by swerb » Mon Nov 24, 2008 10:20 am
Alright, I think this is how TCF Orange is breaking down as we head into the playoffs. A lot of cake on the line fellas.
#1 seed (1st rd bye) - Vandelay Industries (9-3) - Swerb
A dangerous team that has improbably been led by the three headed monster at RB of Matt Forte, Thomas Jones, and Steve Slaton ... all mid round finds by Swerb. Drew Brees at QB. Terrell Owens and Calvin Johnson at WR.
#2 seed (1st rd bye) - The Ded Stepiens (8-4) - Peeker
Has continued to win despite no second RB to pair with Portis. Phillip Rivers and the Giants D have been rocks for Peeker, and Randy Moss is coming on strong.
#3 seed - TKO (8-4) - FightDr vs. #6 seed Sharp Schruters (6-6) - Nick Allburn
TKO, despite an 8-4 record, has the least points of any playoff team, thanks mostly to having absolutely no backfield. Peyton Manning and the Bucs D carried him in. Allburn's Schruters get a big win in the final week of the regular season to get in. They've been led all season by Michael Turner, and lately by Tyler Thigpen and Marshawn Lynch. Titans D have also been solid for them. Winner plays Peeker (I think).
#4 seed - Don't Tase Me Bro (7-5) - Jeff Wright vs. #5 seed Webster's Slaughterhouse (7-5)- jjgmyers and kindtim
These teams played this week, with Don't Tase Me Bro winning 113-87 to secure their playoff spot and get home field in this rematch. They've taken off since acquiring Kurt Warner from Swerb and also have had big years from Adrian Peterson, Anquan Boldin, and the Ravens D. Webster's Slaughterhouse started RED HOT, but have crippled to the finish line as Jay Cutler, Marion Barber, Brandon Marshall, and Jason Witten have faded. Winner plays Swerb.
Did not make the dance ...
Next Year's Enthusiasts (6-6)- CAVSTRIBEBROWNS
TO, Matt Forte, and Vandelay Industries end their playoff hopes with a final week of the regular season spanking. Amazing they even got to 6-6 having drafted Larry Johnson, Willis McGahee, Marvin Harrison, Plaxico Burress, and Kellen Winslow.
The H Bombers (5-7) - Jeff Herrlich
Thanks for the donation Jeff. And work on a better team name for next year.
Jump, Art, Jump (5-7) - Scott Van Dyke
Disappointing seasons from McNabb, Addai, Wes Welker.
Bayside Tigers (4-8) - 4thQtrGlory
Comissioner's team was god awful from day one. Derek Anderson/Brady Quinn two headed monster at QB never really panned out.
The Ole Brajol (4-8) - Gino Nicastro
Not one player in the top 40 fantasy scorers on this team.
Little Italy Paisans (3-9) - Big Lu
Failed to menace.
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