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Happy Birthday, Mother!

Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Thu Sep 22, 2011 11:44 pm

You weirdo. 37 huh? I always figured you for about 14, but I was way off.

Happy Shabbat.
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Re: Happy Birthday, Mother!

Unread postby peeker643 » Thu Sep 22, 2011 11:54 pm

Happy Birthday Fuckweed!
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Re: Happy Birthday, Mother!

Unread postby mattvan1 » Fri Sep 23, 2011 12:28 am

HBD. Tell us how you'll celebrate.
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Re: Happy Birthday, Mother!

Unread postby motherscratcher » Fri Sep 23, 2011 1:40 am

Thanks assholes.

I celebrated by going to the BMV in the morning. Then I went to work. Got home around 8:30, heated up some chicken and watched TV until now. I'm about to take the dog outside and then go to sleep.

It was fucking awesome. I pretty much forgot about it until I saw this thread. Hell, I'm going to have a beer on principle.
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Re: Happy Birthday, Mother!

Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Fri Sep 23, 2011 1:45 am

Dude you should have gone out and at least knocked up a stripper.
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Re: Happy Birthday, Mother!

Unread postby motherscratcher » Fri Sep 23, 2011 1:45 am

Cerebral_DownTime wrote:You weirdo. 37 huh? I always figured you for about 14, but I was way off.

Happy Shabbat.


No, you're close. That's 37 years. 14 inches.
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Re: Happy Birthday, Mother!

Unread postby motherscratcher » Fri Sep 23, 2011 1:47 am

Cerebral_DownTime wrote:Dude you should have gone out and at least knocked up a stripper.


What am I, an animal? It's still a thursday. I save that shit for the weekends.
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Re: Happy Birthday, Mother!

Unread postby gotribe31 » Fri Sep 23, 2011 5:36 am

Shomer fucking Shabbos
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Re: Happy Birthday, Mother!

Unread postby swerb » Fri Sep 23, 2011 8:29 am

Happy bday Kramer. You are one entertaining and strat-addicted dude. Glad ya post here. Enjoy it.
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Re: Happy Birthday, Mother!

Unread postby skatingtripods » Fri Sep 23, 2011 10:54 am

Hope you had a good one. Celebrate this weekend to catch up.
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Re: Happy Birthday, Mother!

Unread postby pup » Fri Sep 23, 2011 2:15 pm

I can never think of anything clever to write. Probably because god decided to give assholes like you those types of skills.

So I will just go with :fu: :tool: and be done with it.
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Re: Happy Birthday, Mother!

Unread postby e0y2e3 » Fri Sep 23, 2011 2:50 pm

Dentists suck and I hope some little kid bites you. Or some old lady.
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Re: Happy Birthday, Mother!

Unread postby FUDU » Fri Sep 23, 2011 4:34 pm

HBD mo, what did you get, a tie, a garden hose reel, some new magazines for the lobby?
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Re: Happy Birthday, Mother!

Unread postby Ziner » Fri Sep 23, 2011 7:24 pm

I hope e0y2e3 falls in to a rat infested Boston sewer for your birthday present
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