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Devone Bess

Unread postby motherscratcher » Fri Jan 17, 2014 12:04 pm

Set to be released in 3...2...

What a dumbass. First he tweets a picture with a bunch of weed in it...again. Then he gets all hopped up on some sort of happy pills and tries to fight a cop at the airport. The Devone Bess experiment is just about over. Receivers who can actually catch the ball can't get away with this shit.

He can now join Kellen Winslow jerking off in the Target parking lot.
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Re: Devone Bess

Unread postby Govbarney » Fri Jan 17, 2014 1:10 pm

motherscratcher wrote:He can now join Kellen Winslow jerking off in the Target parking lot.


Wait... That's frowned upon...!? Where the hell else am I supposed to do it??
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Re: Devone Bess

Unread postby HoodooMan » Fri Jan 17, 2014 1:12 pm

motherscratcher wrote:He can now join Kellen Winslow jerking off in the Target parking lot.


Pretty F'ing smug for a guy who's probably never had to deal with getting lost while searching for a Boston Market.

SMH.
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Re: Devone Bess

Unread postby Spin » Fri Jan 17, 2014 7:01 pm

He just wants the Browns to fit in with the rest of the AFC North.
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Re: Devone Bess

Unread postby bookelly » Fri Jan 17, 2014 7:18 pm

"dropped his pants" Well, he does fit that MO.
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Re: Devone Bess

Unread postby Spin » Tue Jan 21, 2014 6:35 pm

Dude was locked up in a mental institution 2 WEEKS before the Browns traded for him.

Son of a bitch, are these idiots really that stupid to not do ANY research on an NFL player before going after him??? What could go wrong there?

Most teams have people who do nothing but research these genius's. And when they see a problem, they obviously have Banner on speed dial, "Boy do I have a trade for you..."

Whoever brought up Ted Stepien is right, Somewhere he is face palming these jackoffs...
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