@$!!!!@#$!!
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Unread postby Madre Hill, Superstar » Sat Aug 07, 2010 11:40 am

You're not seeing it. You don't want to see it. I'd explain further, but you're playing board asshole because, I don't know, all you ever got to your own super special sandbox was Tymaster and FIRE WEDGE NOW. So I'll just leave it with this, and be done with it.

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Unread postby e0y2e3 » Sat Aug 07, 2010 11:52 am

No, you're demonstrating Cleveland Fan disease. You know, the one where you get fucked over and it's everyone else's fault.

LBJ had every single right to leave our franchise, our roster is a debacle, our owner a loon w/ no plan, etc...

But just because LBJ put his team together via FA and wasn't drafted onto a team w/ stars ala Magic, Bird, or Duncan this is some huge deal.

Keep crying about the league and this being some new development, maybe some day you'll be smart enough to hit Google and check out all the stars that have moved via FA or trade in tNBA.

I'm sure you went apeshit when T-Mac and Grant Hill put together that dynasty in Orlando or when J-Kidd spent two off-seasons demanding to be traded to the Spurs to play w/ Duncan.
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Unread postby e0y2e3 » Sat Aug 07, 2010 11:55 am

Oh and just for good measure I'll add this for you:

FRANCHISE TAG!!@$!@#$! FRANCHISE TAG@#_(%$@_)#(@_#)$(_)(@#$!!!
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Unread postby FUDU » Sat Aug 07, 2010 1:48 pm

^ trying to pretend he didn't think the Cavs were favorite to get out of the EC with said roster.

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Unread postby e0y2e3 » Sat Aug 07, 2010 1:51 pm

^ is too stupid to understand the difference between long term roster health and a one year smorgasbord of old guys complementing the core of LBJ - Mo - JJ and Andy!
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Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Sat Aug 07, 2010 2:44 pm

I don't think e0y and FUDU like each other.
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Unread postby motherscratcher » Sat Aug 07, 2010 3:53 pm

Cerebral_DownTime wrote:I don't think e0y and FUDU like each other.


No, I think they just like make up sex.
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Re: Dear Abby, My name is Lebron and I need a man in my life

Unread postby RIBrownsFan » Sun Aug 08, 2010 3:20 pm

e0y2e3 wrote:No, you're demonstrating Cleveland Fan disease. You know, the one where you get fucked over and it's everyone else's fault.



Being from Cleveland, or Ohio, or just being a Cleveland fan for God knows whatever other reason has nothing to do with the whining dude. It's total horseshit to act like this is unique to Cleveland fans.

When "Johnny Demon" signed a free agent contract with the Yankees, after helping Boston win a world championship and having come to Boston as a free agent from Oakland, his ass was booed at Fenway and people bitched about him for months.

When Adam Vinatieri signed with the Colts as a free agent, after the Pats let him walk, and after winning two Super Bowls at the gun for the Patriots, his ass was booed at Gillette Stadium.

And worst of all was when A-Rod flirted with the Sox in '04 before signing as a free agent with the Yankees. The Pats were in the middle of an NFL record winning streak and all the people in Boston could do was bitch like jilted lovers for months that A-Rod had "betrayed them."

Is there still a lot of whining? Sure. But he acted like a total douchebag, and if people want to hate his guts, more power to them. But no more of this "they're whining because their Cleveland fans" horseshit. Any fucking fanbase would be acting the same way.
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Re: Dear Abby, My name is Lebron and I need a man in my life

Unread postby aoxo1 » Sun Aug 08, 2010 6:08 pm

A-rod signed with the Yankees as a free agent in 2004?
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Unread postby RIBrownsFan » Sun Aug 08, 2010 6:16 pm

aoxo1 wrote:A-rod signed with the Yankees as a free agent in 2004?


Whatever, he was traded to the Yankees after he had a trade to the Red Sox voided, and everyone in Boston acted like little bitches who he had "betrayed."

Happy?
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Unread postby RIBrownsFan » Sun Aug 08, 2010 6:19 pm

And it being a trade and him never having played for the Red Sox makes their months long bitchfest even stupider. Thanks for the catch.
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Unread postby SouthFLASports » Wed Aug 11, 2010 10:17 pm

Hey everyone, just got back from Medellin, Colombia and back to being as big of an attention whore as LeBron. Enjoy my latest creation: http://ilikebigburlyathletesinmycan.com
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Re: Dear Abby, My name is Lebron and I need a man in my life

Unread postby motherscratcher » Wed Aug 11, 2010 11:52 pm

That was deep, man. Where did you come up with such an interesting and original take?

It's as if you can peer straight into Lebron's soul.
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Re: Dear Abby, My name is Lebron and I need a man in my life

Unread postby Ziner » Wed Aug 11, 2010 11:59 pm

I hope e0y2e3 doesnt mind, why mess with this perfect ass ripping? Maybe this retard missed it the first time. Please read or re-read. No one gives a fuck about your articles or your blog. If people cared they would check it out on their own, your previous shit gave them everything they need.

e0y2e3 wrote:Honestly Kid, Fuck Off.

Glad you are trying (like all of Florida) to parlay your big three into something for yourself (in this case hits to a shitty blog).

No one here wants to follow your stupid ass shit nor do we care.

You have LBJ, it'll give you and 1K other fucks from trailer parks all over South Florida the chance to start their own shitty blogs and become internet stars.... we get it. Now roll off your mom, take off that ugly ass bandana, get the chimichangas ready for dinner and take your blog and shove it up your ass.

You can keep the links that are sucking off LBJ as well ones that are railing on him w/in the trailer park.

Werd.

PS: The blog itself sucks ass to boot
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Re: Dear Abby, My name is Lebron and I need a man in my life

Unread postby metalhead9x9 » Thu Aug 12, 2010 12:30 am

Cmon guys, go easy on him. He just got back from Colombia, who knows how much cocaine he has jammed up his colon.
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Unread postby OldDawg » Thu Aug 12, 2010 12:56 am

metalhead9x9 wrote:Cmon guys, go easy on him. He just got back from Colombia, who knows how much cocaine he has jammed up his colon.


That's after years of having it stretched out for him... "just for the cause." Grab that bar of soap and let LePunk stretch it out a little more for you.
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