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Mikhail Prokhorov's Response to "King LeBron"

Unread postby Bayou Tribe » Fri Jul 09, 2010 10:26 am

a buddy just emailed this to me, not sure where he got it from....


Heat. This is warn.

First you pay many rubles to Christov Bosh and countryman Dwade. Was OK. You give rubles to King as well? I will now crush you.

Glorious Nyets offered maximum rubles amount to King LeBron and get verbal commitment of "maybe." Black friend Jason-Z say Miami is nice place to live. I say Trenton is nice place to live. Almost nice as Moscow.

This is warn. I have crushed Knick with Billboard. You will surrender King LeBron to Nyets or I will execute following plan of action.

1. I make giant billboard to block sun in Miami. Not nice place anymore. Property value down. Will Smith make no more song about glory of Miami.

2. I buy Heat and trade King and comrade Bosh to Nyet. Prime Minister Stern will have to be terminate for this to be allow. I will crush Prime Minister Stern. Then move Heat to Novosibirsk to die in famine of cold Russian winter. You now have cheer for Magic.

3. I release my Boris Bear in center of Miami. You are no longer safe.

Make decide.
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Re: Mikhail Prokhorov's Response to "King LeBron"

Unread postby Lokais » Fri Jul 09, 2010 10:27 am

He got it from some 12 year old who typed it up.
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Re: Mikhail Prokhorov's Response to "King LeBron"

Unread postby Bayou Tribe » Fri Jul 09, 2010 10:31 am

Heeeeeeeyyyyyyyyy-oooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh
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Re: Mikhail Prokhorov's Response to "King LeBron"

Unread postby jb » Fri Jul 09, 2010 10:55 am

pb fan can post his own take, no?
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