by papacass » Tue Feb 20, 2007 6:56 pm
Bill Simmons really has it in for LeBron. Maybe LeBron blew him off for a chit-chat. But I can't stand Bill Simmons anyway.
I have zero respect for Simmons as a sportswriter. Zero.
It's funny that he chastises the media for beign too buddy-buddy with LeBron. Nobody in the sports biz is a bigger celebrity brown-noser than Simmons. I love how he casually drops MJ references in his columns ("I was 30 feet away from MJ at a restaurant. Oh, you weren't there? Too bad!")
It was Simmons who basically guaranteed LeBron wouldn't sign his contract extension last summer. Now, he's acting like LeBron is a fast-fading shooting star that Cleveland is saddled with and that, a year from now, no other team in their right mind would want. Isn't that essentially what he's saying by scoffing at his work ethic?
Sounds to me like sour grapes from a Boston fan.
I am so sick of Simmons' bipolar Boston experiences, which he force-feeds us at least a couple times a month. I don't care how difficult it was to watch Peyton finally beat the Patriots. I don't care that he's so bitter he's actually rooting against the Celtics. I don't care that he thinks God himself personally touched Red Sox Nation on that October night in 2004. I. Don't. Give. A. Shit. When a Cleveland fan can whine to a nationwide legion of readers the way Simmons can, I might be more accepting.
Simmons is the worst kind of sports fan. He's arrogant and condescending when his teams are good, he's bitter and spiteful when his teams are bad. And he hates Cleveland because Cleveland fans have written him one too many pieces of hate mail.
So I don't expect Simmons to be writing anything positive about Cleveland any time soon. That includes LeBron. Now, of course, if LeBron were a Celtic or Clipper, he'd be rushing to LeBron's defense.
But since he plays in pitiful ol' Cleveland, he's just a good-for-nothing, coaching-hating, sandbagging, full-of-himself, ripe-for-a-fall, overhyped, overrated, one-time boy wonder who Simmons is desperately hoping ends up as a coked-out basketball version of Dwight Gooden by age 25 so he has more fodder for his comic-relief columns.
Simmons is a bastard, another in the army of Cleveland-haters in the national media. I can't even stand his stupid grinning face on the front page of ESPN.com.