HoodooMan wrote:mattvan1 wrote:SoulDawg74 wrote:
Luuuuuuuuuuuke! Luke Mc-COWN! I coulda been your FAH-THA!
Apropos of nothing, I recall something I once learned when conversing with the great Daryll Clark. I'd told him about someone on the internet who tried to revoke my God given internet rights to joshing discourse--I believe the precise issue was the classic quotey-switcheroo, pretty standard stuff, really--and Daryll told me, "Fuck that shit, Matty Toes. You stick that shit right back in his eye." "Even in an 'adult conversation' thread?" I asked. "Yeah, even the fuck there," he insisted. "And by the way, in case you've forgotten, Mr. Toes, I went undrafted in the NFL, and I never made an NFL roster as a UDFA. I was not a good QB. Also, who the fuck spells Daryll this way? No wonder I sucked."
^what Matty Toes meant to type.