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Procreation

Unread postby Erie Warrior » Thu Feb 02, 2012 2:53 pm

Regardless of what everyone will tell you, the actual process of child birth is repulsive. But the results are good. Already got him using his left hand.

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Re: Procreation

Unread postby motherscratcher » Thu Feb 02, 2012 3:05 pm

Awesome. Congratulations. Good lookin' kid there.

Name? If you haven't settled on a name as of yet I always recommend Larry.

If I was you I'd also probably add that you are getting him to use his left hand to throw. No telling what the sick assholes around here would infer from leaving that open ended.
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Re: Procreation

Unread postby peeker643 » Thu Feb 02, 2012 3:35 pm

Congrats, man.

And yeah, there is nothing beautiful about the process.

Nothing.

Anyone who says there is needs to be punched in the face. I'd rather look at fatality photos and videos of sucking chest wounds than see a baby being born.
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Re: Procreation

Unread postby Squints » Thu Feb 02, 2012 5:03 pm

Congratulations! Here's to many nights of interrupted sleep. One small piece of advice- volunteer to get up every now and then, it will go a long way. Nonetheless, enjoy your blessing :cheers:
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Re: Procreation

Unread postby skatingtripods » Thu Feb 02, 2012 5:20 pm

Congratulations, sir. One of my favorite posters here. Wish you nothing but the best.
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Re: Procreation

Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Thu Feb 02, 2012 5:33 pm

Congrats.

Just make sure you don't drop him or feed him after midnight.
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Re: Procreation

Unread postby Ziner » Thu Feb 02, 2012 6:02 pm

Congrats Erie. Double congrats if the DNA confirms he is yours ;-) ;) :wink:




What happens if you feed them after midnight?
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Re: Procreation

Unread postby Erie Warrior » Thu Feb 02, 2012 7:49 pm

Ziner wrote:Congrats Erie. Double congrats if the DNA confirms he is yours ;-) ;) :wink:
What happens if you feed them after midnight?


We're waiting on the paternity test now. And after yesterday, I'm pretty sure I'm the only person in a 30 mile radius to not be elbows deep in my wife.
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Re: Procreation

Unread postby Spin » Thu Feb 02, 2012 8:02 pm

Congrats!!! That's awesome.

I have four myself, and two grandkids now. 1 and 2 years old. Best of times...
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Re: Procreation

Unread postby peeker643 » Thu Feb 02, 2012 10:35 pm

Erie Warrior wrote:
Ziner wrote:Congrats Erie. Double congrats if the DNA confirms he is yours ;-) ;) :wink:
What happens if you feed them after midnight?


And after yesterday, I'm pretty sure I'm the only person in a 30 mile radius to not be elbows deep in my wife.


They're out of there now, right? If not they're just taking advantage of the situation. Although, after you have a couple more you'll be like, "Hey, if you can make her happy give it a go, dude".
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Re: Procreation

Unread postby swerb » Thu Feb 02, 2012 11:17 pm

Congrads!
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Re: Procreation

Unread postby FUDU » Fri Feb 03, 2012 4:57 am

Breath taking.

Seriously, congrats Erie.
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Re: Procreation

Unread postby RickNashEquilibrium » Fri Feb 03, 2012 12:14 pm

Ziner wrote:Congrats Erie. Double congrats if the DNA confirms he is yours ;-) ;) :wink:




What happens if you feed them after midnight?


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