Steelers joke

[consigliere]

May have heard this one.....but anyway:

Three football fans were on their way to watch the games when one noticed a foot sticking out of the bushes by the side of the road. They stopped and discovered a beautiful nude female dead drunk. Out of respect and propriety, the Redskins fan took off his cap and placed it over her right breast. The Ravens fan took off his cap and placed it over her left breast. Following their lead, the Steelers fan took off his cap and placed it over her crotch.

The police were called and when the officer arrived, he conducted his inspection.

First, he lifted up the Redskins cap, replaced it, and wrote down some notes. Next, he lifted the Ravens cap, replaced it, and wrote down some more notes.

The officer then lifted the Steelers cap, replaced it, then lifted it again, replaced it, lifted it a third time, and replaced it one last time.

The Steelers fan was getting upset and finally asked, "What are you, a pervert or something? Why do you keep lifting and looking, lifting and looking?"

Well," said the officer, "I am simply surprised. Normally when I look under a Steelers hat, I expect to find an asshole. But I guess I'm not too surprised to find a pussy either."

[mswerb]

NICE!!!

[johnnyo]

That one is so old, the last time I heard it I fell off my dinosaur laughing.

[pup]

Where you ok? Most dinosaurs are pretty big, so that would be one heck of a fall.