Dear Lebron

[p.b. fan]

missed you in the playoffs. you o.k.?. my buddy says its hard now for you...should you be a Billion Dollar Baby or a local kid who saves his town. hope you stay.

[Triple-S]

'sall I got.

[p.b. fan]

Tripple S.. WHAT DA PROBLUM? Don't you like me? i like you. your writing always intrestin. i try to say what i think 'n i get nailed out-a-bounds evry time. but i don't get beat.

[CP]

Tripple S.. WHAT DA PROBLUM? Don't you like me? i like you. your writing always intrestin. i try to say what i think 'n i get nailed out-a-bounds evry time. but i don't get beat.

Can we have a SD vs PD showdown thread? Swerb guest referee, has to determine who actually won by deciphering the posts. Need to test Swerb's IQ and motor skills both before and after to gauge the effects.

[jack_tors]

[p.b. fan]

i like Tripp...he hits hard. our teams should emulate him and me...

[e0y2e3]

I personally look forward to your monthly computer access PB. Keep on writing. I do think you should stick w/ the Browns though.

[Triple-S]

i like Tripp...he hits hard. our teams should emulate him and me...

So the Tribe, Cavs and Browns would be illiterate and just focus on being complete and utter homers, with their sole focus on being angry at the steelers?

I don't think they'd draw very many fans

[Cerebral_DownTime]

Jennifer wrestled her friend playfully to the ground
infront of the snowcone stand and began licking at the
girls eyeballs, as if they were sugar cubes. Their
bodies convulsed and flailed with an almost seizure
like intensity. At times their pale limbs seeming to
shift back and forth from one torso to the other. A
crowd gathered almost immediately to watch these two
girls tie and untie their bodies like a pair of
pit-vipers. They were confused, or concerned, or
shocked, or aroused, or all of the above. But no-one
dared interfere with the performance. Jennifer's long
ashen hair hung down concealing the girls face like a
curtain around a hospital bed. No one had any idea
that the girls eyes were revolving under her ruby
tongue. "This is disgusting, it's pornography"
exclaimed a pasty slut white woman in a fur coat,
vanilla ice-cream smeared across her double chin like
a money shot. Counting a balding professor type in his
mid-forties, his left hand stuffed crassly down the
front of his pants "No, no, no. This is beautiful,
this is art."

[Triple-S]

CDT on the other hand, is an American Patriot.

[p.b. fan]

Tripp...my philosophy is "if you don't like Cleveland...leave" i'm fed up w/ national assholes dissin' my town. one of the greatest cities in the world. our teams represent us to the country [stupid but true] so i want our teams to kick ass. Cavs close, lebron should stay. Browns getting good., Tribe excellent organisation but stonewalled by MLB's insane money structure. LBJ could break the spell. he needs to man up for our area, and just win.

[motherscratcher]

Dude, you do realize that the "national assholes dissin'your town" don't actually live in Cleveland, right? So, if they don't like Cleveland they can't just...since they don't live here...You see your philosophy doesn't make much sense. At least in the narrow context to which it was applied here. Anyway.

It's not a bad philosophy overall, I guess.

Mine's "Don't catch anything penicillin can't cure."

[Shadow Scars]

I like peanut butter too. Hopefully Lebron got your letter before it's to late.

[p.b. fan]

it matters if it bleeds us of our talent and economy. it's perception. "Hot In Cleveland" and other stuff [like craigy ferguson talkin' us up] ,specially our teams[that's what this dumbd-down country cares about] can make or break us as a viable city. we are now a third-world city....i'm pissed.

[p.b. fan]

sorry to bother you's.....but i wonder-does anyone know if the rumors of untoward behavior by one of the cavs re Lebron are true. it could be a factor.

[Larvell Blanks]

What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

[jb]

I personally look forward to your monthly computer access PB. Keep on writing. I do think you should stick w/ the Browns though.

I, too, look forward to his access. But I disagree, I hope pb embraces his rennaisance men. Listen to ALL those voices equally.

[jb]

we are now a third-world city....i'm pissed.

What's that make Y-wown?

Or NeCa, PA?

[CP]

JB we live in the holy land, I don't know what you are talking about.