Mother Of All Tailgates V

[swerb]

November 14, Browns - Jets

$35/person ... and we're limited to about 60 people for this thing, which will go quick.

As always, we'll be partnering up with the Lake Erie Browns Backers (http://www.lakeeriebrownsbackers.com) and Chefs 4 Hire Catering to blow this thing out. Party starts at 7 AM in the Muni Lot. The B Lot, or the lot closer to the Stadium. Near the RTA waterfront line, on the side of the lot farthest from the freeway. It's right about halfway into that half of the Muni. Just get within 100 yards or so of us and you cannot miss it. Just look for the band. They are playing from 9-11 AM. They also have a big RV that they remodeled so there are 4 bathrooms (3 stalls and a womens bathroom) inside.

You need to bring nothing but yourself. Everything is provided. Alcohol, beer, non alcoholic drinks, a staggering array of professionally catered food from Chefs 4 Hire.

Main Course

Char-Grilled New York Strip Steak with Caramelized Onion Demi-Glace
Baked Potato Bar with all the Fixings
Roasted Vegetables
Italian Style Mixed Green Salad
Assorted Rolls & Butter

Dessert - New York Style Cheesecake

Beverages - All you can drink beer, Assorted non-alcoholic beverages

[mistero]

Can I get 2? Pay you before hand, correcto? Bringing Pubber from fantasy football league.

[jb]

Char-Grilled New York Strip Steak

Did someone say "steak at a tail gate" ?

Hmmmm, reminds me of something.

[Cerebral_DownTime]

I can't come.

[peeker643]

I can't come.

All clear everybody!!

I'm in now...

[swerb]

1. Swerb
2. Peeker643
3. JB
4. Mrs JB
5. Mistero
6. Pubber

[Triple-S]

would I get a chance to see an argument between JB and peeker in person?

[motherscratcher]

I'm in.

It's time for you all to meet the man behind the myth. You'll likely mistake me for the fat man who ate the man behind the myth.

[motherscratcher]

CDT, if you come I'll buy your beer.

[peeker643]

would I get a chance to see an argument between JB and peeker in person?

If we're both in the same place at the same time there will be an argument. And never (other than one famous time) has it ever been more than good-natured or required an attorney/marriage counselor/priest/shaman to work it out.

Come on now. I love JB.

JB and I, more often than not, just take opposite roads to the same destination. In other words, he's effed up but he ends up getting where I need him to be.

[peeker643]

CDT, if you come I'll buy your beer.

I'll buy it if he doesn't.

[Cerebral_DownTime]

CDT, if you come I'll buy your beer.

I'll buy it if he doesn't.

lol. You'll pay for the free beer? Awesome.

Sadly I will be in a cabin out at Buckeye lake.

[peeker643]

CDT, if you come I'll buy your beer.

I'll buy it if he doesn't.

lol. You'll pay for the free beer? Awesome.

Sadly I will be in a cabin out at Buckeye lake.

Actually I meant I'd buy your free beer if you didn't come.

Which cabin? Maybe motherscratcher and I will pay you a visit Saturday night. Will you have weed, booze and a loaded gun or two? Cards? Come on. Whaddya leaving us high and dry for?

[Cerebral_DownTime]

Which cabin?

The one i'm going to at Buckeye Lake. You make the 2nd left after the 3rd stop sign passed the red barn with the broken door.

Maybe motherscratcher and I will pay you a visit Saturday night.

Can you show up in ski masks and drag me away at gunpoint? That would help.

Will you have weed, booze and a loaded gun or two? Cards?

Probably not, yes, maybe. I always have cards.

Whaddya leaving us high and dry for?

My wife planned this weekend......

[swerb]

1. Swerb
2. Peeker643
3. JB
4. Mrs JB
5. Mistero
6. Pubber
7. waborat
8. Mrs waborat
9. Chris Gray
10. Tim Miller
11. Motherscratcher

[DrPoove]

I am most likely out. Unfortunately, this is my b-day weekend and I have peeps coming in for the game and have had the day planned out for a while. Maybe I can stumble down after a downing a bottle of vodka and do a shot of CWT with Wabo and tell JB Iggy sucks... if I am coherent.

[skatingtripods]

I can't come.

Then you have the wrong grip.


I'd love to make it. I'd feel like a jackass coming down and not having game tickets. I'll see what it looks like.

[Erie Warrior]

I'd love to make it. I'd feel like a jackass coming down and not having game tickets. I'll see what it looks like.

Stubhub for $35. I'm working on the logistics, I need me some good old Cleveland commiseration.

[Fire Marshall Bill]

In.....and I want a seat at jb's table

[Fire Marshall Bill]

I can't come.

Then you have the wrong grip.


I'd love to make it. I'd feel like a jackass coming down and not having game tickets. I'll see what it looks like.

Bleah!

I drive 2 hrs for this and leave at game time

[jb]

I'd love to make it. I'd feel like a genius coming down and not having game tickets. I'll see what it looks like.

Fixed that for you, Adam. make it down, brah.

[jb]

In.....and I want a seat at jb's table

I think you mis-spelled "swing" and "jaw".

[MartyM]

Count me in Swerb. I take bribes to hide incriminating pictures.

[jb]

Count me in Swerb. I take bribes to hide incriminating pictures.

Time laspse drunk guy eating steak?

[swerb]

1. Swerb
2. Peeker643
3. JB
4. Mrs JB
5. Mistero
6. Pubber
7. waborat
8. Mrs waborat
9. Chris Gray
10. Tim Miller
11. Motherscratcher
12. Marty M
13. Fire Marshall Bill
14. Jerry Buck
15. Mrs Buck

[Ziner]

I really need to make one of these.

Trying to sacrifice and save money to get that house before Obama forces me in to government housing while making sure to lower the interest rates of all the people who can't afford their homes (that was for you JB )

Just like in Cleveland, there is always next year, plus I will be done with school then, I'll have more time and hopefully more money.

[FUDU]

I can't come.

TMI.

[FUDU]

I can't come.

Then you have the wrong grip.


I'd love to make it. I'd feel like a jackass coming down and not having game tickets. I'll see what it looks like.

Bleah!

I drive 2 hrs for this and leave at game time

LOL, I drive 11 minutes and leave at game time. I'll be there to shoot the shit, but will leave an official spot on Rich's list for others to use unless a spot needs to be filled last minute.

[Fire Marshall Bill]

I can't come.

TMI.

Actually, that's what she said to CDT

[Fire Marshall Bill]

I can't come.

Then you have the wrong grip.


I'd love to make it. I'd feel like a jackass coming down and not having game tickets. I'll see what it looks like.

Bleah!

I drive 2 hrs for this and leave at game time

LOL, I drive 11 minutes and leave at game time. I'll be there to shoot the shit, but will leave an official spot on Rich's list for others to use unless a spot needs to be filled last minute.

Bar?

[FUDU]

^ Can be arranged.

[JCoz]

I'm doing my best to see if I can make it.

[OldDawg]

If this "mother" features a pre-game eating contest between the coaching Ryan brothers, I am in! If not, I have to think about it!

[mistero]

Swerb I've got two more to add. Can subtract them if you need the spots though.

[General]

Sorry to report that I will not be deploying to Cleveland for this one.

[swerb]

1. Swerb
2. Peeker643
3. JB
4. Mrs JB
5. Mistero
6. Pubber
7. waborat
8. Mrs waborat
9. Chris Gray
10. Tim Miller
11. Motherscratcher
12. Marty M
13. Fire Marshall Bill
14. Jerry Buck
15. Mrs Buck
16. Mistero guest
17. Mistero guest
18. Hiko + 3
19. " "
20. " "
21. " "

[motherscratcher]

When and how do you want to get paid Swerb?

[Cerebral_DownTime]

When and how do you want to get paid Swerb?

Ass, gas, or grass.

[mistero]

Make my party 6 total! Gracias

[swerb]

When and how do you want to get paid Swerb?

Cash, that morning ...

[jb]

When and how do you want to get paid Swerb?

Ass, gas, or grass.

No one rides for free.

[Fire Marshall Bill]

Main Course

Char-Grilled New York Strip Steak with Caramelized Onion Demi-Glace
Baked Potato Bar with all the Fixings
Roasted Vegetables
Italian Style Mixed Green Salad
Assorted Rolls & Butter

Dessert - New York Style Cheesecake

WTF....I don't see the Soup Nazi...No soup for you?

[swerb]

1. Swerb
2. Peeker643
3. JB
4. Mrs JB
5. Mistero
6. Pubber
7. waborat
8. Mrs waborat
9. Chris Gray
10. Tim Miller
11. Motherscratcher
12. Marty M
13. Fire Marshall Bill
14. Jerry Buck
15. Mrs Buck
16. Mistero
17. Mistero + 5
18. " "
19. " "
20. " "
21. " "
22. " "
23. Hiko + 3
24. " "
25. " "
26. " "
27. Peeker's neighbor Jason

[mistero]

I have a total of 7 now....I think that should be it.

[swerb]

1. Swerb
2. Peeker643
3. JB
4. Mrs JB
5. Mistero
6. Pubber
7. waborat
8. Mrs waborat
9. Chris Gray
10. Tim Miller
11. Motherscratcher
12. Marty M
13. Fire Marshall Bill
14. Jerry Buck
15. Mrs Buck
16. Mistero
17. Mistero + 5
18. " "
19. " "
20. " "
21. " "
22. " "
23. Hiko + 3
24. " "
25. " "
26. " "
27. Peeker's neighbor Jason
28. Chris Gray +3
29. Chris Gray +4
30. Wanda Baldwin
31. Tom Fraser + 3
32. " "
33. " "
34. " "
35. Todd Urmson
36. Addie Luhinec + 1
37. " "

[swerb]

1. Swerb
2. Peeker643
3. JB
4. Mrs JB
5. Mistero
6. Pubber
7. waborat
8. Mrs waborat
9. Chris Gray
10. Tim Miller
11. Motherscratcher
12. Marty M
13. Fire Marshall Bill
14. Jerry Buck
15. Mrs Buck
16. Mistero
17. Mistero + 5
18. " "
19. " "
20. " "
21. " "
22. " "
23. Hiko + 3
24. " "
25. " "
26. " "
27. Peeker's neighbor Jason
28. Chris Gray +3
29. Chris Gray +4
30. Wanda Baldwin
31. Tom Fraser + 3
32. " "
33. " "
34. " "
35. Todd Urmson
36. Addie Luhinec + 1
37. " "
38. Amanda N
39. Amanda's friend Dawn
40. Denise Trader

[mistero]

You got me twice Swerb. Does that mean I get two steaks? Hot shit ,I'm bring a real knife.

[jb]

I have a total of 7 now....I think that should be it.

Good call Mysterio.

I always say when it comes to Muni, it is a great time for the whole family.

[mistero]

Swerb said kids eat for free, so I'm bringing the whole litter. Plus the 11 year old can drive us home.

[jb]

Swerb said kids eat for free, so I'm bringing the whole litter. Plus the 11 year old can drive us home.

Smart. Did you know you can go as low as 8 if you strap blocks to their feet? Just as long as they have experience from Cedar Point.